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Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:07 PM Reply

This relates to a topic I made a while back about Vampires and vaginal secretions.
Let's just say a man is entrapped in a suit of armor that cannot be removed, locked in a room with a vampire and no escape. The only area of the mans body that is not cased in armor is that tender place called a "crotch". The vampire hasn't eaten in a long time and is starving, yet still has his morals as a heterosexual.

So here is the question: Would the Vampire bite into the tender man meat in order to survive or starve himself to atleast keep his own dignity? And, if you were put into the same situation, would you bite the penis, the ball sac, or just starve?


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:08 PM Reply

I'd suck it for a bit until its erect, then bite into it hard.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:08 PM Reply

Dude, get a life. Vampires are fake.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:08 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:07 PM, JackFox wrote: And, if you were put into the same situation, would you bite the penis, the ball sac, or just starve?

i would do them all

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:09 PM Reply

of course, since vampires suck

haha see waht i did thar?

no, but seriously, I would rather bite myself.


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:10 PM Reply

ok so get to the point already. Who is it that you would like so suck off so badly?


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:11 PM Reply

Wouldn't it be kind of pointless? If the vampire feeds there is still no escape from the room. He is just prolonging his death.


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:11 PM Reply

I would say the vampire would just starve. If I were the vampire, I would just go ahead and bite. It beats starving to death.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:12 PM Reply

I would bite though the armour to his neck.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:20 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:12 PM, iateamexican wrote: I would bite though the armour to his neck.
Fool.

What if this paticular suit was made of titanium?


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:30 PM Reply

The vampire would obviously have to try to arouse the man first, in order to get as much blood rush into the penis as possible. A juicy meal from the erect and blood-filled penis should keep the vampire alive long enough till someone opens the door.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:32 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:20 PM, JackFox wrote:
At 6/29/07 05:12 PM, iateamexican wrote: I would bite though the armour to his neck.
Fool.
What if this paticular suit was made of titanium?

i have tungsten carbide teeth, got em in the vampire shop, in case of titanium armour wearing victims.

tungsten carbide

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:32 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:30 PM, AapoJoki wrote: The vampire would obviously have to try to arouse the man first, in order to get as much blood rush into the penis as possible. A juicy meal from the erect and blood-filled penis should keep the vampire alive long enough till someone opens the door.

And there's many ways to do that, right? Right.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:51 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:20 PM, JackFox wrote:
At 6/29/07 05:12 PM, iateamexican wrote: I would bite though the armour to his neck.
Fool.
What if this paticular suit was made of titanium?

Fuck titanium, im a vampire.


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:51 PM Reply

I would starve. There is no way i would come close to another mans cock.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:54 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:07 PM, JackFox wrote: Let's just say a man is entrapped in a suit of armor that cannot be removed, locked in a room with a vampire and no escape. The only area of the mans body that is not cased in armor is that tender place called a "crotch". The vampire hasn't eaten in a long time and is starving, yet still has his morals as a heterosexual.

that is probably, no wait, it IS the most unlikely situtation i've ever read or heard in all my life.

im not even gonna bother answering the question.


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:57 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:54 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: that is probably, no wait, it IS the most unlikely situtation i've ever read or heard in all my life.

im not even gonna bother answering the question.

Then thank you for making a rather meaningless post, mister ChaDMcBaDD.

Also, I've decided that I'd rather go into a coma then feed on a mans penis.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 05:57 PM Reply

A locked room? If I were a vampire, I'd just burst through the wall or teleport and shit. Can't they do those things?

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:04 PM Reply

Why would someone get stuck in an unremovable suit of armour where the crotch is uncovered.

Unless they thought they were about get oral secks :P


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:06 PM Reply

I'm surprised and disturbed people think of this.


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:06 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 06:04 PM, Krispe wrote: Why would someone get stuck in an unremovable suit of armour where the crotch is uncovered.

Unless they thought they were about get oral secks :P

Maybe the Jigsaw Killer tricked him into thinking it was some type of kinky medieval fanstasy secks. >_>


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:07 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 05:57 PM, JackFox wrote: Then thank you for making a rather meaningless post, mister ChaDMcBaDD.

you are quite welcome, my good sir.


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:08 PM Reply

Obviously I would suck him off.

In more ways then one.

La dee da da da

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:11 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 06:06 PM, JackFox wrote:
Maybe the Jigsaw Killer tricked him into thinking it was some type of kinky medieval fanstasy secks. >_>

Damn you Jack SPARRRROWWW.....ummmm FOXXXX.

And lol :D


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:32 PM Reply

What if the guy in the armor just beat the shit out of you? I mean the rest of his body is protected so...


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:35 PM Reply

I would, I hope he wouldn't.


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:39 PM Reply

All vampires are gay. Therefore, he would. The end.

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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:42 PM Reply

I'd use the guy as a "ram" to knock open the door!


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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:43 PM Reply

At 6/29/07 06:42 PM, Shawn wrote: I'd use the guy as a "ram" to knock open the door!

Just because I said they were locked in a room, doesn't mean there was a door that was doing the locking.
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Response to Vampires and a Penis Jun. 29th, 2007 @ 06:46 PM Reply

1:Zombies are better
2:I would try to rip off the armor to get to the skin