Well, I've had enough of girls, I'm going homosexual, I live in a crappy little box, and It's time to get out and show everyone my true colour!
Yes, pink.
I've only had 3 girlfriends, and they couldn't...
1. Suck good
2. Play games good >:( (Half life or Halo maybe?)
3. Can't tend to my sexual needs
So now I'm off to the gaybar for a chap with a big willy and who can excite me :)
If you wish to join me, meet me in the gaybar at 12:00
From there, we make history!
And don't think I'm going bi or coming back to the straight side, I'm not >:)