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At 7/1/07 12:58 AM, Luis wrote: only on newgrounds :/

i second that

At 7/1/07 09:36 AM, Ryanmcl wrote: wow. that was stupid first of all.

Grow some pubes.

At 7/1/07 09:50 AM, Edvin wrote:

At 7/1/07 09:36 AM, Ryanmcl wrote: wow. that was stupid first of all.

Grow some pubes.

get a fucking girlfriend. it works better that way

At 7/1/07 09:52 AM, Wurmy1029 wrote:

At 7/1/07 09:50 AM, Edvin wrote:

At 7/1/07 09:36 AM, Ryanmcl wrote: wow. that was stupid first of all.

Grow some pubes.

get a fucking girlfriend. it works better that way

You already said that... and its highly unlikely you could have your girlfriend on standby everytime youre working on a flash movie...
people who have this misconception that having a girlfriend automatically means she is gonna fuck you everytime you cock rises needs a reality check. Women are wired differently.. then again you'd probably have known that if you ever did have a girlfriend :/

At 7/1/07 09:52 AM, Wurmy1029 wrote:

Grow some pubes.

get a fucking girlfriend. it works better that way

Yes sir Mr.virgin

Im stuck with windows vista..
so if i flash crashes when i masturbat......every time

I still find it very difficult to code, test and masturbate at the same time, but I've gotten pretty used to it. I have a quick question though (tl;dr the whole thing lol);

What if I hurt one of my hands, and the other is too busy doing one of the other? I'd be rendered useless.

At 7/1/07 12:55 AM, Buzzwerd wrote: However, for our coders, and some of the less endowed artists

Yeah, I love you too Kev >_>
We both know who you really mean! D:

The time on your hands man... damn

At 7/1/07 11:16 AM, Luis wrote: the truth

You speak the truth :)

To the negative feedback. If indeed you are so disgusted by masturbation, I do think it was a bit stupid to click on a topic marked "The Masturbation Proclomation." If you don't wanna see it, then don't fucking click on the damn topic.

Also, to the guy that said get a girlfriend. Good luck having a mass bouncing on you while you try and make flash. I guess that's probably why you suck so bad in the first place. How about, you lose the girlfriend and get better at flash. Girls don't fuck on command.

If you are injured, neither masturbation or flash work are suggested. Go outside and get some air, go somewhere you've never been. Go to a convention, or find something fun to do with friends. Like the previous guy said, get a girlfriend. This is for when you wanna work, but you don't want to waste time later beating your meat. It is a strict set of regulations to keep you on task when you want to cut down your work and masturbation time.

I'm actually surprised this went down so well, specially with two new mods around.

You have a strange mind.

At 7/1/07 01:23 AM, Buzzwerd wrote:

Unless thou is a very unskilled masturbator, you will find cum to go in the direction you wish. So unless somewhere in your sub conscious thou wishes semen in your food or drink, you will find it quite easy not to get any on it. However, if this does happen, do not be wasteful. Allow your tongue to soak in your dead children, let the slimy juices slither into your throat, down into your stomach. Cum can be tasty on certain pastries, and makes a beautiful sauce on most sandwiches. With drinks, you will find, the taste adds an odd, but incredible flavor to almost all juices and soda pops.

Lol, i Lol´d at that. It´s true....you can basically control more or less where you want it to go...so maybe he wants it on his sandwich. o_O

wouldnt this be a good collab, each chapter is a part lol :)