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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 17:51:25 Reply

NAZIs CANT LOOK AT PORN!


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 17:54:18 Reply

Omg, is there porn in cookies now-a-days?


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 17:55:26 Reply

At 6/20/07 02:01 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Don't look at porn.

Problem = solved

...........

That's impossible.

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 17:59:38 Reply

go to whatever search site you go to
click the search bar
press down
if it shows what you searched then thats wut fucked u over


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 18:03:03 Reply

At 6/20/07 02:03 PM, BlueHippo wrote: yeah your history only hides up the URLs of the sites you've gone to, there's still probably porn lingering in your cookies, and in your temporary internet files.

Yeah, plus there's an undelitable file somewhere in your hard drive which shows which sites you been to, and when you went there. The only way to get rid of it to my understanding is to crash the hard drive. But who would want to do a thing like that?


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 18:12:08 Reply

say youll sare it with her if you dont get in trouble

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 18:15:33 Reply

Here's a thought:

STOP SPENDING YOUR TIME JERKING OFF AND START SPENDING TIME TRYING TO GET LAID.

You fucking fruitloop.


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 18:17:24 Reply

At least ur mom knows ur not gay now, that's wat my mom said.

unless of course u were looking at a gay porn site, then id laugh


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-08-29 18:19:11 Reply

<no reply>... lol


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-15 17:48:27 Reply

It is either
A Cookies
B Key Logged
C Remote Desktoping
or
D your an idiot


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-15 17:49:09 Reply

DO A BARREL ROLE. insta win

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-15 17:56:33 Reply

were you looking at porn on a computer your whole family uses or a private? anyway, just don't look at porn. If you have to do the one man dance in your pants, just do it without using something that could be illigal or found.


Like looking in a sexy mirror.

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-15 18:45:09 Reply

This sounds like an opportunity for some real fun.

Sounds like your parents are a little behind the times, to put it mildly. My suggestion? Have the school guidance councellor haul them in for a lecture about how it's "normal" and "natural" for a teenage boy to look at porn. I'm sure it'll be hilarious, Mom sounds like she embarrasses easily. While you're at it, ask what age she started being sexually active at.

And to all you people telling him to stop looking at porn and get a girlfriend - right, we NEED more teenage pregnancies. Good call there.

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 12:21:28 Reply

At 6/20/07 02:00 PM, Play2jens wrote: Help, my mom just found out that I had been on sexsites
Altough I deleted my history, she still could see I had been there!

because she not as retarded as you, yuo noob

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 15:04:43 Reply

alt f4....ultimate hax!!!!


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 15:08:32 Reply

Here's a little tip for you tards out there: Don't look up porn on a computer that someone else uses! (Unless they look up porn too, then it's cool)


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 15:10:54 Reply

At 6/20/07 02:01 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Don't look at porn.

Problem = solved

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 15:15:37 Reply

Three things that you need to clear:

1. History (you already did that)
2. Cookies
3. Cache (especially on older browsers)

There are other ways that you could be tracked, but I doubt your parents know about them... most people don't.


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 15:19:57 Reply

ouch man thats bad

i can help you if you got windows

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 15:29:57 Reply

Delete the cookies you numbnuts.

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-09-16 15:40:59 Reply

Password protect your computer.

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 12:27:02 Reply

well she could've found out one of these 3 ways,
1) she did a spyware search (ie; cookies) and saw the results
2) she looked on your c- drive in my computer
3) or she is an alien and has telekenetic powers :3


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 12:30:08 Reply

I can't believe none of you have mentioned the fact that your internet security keeps logs aswell which you also need to clear.

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 12:50:16 Reply

At 6/20/07 02:00 PM, Play2jens wrote: Help, my mom just found out that I had been on sexsites
Altough I deleted my history, she still could see I had been there!
How does she do that? and I heard You can eve look where you have been on the computer. (wich files and stuff) And how can I delete it?

Thanks

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 13:05:33 Reply

the cookies you idiot. Tell her that it's perfectly natural and you know she does it too! you have pics!!

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 13:09:52 Reply

She probably just said "I know about your porn" as a wild guess, and your answer revealed everything.


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 13:14:54 Reply

with firefox, its reallly easy- just go on:

Tools===>Clear private Data

OR

Ctrl+Shift+Del

but always remember to clear your recycle bin

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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 13:19:16 Reply

At 6/20/07 02:01 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Don't look at porn.

Problem = solved

That's impossible, though.


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-04 13:37:10 Reply

Post a thread about it on Newgrounds.


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Response to Help, Mom found out about porn 2007-11-10 03:15:23 Reply

Put this in your porn folder. Your mom will never talk of it again.


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
Kiddie-porn.
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