Fuck America.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

For being a melting pot were all diversities, races, creeds, cultures, and sexes can unite in friendship, love, and understanding, Fuck America.

For creating a voting system that let's 51% of the people rule the other 49%, Fuck America.

For giving us a horribly defined, overly-complicated and over inefficient government, Fuck America.

For making sure that old age, injury, and sickness do not completely ruin a person, and creating a sense of security that long after he lose the ability to work, we are still taken care of by good ol' uncle sam, Fuck America.

For having one of the most well balanced Taxation Systems around, Fuck America.

For having our resources so divided, so parts of the nation are in poverty and others are richer then most independent nation, Fuck America.

For existing under the doctrine that one man or woman, regardless of wealth or power, can make all the difference in the world and truly make a mark on the world, Fuck America.

For guaranteeing that where you start off in life is no indication of where you end up, and that we all have the ability to make it if we try hard, Fuck America.

For spreading a legacy of warfare, violence, and contempt, Fuck America.

For being a nation that puts great emphasis on equality, political correctness, and inherent fairness, Fuck America

For being a nation that put's way TOO much emphasis on political correctness, Fuck America.

For being a nation with the worst method of political discourse around, were political "debate" is a matter of personal insults, ruthless insults, and unnecessary hatred, Fuck America.

For being the only nation to ever drop a nuclear bomb, Fuck America.

For having the balls to stand up to the world and say 'Too bad if you don't like it, we're GOING to play world police, because it's the job of the strong to protect the weak', Fuck America

For actually following through on that promise, and using our power to help those in need, remove evil from the world, and do our damndest to make sure bad loses to good, Fuck America.

For being able to claim the hardest working, hardest thinking, most prideful, dedicated, and decisive citizens on earth, Fuck America.

For having arguably the most efficient, and the most bad-assed, hard-fighting, don't-fuck-with-us-or-its-the-last-thing-you'
ll ever-do Military Establishment, Fuck America.

For using that military in way's many would call illegal, Fuck America.

For telling the rest of the world it's better then them, Fuck America.

For saying that we don't care if you read the Torah, Quran, New Testement, or the Satanic Bible, as long as you work hard, pay you're taxes, and stay out of jail, we're going to take care of you, walk along side you, and pick you up when you fall down, Fuck America.

For making sure that if you're rich and famous enough, you'll never serve a day in jail, Fuck America.

For having the best Anti-Foreign-Terror record in the whole modern world, insuring that the only thing we really have to fear are domestic attacks (something that anyone with half a clue will tell you is impossible to eliminate anyway), Fuck America.

And finally, for allowing me to say this, Fuck America. Because, you see, America isn't perfect. Nowhere is. Nor is it flawed. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It's just a hunk of land, inhabited by people who control the way people view it. Like every single nation, organization, person, and entity in existence, it has it's pro's and it has it's cons. It has it's ups and downs, twists and turns. It's a living, legislating country. We couldn't make it perfect if we tried because, inevitably, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't want it to be perfect if I could do so. Someone wrote a book about a 'perfect' America once. It was called 1984. It wasn't a pretty picture. For to remove imperfection is to remove humanity. And even though I cannot, for these reasons, come here and tell you America is a good place, or a great place, or the best place. But I can tell you one thing; I feel blessed to have been born in a place in which I am able to publicly say, "Fuck my country". I feel blessed that I can list the flaws of this country, and then tell this list to all of you safely in mind and body, secure in the knowledge that I will not be arrested, killed, or persecuted for my beliefs. America is a place where you can say whatever you want, and no one can do anything to stop you. Many people take that for granted. But to some people in the world, the idea of the government protecting the average Joe's ability to criticize it is simply amazing. Sum Xiao in Hong Kong doesn't have that right. Neither does Ivan Roessen over in Moscow, or Nosar Mokawbi in the Sudan.

So to summarize, America isn't a place of perfection. It isn't a place of eliteness. But by god, it's a place of Freedom. And it's because of these inalienable freedoms of speech, belief, and thought that our forefathers died to give us, and that we still die for to this day to give others, that I love this country, and that I am loyal to it, that I am willing to give anything for it, because it has already given all of us so much.

So America, for giving me the freedom to do so, and as my eternal, loving tribute the the love, liberty, and opportunity you have given me, I say, with all the love in my heart, Fuck You.

[manoftheman6]

I would make a gander that you have had inspiration to write that much? Or where you just bored? Anyways, you make alot of valid points, very well thought out. Good stuff here!

[GothKid32]

I you dont like america than leave. You sould be damn prode to be an American. ------------------------------------- If you want to live in Iraq be my guest go and get killed by thired world bastards.

[Karzand]

At 6/22/07 11:21 PM, GothKid32 wrote: I you dont like america than leave. You sould be damn prode to be an American. ------------------------------------- If you want to live in Iraq be my guest go and get killed by thired world bastards.

Next time read the entire post, not just the title.

[Leap]

While I may not agree with some of your beliefs, i admire your convictions. Sir I salute you.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 6/22/07 11:19 PM, manoftheman6 wrote: I would make a gander that you have had inspiration to write that much? Or where you just bored? Anyways, you make alot of valid points, very well thought out. Good stuff here!

America's my inspiration to write that much. If I have the freedom to speech, then by god I'm gonna talk =D

[UWDarDar17]

At 6/22/07 11:34 PM, Tal-con wrote: examples plz

He may be referring to the Bay of Pigs invasion (1961), the Indian Wars (1865-1890), certain wars during Westward Expansion (1816-1860). Or he may be referring to the Iran-Contra affair (1979-1989), or the alleged interventions in Ecuador (1961-1963), Greece (1967), Guatemala (1982-1983), Chile (1973), Fiji (1987), Bulgaria and Albania (1990-1991), and Venezuela (2002).

Keep in mind that the last seven examples I cite are alleged, and not yet proven or disproven.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 6/23/07 12:20 AM, UWDarDar17 wrote:

Bay of Pigs invasion (1961), the Indian Wars (1865-1890), certain wars during Westward Expansion (1816-1860). Or he may be referring to the Iran-Contra affair (1979-1989), or the alleged interventions in Ecuador (1961-1963), Greece (1967), Guatemala (1982-1983), Chile (1973), Fiji (1987), Bulgaria and Albania (1990-1991), and Venezuela (2002).

Errrrr..... I was thinking Grenada and Kosovo. Thanks for that, though. And nice job including dates for easier reference.

[EvilerBowser1001]

I will give you the Eviler Bowser awards for:
Most creative use of swearing
Most incindiary title
and for Most Apparent Conviction/Dedication
Very well done, sir...You make some good points...
Fuck You, Too

[Memorize]

At 6/23/07 12:20 AM, UWDarDar17 wrote:

Keep in mind that the last seven examples I cite are alleged, and not yet proven or disproven.

I love how that completely skipped over Clinton and Carter.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 6/23/07 12:30 AM, Memorize wrote:

I love how that completely skipped over Clinton and Carter.

Well, to be fair, Clinton just had Kosovo going for him, and they proved that his claims actually were true. However, the people of Kosovo who DIDN'T benefit from the invasion consider it illegal under U.N guide lines.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 6/23/07 12:28 AM, Tal-con wrote: But how are they "illegal"? The president has the authority to dispatch troops for up to 90 days w/o consent of Congress, and if the president is granted authority the time is indefinite.

A lot of people say Iraq was illegal do to the lies used to justify it, our support of the Contras was proven to be illegal, and many consider Kosovo illegal since the brass didn't go through the proper channels.

[Memorize]

At 6/23/07 12:41 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:

Well, to be fair, Clinton just had Kosovo going for him, and they proved that his claims actually were true. However, the people of Kosovo who DIDN'T benefit from the invasion consider it illegal under U.N guide lines.

Whatever.

I could just as well look up any European nation and give a good sized list.

[dasweasle]

Aint this country great?, except for the goverment.....

[Demosthenez]

At 6/23/07 12:20 AM, UWDarDar17 wrote: Keep in mind that the last seven examples I cite are alleged, and not yet proven or disproven.

There is no such thing as an illegal war. There are immoral wars, there are wrong wars, and there are wars that backfire and hurt the nation more than they benefit, but there is no such thing as an illegal war. This is a farce that has been propagated in the modern era.

Until there is a world government capable of reigning in the anarchic state of global affairs, capable of holding the wrongdoers of the world to justice, the UN will be little more than a venting ground for smaller powers and an institution used by the collective governments of the world to combat each other in the world of public opinion. It would be foolhardy to consider it anymore than that or grant it anymore worth and praise than it deserves.

[rotciv351]

ya you've made great points there but America isn't that bad. I mean would you rather start a life in Ethiopia or America?

[Ravariel]

Dear Lettuce,

Fuck you, too.

Love,

America.

PS you owe us $63,281.75 in back taxes. Pay up or we send spooks.

[animehater]

At 6/23/07 02:54 PM, Ravariel wrote: Dear Lettuce,
Fuck you, too.
Love,
America.

PS you owe us $63,281.75 in back taxes. Pay up or we send spooks.

What do you mean by spooks?

[Ravariel]

At 6/23/07 02:58 PM, animehater wrote:
What do you mean by spooks?

Is that a trick question? Or do you really think I might mean the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man?

[animehater]

At 6/22/07 11:09 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: Ness

Some good shit you got there. But overall, quit your bitchin.

We droped the bomb because we were in a world fucking war damnit!

[CaptinChu]

At 6/22/07 11:23 PM, Karzand wrote:

At 6/22/07 11:21 PM, GothKid32 wrote: I you dont like america than leave. You sould be damn prode to be an American. ------------------------------------- If you want to live in Iraq be my guest go and get killed by thired world bastards.

Next time read the entire post, not just the title.

WIN WIN WIN.

I totally agree with you. "I don't agree with the opinion of the person saying what he's saying, but, damn it, I will defend his right to say it."

[Ravariel]

At 6/23/07 03:12 PM, animehater wrote:

We droped the bomb because we were in a world fucking war damnit!

Oh wait... you're just dumb.

[animehater]

At 6/23/07 03:26 PM, Ravariel wrote: Oh wait... you're just dumb.

What in the fuck are you talking about man? Nice way to insult someone without giving reason why bud.

[Ravariel]

At 6/23/07 03:30 PM, animehater wrote:

At 6/23/07 03:26 PM, Ravariel wrote: Oh wait... you're just dumb.

What in the fuck are you talking about man? Nice way to insult someone without giving reason why bud.

Sigh... the fact that I would have to explain is, in and of itself, proof that what I said is true.

Here are the reasons:

A) you completely missed the point of the original post.

B) you don't know what a spook is. (hint: watch some x-files)

[Nylo]

Well stated. A good satirical read; fuck America indeed.

[Powergames]

you obviously didn´t read the whole thing - read it all before criticising it

[animehater]

At 6/23/07 04:06 PM, Ravariel wrote: A) you completely missed the point of the original post.

I did read the post and thought it would be funny if I said as I intended in the first place.

B) you don't know what a spook is. (hint: watch some x-files)

I'm saying that spook is also a derogatory term for african americans.

[emmytee]

At 6/22/07 11:21 PM, GothKid32 wrote: I you dont like america than leave. You sould be damn prode to be an American. ------------------------------------- If you want to live in Iraq be my guest go and get killed by thired world bastards.

For spawning this stupid little cunt, fuck America

[MERC93]

Many of those points are true yet we have it better off than a lot of countries. (third world).
Some of those points are actually contraversial like taking care of the injured like lets say you get hit by a truck and have to be in a full body cast and after go through physical therapy for several years should we just let you go bankrupt and homeless once your able to move. I think not! If you hate the country you live in just get out!

[acidsnowball10]

Normally I would say America Fuck Yea! but with the points you have listed I say America Fuck You.