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At 6/22/07 03:25 AM, LastSpartan wrote: I have a question.

Theres this girl I go to school with. We don't say much to each other at school, but most of our deep conversations occur online. Anyway, she recently became single, and we were discussing it, and I dropped to her that i was interested. She told me she has alot of competition. What can I do to give me the edge?

And I don't need to know what to do. I know already. What can I say or do to give me an edge?

First, you're and idiot. If she told you that there is competition, she is either a bitch..or doesn't want to make you feel bad if she picks up somebody who isn't you. Be realistic, if you want the girl then shes probably way out of your league. Deal with it.

At 6/22/07 03:30 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Thus why i was asking a girl, rather than a moron.

Ignore her.

Focus on yourself.

It's the best approach.

He's posting 4chan copy pasta Shanaylette

In other words, he's being a fucking idiotic.

At 6/22/07 03:38 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 6/22/07 03:32 AM, Shanaylette wrote:

Ignore her.

Focus on yourself.

Honey if it were that easy I wouldn't bother posting at all. Let me give an idea:

I'm 16, I've never had sex, never had a girlfriend, never even held a girls hand.
Closest thing I've had to physical contact with one is when they hug me, and even then it's because I did them a favour, like lend them money or help them during a lesson. Other than school and music, i don't have much else going for me. The closest thing I've had to a social life is my school life itself.

To have a girlfriend right now would be awesome in itself, but to have this girl as a girlfriend would be to open 1,000,000 doors for me.

Don't rely on someone else for your success. Doors do not magically open for you just because you're with a particular person. If they do, then you aren't in the kind of relationship you should want to be in.

All I can tell you is to show her that you don't need her.

Ask any girl if a guy can be too nice. The answer (from any girl who is telling or knows the truth) will be yes. See? Typical girls like assholes. That's the kind you're obviouslly going for. You can try my advice or you can try your own way. It's your life.

OH SHIT A GIRL!!!!! AWESOME!!!!

Do girls like blowjobs/handjobs/ and does seeing cocks give you (illeteraly) a "hard-on" like men?

Okay then....

Well then I can't help you.
And that's because girls are stupid.

So I was talkin to a girl I like I thought it went well and all but how do I know

At 6/22/07 03:57 AM, Hellian00 wrote: Do girls like blowjobs/handjobs/ and does seeing cocks give you (illeteraly) a "hard-on" like men?

It depends on the girl.

Just like guys, girls vary in areas of attraction.

ight ty

So here's a question. Since you aren't gay now, but you still know the "tricks", would it be wise to go after a girl who already has a girlfriend? She seems interested in me, but I can't really tell with all the mixed signals she's giving me. What do YOU think?

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At 6/22/07 04:39 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Heh, multiple accounts. You're so cool.

Can I suck your cock?

sarcasms, of course.

no he really means it lol just kidding

Sign-up Date:
06/20/2007

Mkay.

At 6/22/07 04:42 AM, mac5 wrote: Sign-up Date:
06/20/2007

Mkay.

All NG needs is a hint of a girl and the topic will get 50 pages.

At 6/22/07 04:56 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Too bad Shanay has gone and left, now this topic will shrivel and die. Sadly.

I'm back now. lol.

I found the mature section.

Nuff said.

lol.

Don't bother asking, I won't tell you a thing.

At 6/22/07 04:22 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Don't you think you're being a little harsh on your own sex? I mean, sure youse do alot of dumb things, like pretend to be happy when you're ready to give it all away, and cry yourselves to sleep on a daily basis, but I wouldn't go as far as to say all women are stupid. Alot of girls I know are intelligent people.

But you mean 'stupid' in another way... right?

Yes, very much so. Females just... they get too trapped in their own minds to see the real world.

I do this too, I'm not saying that I don't, it's just the fact that most girls won't even acknowledge that fact.

It's 5 a.m. and I'm very tired. Sorry if my grammar is a bit off.

At 6/22/07 04:56 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Too bad Shanay has gone and left, now this topic will shrivel and die. Sadly.

Well I'm going to bed, I have to go see about a job tomorrow.

Goodnight.

Can anyone say one in a million?

Er. all these 'advice' topics should be deleted, if someone wants help they can answer, or go join/start an advice giving club in C&C, don't need people competing, besides if this was a competition I would pwn you all at advise giving.

NG: OH SNAP, ESTROGEN! *50 pages of dumbshittery*

Girl in question: Lolz attention.

Spam topic, should be deleted. Kthnx.

also, not damnable person in the world has any right to give out advice, not even Tom. THAR, I SIAD EET!

Yeah can you answer me question PLZ?

It was if you think I'm hot at all?

Is this Sparta?

At 6/22/07 11:24 AM, TheBeagle wrote: Yeah can you answer me question PLZ?

It was if you think I'm hot at all?

That's not my judgement to make.

At 6/22/07 01:56 AM, Shanaylette wrote: Frank-The-Hedgehog,

Thanks for the advice, I really shouldn't care about what other people thinks.

At 6/22/07 11:58 AM, SuperShad wrote: Is this Sparta?

THIS IS SPAAARRRTTTTAAAAA!!!!!

This is at 6 pages?!

For fuck sakea, all advise giving should be given in a C&C advise giving topic! >=(