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At 6/20/07 02:46 AM, Liteice wrote: id masterbait

Really, it's a sad world in which everyone is so stupid that people can't spell masturbate.

If I actually became a PERSON for a day, I'd get them AIDS. Even if I didn't know them. I'd become myself the next day, and they'd have to live with their AIDS...and hopefully pass it onto their lover without knowing.

Id go lesbian

Whore off myself for fake monies on random websites.

masterbate

umm make lesbian porn earn cash

masterbate

Repeat

Secks with men.

What? I'm a girl?

At 6/20/07 09:16 AM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: If I actually became a PERSON for a day, I'd get them AIDS. Even if I didn't know them. I'd become myself the next day, and they'd have to live with their AIDS...and hopefully pass it onto their lover without knowing.

thats pretty messed up but funny in a way.

At 6/20/07 02:13 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Play with my boobs.
Masturbate.
Repeat.

Lol, My thought excatly

Turn lesbian.

am i a pretty girl?

At 6/20/07 02:13 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Play with my boobs.
Masturbate.
Repeat.

exact same here.

At 6/20/07 09:16 AM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: If I actually became a PERSON for a day, I'd get them AIDS. Even if I didn't know them. I'd become myself the next day, and they'd have to live with their AIDS...and hopefully pass it onto their lover without knowing.

This, my friends, is a model human being. listen to him and you'll get your free ticket into heaven.

Freak out about finding out I'm a girl, faint, wake up thinking it was all a dream, freak out about finding I'm a girl, faint etc.

At 6/21/07 01:59 AM, Aputhehindu wrote: This, my friends, is a model human being. listen to him and you'll get your free ticket into heaven.

really they give free tickets what booth lol.

At 6/20/07 02:11 AM, crazyboy666 wrote: if u were a girl.

i'd b very happy

they would try to track me down and rape me.

I'd see what girls feel like when they masturbate. Meaning, I'd masturbate. But before that, I'd freak the hell out. Then after I got bored with myself, I'd freak out some more. After that? I dunno.

At 6/21/07 02:25 AM, OPIUMSKUM wrote: I'd see what girls feel like when they masturbate. Meaning, I'd masturbate. But before that, I'd freak the hell out. Then after I got bored with myself, I'd freak out some more. After that? I dunno.

If I had to stay a chick for the rest of my life, tho, I'd probably try and live my life out as best I could, and be lesbian. Not much else I could do tho, right?

Touch my tralalalalala.

At 6/20/07 02:46 AM, Liteice wrote: id masterbait play with myself have sex with another chick and have sex with a man.why?becase i would want to see what its like.

OMFG U WOULD FUCK A MAN? THAT CUZ U GOT SOME GAY IN URSELF LOL

At 6/20/07 02:57 AM, Sawke wrote: Then NG would turn pink!! yay boy talk!! lol I'll get the popcorn and nailpolish!

Sorry, but under NO circumstances I will EVER be a woman. So, testosterone shall ALWAYS reign!

masturbate thats all i would do then after im done masturbating i would do i again

Probably call my boyfriend and inform him that we have a pretty big problem. Wait for him to stop laughing at what he thought was sexual innuendo. Then explain it. Followed by hanging up the phone, and going out and getting some to see what it's like.

Now here's a better question:
Let's assume that as your female self you go out and get knocked up. But you turn back to your male self the next day, and find that you somehow still come up as positive for pregnancy.
WHAT DO YOU DO?!

At 6/21/07 03:01 AM, TheFaces wrote: WHAT DO YOU DO?!

Simple. Sue, claim rape, then if money won't fix it, kill self.

At 6/21/07 03:06 AM, Aksumka wrote:

At 6/21/07 03:01 AM, TheFaces wrote: WHAT DO YOU DO?!

Simple. Sue, claim rape, then if money won't fix it, kill self.

Or just pop a pill

They have pills for everything :D

Phew?

But can I turn it round please. If I woke up and was a boy, I'd probably just go out and fuck many boys and girls. Then msaturbate and squirt all over someones boobies. Oh I would have some fun.

Find the person who turned into me and fuck them.

Play with my boobs and find excuses to change clothes with other women

and masturbate till i gasm cause girls are more sensitive so I supect it feels better

I would give every guy I see a blowjob
Then bite off their Johns

play with my boobs.
play with myself.
play with myself some more.
do the splits.

after that I'd just play with myself for the rest of my life.