I Just Got Some Australian Bananas

I just got some Australian bananas. I'd been waiting for days but now they're here. I don't know whether to eat them or keep them in the fridge for a while. Oh, the possibilities. Bananas put a smile to my face, with their taste and face which looks slightly amusing, at least to my immature eyes. The joys of an Australian banana are hugely underrated, for now I will show you.

I just got some Australian bananas, and I wanted to share the joy. I walked round to the garage owned by a Mr. Soy. I told him "I just got some Australian bananas." and he looked at me funny. He said "Don't you want more, like cars and sweets and wtches and diamond rings?" and said "No thanks, I'm fine with my Australian bananas." He looked at me funny again, and then laughed. "I suppose bananas do look kinda funny." and I waved farewell.

I just got some Australian bananas, and I wanted to share the pride, with old Mrs. Mide. Her husband died a long time ago and she lived alone, but I liked helping her. "What have you got there?" she asked me in a curious tone. "I just got some Australian bananas." I replied and she smiled. "Keep on eating your fruit." she advised kindly but I smiled and told her "I don't know what I should do with them yet." She looked puzzled but thanked me for dropping by and she waved farewell.

I just got some Australian bananas, and I wanted to share my happiness with grumpy old Mr Schnap. He lived in a big house and I thought he was rich. When I approached the huge house, he opened the window and yelled "Hey youngster, get off-a my property." but I replied "I just got some Australian bananas." and held out the bendy, yellow L of glory. He looked at it, then got up out of his chair, and opened the door. "Ain't seen bananas like this since the war." he said, almost silently. It was like he had a epiphany; he wanted to give me some money for popping round, but my Australian Bananas were enough.

I just got some Australian bananas, and I wanted to share my feelings with young Phil Peeling. He was very upset because people were horrid to him and the girl he sold his heart to hated him. He was about to walk off his balcony when I arrived and tood him "I just got these Australian bananas." He looked round at me, looked at my bananas, and started to cry. He walked slowly back into his small apartment and got some bananas out of his fridge. He started eating them. He started laughing, and I joined in.

I just got some Australian bananas. They're very nice, you know. They cost me a quid and I'm happy for the week. Looking forward to my Friday of Australian banana split. Joy can be found in the wildest of places.

[joeyjoe1]

That is Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Kidding, Bananas rule.

Hey, it's not exactly NG material but what the hey? I need a writing excercise, even if it's "done in five minutes" crappiness.

[Suga-3]

quite nice actually

At 6/19/07 04:47 PM, Suga-3 wrote: quite nice actually

Thanks.

[NintendoMadness]

Bananananananananananans rule... did I spell it right 'cos I'm not really sure. I always get confused with all them n's and a's.

[Anko]

I was expecting something at the end :\

WHERE'S THE JOKE YOU BASTARDS?

At 6/19/07 04:59 PM, Anko wrote: I was expecting something at the end :\

WHERE'S THE JOKE YOU BASTARDS?

Yeah, I know. Seriousness should be kept off Newgrounds.

I wouldn't mind more people seeing this.

[itsflemz]

This thread made me smile (I have proof).

See ---}} :]

[Ben]

Srsly. That was fantastic.

You're completely right, joy can befound in the strangest of places and the smallest, seemingly unimportant things.

[squirrelly20]

lol .... sharon: whats the banana for?
crazy beatboxing girl: in case my mouth gets dry

At 6/20/07 08:50 AM, squirrelly20 wrote: lol .... sharon: whats the banana for?
crazy beatboxing girl: in case my mouth gets dry

O...k.

[Carbonwater]

Are you crazy? The bananas here are more expensive then gas.

[DickandNoodleSoup]

There was no "Fresh Prince" at the end. No jokes about long dicks.
That was kickass.

At 6/20/07 09:22 AM, DickandNoodleSoup wrote: There was no "Fresh Prince" at the end. No jokes about long dicks.
That was kickass.

Yep.

[Kidiri]

You've got some BANanas!

Hehe, get it? BANanas...

[SouthAsian]

Nice story an incredible journey with an exquisite set of casts.

[McJesus]

Australian bananas used to be bloody expensive. All of Australia cried.

The monkeys would've been pissed.

Congratulations on purchasing our delicious bananas.

May they rot your ecosystem. :D

[Xaxrox]

-So?
-I don't know...
-Oh c'mon all the cool guys are doing it!
-Hmmm...
->:(
-Ok, ok!
-You want australian, african or columbian?
-Mhmmmhm... australian.
-*chomp* OH YEA MAN THEY RUULE!!! MOAR AUSTRALIAN BANANAS!!!1
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I'd put it somewhere in the story.... :D

At 6/20/07 09:36 AM, McJesus wrote: Australian bananas used to be bloody expensive. All of Australia cried.

I didn't actually konw this :O

Trust me to do no fact finding for a story that could use it philosophically.