I killed my puppy

[Lagerkapo]

So my brand new puppy, Max, had only been living in my house for a month. He always liked to run around and stick his head in shit, and I always had to save his ass. Upwards of twice a day this thing would get stuck somewhere and lose itself for dead, only to be rescued by me.

So today he decided to stick himself in the oven. Ok, I thought, it's not on, it's not gas, what harm could come?

Lots of harm came.

I guess the oven rack fell on him, pinning his little furry ass down in the back of the oven, then in his struggles to escape he managed to turn on the oven. I heard him yelping in agony and went to pull him out of wherever he'd gotten stuck, only to find him in the now turned on oven with his fur on fire. I immediately reached in and grabbed him out, miraculously alive and unharmed except for fur burns, and put him in some water to cool off his skin.

There was about 3 inches of water in the sink, and he started to drown because he was too fucking dumb to stand up.

It was at this point that I realised that killing this thing would be more compassionate, cheap and easy then keeping it alive just so it could go kill itself in a week.

So I left him in the sink, gurgling and yelping for what seemed like an hour before he finally faded out, staring dependantly into my eyes pitifully in its simple struggle for survival.

Am I a bad person?

[Flameo-Ninja]

That's terrible. You're a terrible person, unless it's missing two limbs or it's skull is open, never kill a dog.

[Lagerkapo]

At 6/19/07 06:15 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: That's terrible. You're a terrible person, unless it's missing two limbs or it's skull is open, never kill a dog.

Technically I didn't kill it, the water did.

[Seriana]

No. Good riddance. Let the fucker die, slowly and painfully.

[Flameo-Ninja]

Technically the Nazis didn't kill anyone, the bullets did.

[Demean]

At 6/19/07 06:16 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 6/19/07 06:15 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: That's terrible. You're a terrible person, unless it's missing two limbs or it's skull is open, never kill a dog.

Technically I didn't kill it, the water did.

But you put it in the water in the first place.

[PhoenixDancer]

At 6/19/07 06:16 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 6/19/07 06:15 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: That's terrible. You're a terrible person, unless it's missing two limbs or it's skull is open, never kill a dog.

Technically I didn't kill it, the water did.

Your the one who put the water in the sink, so it was you.

[Catoblepas]

At 6/19/07 06:14 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Am I a bad person?

Do you continuously fail as a person? Do you not do what is expected from you as a person?

[UltraSexyMrBig]

You're a evil bitch!DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TOEZ]

At 6/19/07 06:16 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

Technically I didn't kill it, the water did.

Bullshit. You put it in the water.

At 6/19/07 06:16 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

There was about 3 inches of water in the sink, and he started to drown because he was too fucking dumb to stand up.

And you did nothing? Wow, don't blame this on anyone else but you.

[Odyssic]

Telling people how you killed you dog isn't cool, your not cool.

[OrbitalDebris]

I just got a new puppy 4 days ago and this is the most horrible thing i have ever read. :O

[The-Donkey]

You all know hes kidding.

Right.... :(

[alphamosh]

At 6/19/07 06:14 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Am I a bad person?

You sick fuck. YES, YOU ARE A BAD PERSON!!

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

Puppy: If you strike me down, I will only become more powerful than you can ever imagine!
You: 'kay.

[Lagerkapo]

At 6/19/07 06:17 PM, Demean wrote:

At 6/19/07 06:16 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Technically I didn't kill it, the water did.

But you put it in the water in the first place.

Ok, if your puppy was too dumb to stand up in 3 inches of water and save its life, don't you think it deserves to die?

At 6/19/07 06:19 PM, TOEZ wrote:

At 6/19/07 06:16 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

There was about 3 inches of water in the sink, and he started to drown because he was too fucking dumb to stand up.

And you did nothing? Wow, don't blame this on anyone else but you.

If you'd read the title of my topic, I'm CLEARLY admitting to killing the thing.

At 6/19/07 06:18 PM Catoblepas wrote:

Do you continuously fail as a person?

No.

Do you not do what is expected from you as a person?

I don't do what anyone but myself expects me to do.

[CatchIt]

Oh man, this is gold.

[Sp00kyy]

I smell lies or, bagels....

[OPIUMSKUM]

Let's drown Lagerkapo

[TOEZ]

At 6/19/07 06:24 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: If you'd read the title of my topic, I'm CLEARLY admitting to killing the thing.

But you said that you technically didn't kill it, the water did. You were trying to plead that it wasn't your fault. But your title says YOU killed it. What the fuck is up with this?

make up your mind.

[Lagerkapo]

At 6/19/07 06:28 PM, TOEZ wrote: But you said that you technically didn't kill it, the water did. You were trying to plead that it wasn't your fault. But your title says YOU killed it. What the fuck is up with this?

make up your mind.

I was jesting playfully.

S-A-R-C-A-S-M, it forms the foundation on which Newgrounds sits boy.

[Snake-Arsenic]

RIP MAX 2007-2007
Died from a leaking tap.

[Bazi]

Two possible replies:

1) Your story sucks and is full of "gtfo the internet"

2) Your an asshole who has no morals or anything in real life.

[TOEZ]

At 6/19/07 06:30 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: I was jesting playfully.

So what? You thought it was FUN to kill this puppy?

this could go on for a while.

[shaded-restraint]

indeed you are a bad person.

[OPIUMSKUM]

This cat shall devour you!

[nomadic-cupcake]

Fuck you. u could have let it loose on the street without a coller and let someone else accidently hit it. Then it has a chance... although it does seem to be mentaly ill.

[CatchIt]

At 6/19/07 06:33 PM, OPIUMSKUM wrote: This cat shall devour you!

If that's you, you look dead.

[jacktherack]

big deal, you don't want to know how many puppy's i've killed.

[uberownageninja]

you should kill yourself in fact i'll kill you myself just let me get my sword