Americas way of winning wars

[Stomer]

Badly, over long periods of time and with silly amounts of money.

[AshfordPride]

American War for Independence, biotch.

What's the matter England? Your butt still hurt from that little tussle in way back when?

[Stomer]

Stop vandalizing our language as well.

[AshfordPride]

At 6/20/07 06:32 PM, Xtesh wrote: They had how many highly trained men against a thousand or so farmers, Spaniards, and French each?

It was like when all those Ewoks beat the Empire in the sixth movie.

[Rig]

Canada pwnd the US, way back when.

and we still pwn them

[WilliWowza]

At 6/20/07 06:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: American War for Independence, biotch.

What's the matter England? Your butt still hurt from that little tussle in way back when?

Yeah, even though not even my great grandfather was alive when it happened that really hurts my pride.

[Stomer]

At 6/20/07 06:34 PM, AshfordPride wrote: It was like when all those Ewoks beat the Empire in the sixth movie.

..and then the Ewoks becoming fat, racist idiots who can't successfully take control of third world countries.

[Jimp]

We have Jade Goody, you have Paris Hilton. We both fail.

[Rig]

At 6/20/07 06:36 PM, J1mp wrote: We have Jade Goody, you have Paris Hilton. We both fail.

We have Celine Dion.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Well, he's got a point. We spend too much on wars. But, on the other hand, we win wars. Most. I think there may have been one or two we lost. But they weren't really important, or else I would have remembered them.

[Stomer]

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, Xtesh wrote: Canada sucks the USA's and Britain's collective cocks.

Agreed.

Props to America for not still being ruled by our queen.

[SenorPresidente]

Fuck you fagot

the Americas

[Demean]

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, Xtesh wrote: Canada sucks the USA's and Britain's collective cocks.

Actually, Canada sticks it's cocks up both Britain and the US' asses.

[Rig]

At 6/20/07 06:38 PM, Demean wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, Xtesh wrote: Canada sucks the USA's and Britain's collective cocks.

Actually, Canada sticks it's cocks up both Britain and the US' asses.

Yes. We're on top for a reason.

[SgtSmiley]

how bout you post this in the politics forum, where someone actually gives a rat's ass.

[NEVR]

At 6/20/07 06:36 PM, Stomer wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:34 PM, AshfordPride wrote: It was like when all those Ewoks beat the Empire in the sixth movie.

..and then the Ewoks becoming fat, racist idiots who can't successfully take control of third world countries.

ha! what a classic post. gotta love it.

[Lost-Wisdom]

Everything he said is all fact.

[WilliWowza]

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote: Well, he's got a point. We spend too much on wars. But, on the other hand, we win wars. Most. I think there may have been one or two we lost. But they weren't really important, or else I would have remembered them.

Vietnam slipped your mind then did it?

[Shawn]

At 6/20/07 06:38 PM, Demean wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, Xtesh wrote: Canada sucks the USA's and Britain's collective cocks.

Actually, Canada sticks it's cocks up both Britain and the US' asses.

What the fuck are you talking about you are ware amercia is in a little war that would have never happened if you fucking "bush" didn't give suddam the weapons... Ah i bet you didn't know that you coutry gave them the weapons eh....

[SashaNein]

At 6/20/07 06:27 PM, Stomer wrote: Badly, over long periods of time and with silly amounts of money.

Shut the fuck up, let's not forget Vietnam!

I mean.. the Korean uhh.. Lebanon...

...Shut the fuck up

[KerfuffleMach2]

In this fight between Canadians and Americans, I only have one thing to say.

Canada is pretty intelligent. Why? Because they stay out of other countries' business. This makes it so nobody is pissed at them and wants to attack them.

[KerfuffleMach2]

At 6/20/07 06:41 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote: Well, he's got a point. We spend too much on wars. But, on the other hand, we win wars. Most. I think there may have been one or two we lost. But they weren't really important, or else I would have remembered them.

Vietnam slipped your mind then did it?

Sorry for the double. Yeah, it did. I still don't know if we won or lost it. Which was it?

[WilliWowza]

At 6/20/07 06:44 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:41 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Vietnam slipped your mind then did it?

Sorry for the double. Yeah, it did. I still don't know if we won or lost it. Which was it?

Lost because even thought you Napalm half the country you were meant to be liberating into ash, guerrilla warfare tactics still prevailed.

[AshfordPride]

This thread is pretty good for a fourth season Dexter's Lab episode.

Also, Americanese people are fat and dumb and dumb and fat.

[Stomer]

At 6/20/07 06:38 PM, Demean wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, Xtesh wrote: Canada sucks the USA's and Britain's collective cocks.

Actually, Canada sticks it's cocks up both Britain and the US' asses.

Actually, "Canada remains a constitutional monarchy with Queen Elizabeth II as its head of state,", so, we actually, and literally, own you.

[KerfuffleMach2]

At 6/20/07 06:47 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:44 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:41 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Vietnam slipped your mind then did it?

Sorry for the double. Yeah, it did. I still don't know if we won or lost it. Which was it?

Lost because even thought you Napalm half the country you were meant to be liberating into ash, guerrilla warfare tactics still prevailed.

Yeah, well, I wasn't around then. It's not like I approve the fighting. I'd rather be like Canada there. They never fight. Because they don't have a reason. They don't piss off anyone, so nobody wants to attack them. That would be much better.

[DangINC]

why mess with perfection? we own.

[Shawn]

At 6/20/07 07:07 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote:

I'd rather be like Canada there. They never fight. Because they don't have a reason. They don't piss off anyone, so nobody wants to attack them. That would be much better.

Wrong we did we fought in the war agaist hitler...

[cookie-monsta1]

At 6/20/07 07:05 PM, Stomer wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:38 PM, Demean wrote:

At 6/20/07 06:37 PM, Xtesh wrote:

Actually, "Canada remains a constitutional monarchy with Queen Elizabeth II as its head of state,", so, we actually, and literally, own you.

omfg that made me lol hard

[KerfuffleMach2]

At 6/20/07 07:09 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 6/20/07 07:07 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote:

I'd rather be like Canada there. They never fight. Because they don't have a reason. They don't piss off anyone, so nobody wants to attack them. That would be much better.

Wrong we did we fought in the war agaist hitler...

Ok. But since then, I don't think Canada has really been involved in any war. And if they were, they weren't one of the major parties involved. And I am going to stop so people will quit correcting me and making me look stupid. I can do that very well myself, thank you.