The Day Ng Stopped Spinning *2

[Evan]

Read the First one... First.

It had been 6 months since that dreadful day, the Day NG Stopped Spinning. And now the entire ordeal is over, and NG is being redesigned to fix up the destruction. Of course they've been promising to open up the new city for months, and some citizens are starting to get angry. I remember it like it was yesterday...

Our bus flew into the portal. Everyone cheered and rejoiced. We all thought that everything was over, and Luis was defeated. So as we ate cake and cookies in celebration, the bus was drifting through the audio portal.

"Fuck! Fuck you guys, Fuck!" Yelled Depredation. Everyone turned to the back of the bus.
"Whats wrong Dep?" I asked.
"Behind us, it's Luis in an RV!" He responded. And unluckily enough, through the back window an RV could be seen speeding up to us, with Luis angrily sitting in the front seat. Everyone suddenly panicked. Shirty through himself through the back of a chair, AuthorBlues began humping the wall, TrueDarkness and Buzz got so frightened, they stepped on their "newgame.swf".

John put Blaze in charge of the wheel, and went to the back of the bus, whipped out his shotgun, and just as he was about to shoot, the bus dropped down at high speeds.

"Whats happened?!" Asked John.
"Err... Well I definitely didn't hit an .mp3, it that's what your thinking..." Retorted Blaze.
"Ugh, why did I let you drive?"
"Aw man... Does this mean I don't get to drive any more?"

So the bus was twirling through the air, headed toward the bottom of the portal, the graveyard. This was full of audio that had scores of 1 and lower, audio that hadn't been listened to for years; Dead Music. Mogly hung to the top of the ceiling, MasterSwordsMan was in the fetal position in the back, and Paranoia completely ignored our impending doom, and hit on guys in his whore clothes.

"EVERYONE, GET READY!" Yelled Kraig, who was instantly now driving the bus.
"Where the fuck..." I began.
"Never mind that, I'm a plot twist!"

Suddenly a crash. I woke up with smoke in my throat, and the blurry vision of Moose above me. He helped me up and explained something long and important that had to do with how we escape the graveyard, but I was too busy eyeing Fuzz taking a bath in a nearby water hole. I looked around, and it was just what it was named; A graveyard. Miles and miles of tombstones. I was standing next to one, and read it- "LogoPresents: King of the Portal. 'Maybe the Toof be with you'". That's when i found out that this wasnt the audio graveyard, this was the NG Graveyard! Ton's of dead flashes, old dried out flash artists, and then a golden tombstone, shining brighter than... Something really bright.

We all walked to the golden one, and read- "Newgrounds Redesign: Haha, we stopped working on this forever ago, FUCKERS!". Then a giant explosion in the background, and we all turned. The remains of an RV could be seen not so far away. We headed towards the crash zone. From the rubble emerged Mod Meet '07. All the Mods, even John, Stood before us, with guns and other assorted weapons in hand.

"You thought you could escape me? The infamous Luis?!" Roared Luis.
"I see John betrayed us. But I lead this pack!" Responded Kraig.
"Are you suggesting we have a battle of the Titans?"
"I quite may be!"

And so started the battle of the Titans. Kraig and Luis were fist fighting to the death, as all the regulars took on the Mods. Mogly took down Maus with a lighting bolt that he summoned (because we all know Mogly is the Zeus of Flash), Kirk took Denvish and defeated him with his sword of Cocaine. Zoy did some crazy ass jumps and shit, and ended up killing Afro-Ninja. And I myself took on John.

John threw a revamped ball and my nuts, and I suddenly threw my body to the ground in pain. I got up and took John by the leg, and threw him into Kraig and Luis's field of battle. He was trampled by the unknowing titans, and I won by default. Dfox took me aside and began telling me something important about escaping the ultimate battle of Mods against Regs, but I was too busy watching the fight.

"Mind getting me some popcorn?" I asked.
"Did you listen to a THING I said?!" Dfox retorted.
"Uh... nope."

Dfox ran off in an angry fit, and then the final blow of the Titans was made. Luis Jumped in the air, and crushed Kraig under his modstick. It was over, we had lost Kraig and a few others, and they had a four person casualty. The rest of the regs ran back to the bus, which was miraculously perfectly fine, and we all got in and drove off.

"That was horrible!" Screamed Vengeance.
"Awful!" Yelled Pezboy.
"Not... good!" Barked Penboy.
"Do not worry my good fellows, for I have the ability to bring men back from the dead!" Said the all glorious Mogly.
"Really?" I asked.
"Yes. We must get back to the NG Gates, and perform a great ritual to bring back Kraig to our presence!"

So we were on our way. We took the ramp way back up to the portal, and floated to the other side. We came out in the BBS General Section of NG. We asked for directions from a fellow user, and they called us fags and punched Mogly in the face. Everyone wouldn't help us, they just yelled and said dumb shit. We finally found our way to the main core of NG, and parked in front of the gates.

"It is now time. Everyone gather in an arch around the gate, and chant 'Mogly is the best, he is god, we all love Mogly'." Stated Mogly. So everyone did so for roughly ten minutes then Mogly yelled us to halt, and a sudden light emerged in mid air. Everyone began to celebrate the reincarnation of Kraig, when we noticed that the light was just the sun.

"Wheres Kraig?" Asked moose.
"About that.... Haha fags, I can't bring people back! I just wanted you all to chant how great I am! See you later, faggots!" He yelled, then he ran off. Everyone began to cry because our great leader Kraig was gone. Then someone tapped me on the shoulder.

"Why's everyone crying?" Asked Kraig.
"Where did-" I began.
"Never mind that, I'm a plot twist. Well, after I was claimed dead, I really just had an attack of narcolepcy. So I went into the RV shortly after waking up, and challenged Luis to another battle. Atop the NG Gates, right now."

An Rv drove up and stopped. Out stepped Luis, John, Denvish, Maus, and Afro. Even though they were all dead, they weren't, because they're mods. So Luis and Kraig began to fight again, and we all started fighting. In the middle of our battle, A loud sound of thunder could be heard. It began to rain. Everyone stopped fighting, and began to rejoice. It hadn't rained in NG since 1999.

"Luis, How about a truce on a call of rain." Asked Kraig.
"Deal." Responded Luis. Everyone hugged each other, and the mods and the regs were finally at peace once again, dancing about in the shattered pieces that was once Newgrounds. And so, they all gathered in a circle and began to since and dance, and all was good.

Suddenly,a grenade that was seconds away from detonating, dropped into the middle of the circle. Everyone turned to the direction it was thrown.

"Fuck you, homos." Said Stamper.

[Edvin]

Well I'd be damned.

[TrueDarkness]

Awesome, I was finally mentioned this time, with Buzz :p
Great story, haha, hilarious

[trig1]

Pics or it didnt happen.

Aww I'm not in it :(

[Mogly]

'Mogly is the best, he is god, we all love Mogly'." Stated Mogly.

Woop woop woop woop!!

[fuzz]

Wow, that was quite something

[BlackmarketKraig]

At 6/27/07 12:22 PM, Evan wrote:
Everyone began to cry because our great leader Kraig was gone.

Hmm... quite a story... =]

[atomic-noodle]

Good story..

it'd be better if i was in it..

[Ansel]

At 6/27/07 02:15 PM, atomic-noodle wrote: Good story..

it'd be better if i was in it..

it also needs moar Truman Burbank.

[DFox]

WHY CAN'T LUIS JUST DIE ALREADY.

And yeah, no one every listens to me :)

Great story though, just wish there could have been a gory scene where Luis gets a modstick up the ass.

[Kenney]

I wasn't included, so it sucks.

[Blaze]

AHAHAHA i murdered an mp3 while driving! :D

[Luis]

At 6/27/07 03:41 PM, DFox wrote: WHY CAN'T LUIS JUST DIE ALREADY.

i guess WE'LL never be working together >:(

[DFox]

At 6/27/07 03:50 PM, Luis wrote:

At 6/27/07 03:41 PM, DFox wrote: WHY CAN'T LUIS JUST DIE ALREADY.

i guess WE'LL never be working together >:(

Oh god Luis, you KNOW I love you, except when you're the ruthless, havoc reeking villain in a forum story.

[trig1]

At 6/27/07 03:50 PM, Luis wrote:

At 6/27/07 03:41 PM, DFox wrote: WHY CAN'T LUIS JUST DIE ALREADY.

i guess WE'LL never be working together >:(

Its nothing personal, its just that you have a nasty habit of surviving.

[Depredation]

Yay, i now feel like a real reg :). Nice story :D.

[DFox]

At 6/27/07 03:57 PM, trig1 wrote: Its nothing personal, its just that you have a nasty habit of surviving.

EXACTLY, like in action movies when the villain gets shot 18 times and then pops up and is ready to kill some more innocent people and everyone lets out an "augh".

[Luis]

i should probably read part 1.

[Lord-Sonx]

aww i'm not in there :(

good tale ;)

[Penboy]

"Not... good!" Barked Penboy.

Woot! Thanks Evan :D

[Josh-B]

You made me look like a wuss. I'm no wuss! >:-(

[Keith]

very sexy story, i read both and that would be an awesome animation or collab for that matter

[Evan]

At 6/27/07 11:52 PM, Masterswordman wrote: You made me look like a wuss. I'm no wuss! >:-(

Haha sorry, I didn't really have any generic... "something" about you that I could put. Once I get to know you better, I'll make you a better character if I ever make another :P

[Penboy]

At 6/28/07 12:21 AM, Evan wrote: Haha sorry, I didn't really have any generic... "something" about you that I could put. Once I get to know you better, I'll make you a better character if I ever make another :P

What was my generic 'something' supposed to be :3

[Buzzwerd]

Yay, I'm actually in it :) Great story

[Evan]

At 6/28/07 12:23 AM, Penboy wrote:

At 6/28/07 12:21 AM, Evan wrote: Haha sorry, I didn't really have any generic... "something" about you that I could put. Once I get to know you better, I'll make you a better character if I ever make another :P

What was my generic 'something' supposed to be :3

No clue.

[Paranoia]

I DEMAND A BIGGER PART IN YOUR NEXT STORY!!!

[azwsxdcrfv]

At 6/28/07 03:36 PM, Paranoia wrote: IM WRITING IN ALL CAPS, AREN'T I COOL

if he does give you a bigger part then everyone else will.

[zoy]

thats too brilliant

i am quite good at doing crazy jumps and shit :D

[hashbrown]

how could you forget me D:, you cant suck my boner no more