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I beat,AND cussed the shit out of a kid for nudging me,In the middle of church :P

in 2nd grade i choked a 1st grader during recess cause she kept following me. Turns out she just wanted to be my friend or something

haha...that memory makes my stomach tickle.

I gave aids to incest babies then buried them alive in a bath tub full of 1947 industrial asbestos at the age of 4.

At 6/19/07 01:12 PM, TehOlive wrote: in 2nd grade i choked a 1st grader during recess cause she kept following me. Turns out she just wanted to be my friend or something

haha...that memory makes my stomach tickle.

Ah. A girl choking a younger girl. And ur 15, according to ur profile. im gonna rape u.

At 6/19/07 01:16 PM, soulblud wrote:

Ah. A girl choking a younger girl. And ur 15, according to ur profile. im gonna rape u.

you couldnt rape me. if anything I would rape YOU.

At 6/19/07 01:19 PM, TehOlive wrote:

At 6/19/07 01:16 PM, soulblud wrote:

Ah. A girl choking a younger girl. And ur 15, according to ur profile. im gonna rape u.

you couldnt rape me. if anything I would rape YOU.

Its not rape if both ends agree...:P

I fucked my grandma when I was 18!!

At 6/19/07 01:24 PM, numbers wrote: I fucked my grandma when I was 18!!

WTF!?! R u insane?

wtf? did she turn u on or something u sick freak?

I killed my dad's computer with the huge amounts of porn that I looked at on it. What's bad is that he had all of his files for work on it, and they all got deleted.

That's probably not the first bad thing that I did in my life, but it's the only one right now that I can remember.

I said son of a bitch when I was 3. Heard it from my dad, used it, got whipped by my dad.

When I was 5 I beat some kid up and his friend charged me with his bike. So I threw a stick in the wheel and he flew off and hit the other kid.

it was fun

My parents told me that I pissed in a doctor's face when I was a baby, if that counts.

Earliest thing I remember was I was between six to eight, I don't quite remember, and I stole this little zebra toy from the Salvation Army.
I lost it that same night.

Second one was I let my cousin feel me up betweens six to eight. X_X
He scares me now, and I never see him and when he comes over for holidays I avoid him at all costs.....It happened at my grandma's house.

When i was three, i called the operator every morning before anyone else was up... untill my parents figured it out. I never did know how they found out I used the phone.

In fourth grade, a kid was pissing me off so I led him to a secluded area in the playground and proceded to punch his nose. I never saw so much blood in my life.

At 6/19/07 10:15 AM, ReeceB wrote: I went and stood right in front of her and pissed all over her food. She tells this to my friends.

I did something similar. When I was about 3 I went through the faze of peeing on things such as my grandmas strawberrys, my mums mirror (while she was putting on make-up) and of course; the cat.

i piss on my cat cus he annoys me

I first masturbated at 10...

No so bad things that occured before then include:

* Saying 'ass' at the top of my voice.
* Practically killing this kid who told a yo mamma joke at 7.

when i was a baby i poopied my pants.

Trying to teach a bird with a broken wing how to fly at age 6 or filling the washers in my old apartments with big rocks, lol.

Taking a shit on my parent's bed when I was 2 yrs old and watching one of my dad's hentai tapes thinking it was a kids cartoon show.

It was guro hentai, I regret watching it, have been having nightmares until age 7.

When I was 7 I staked my house in poker and I lost... I was so angry that the cigarette fell down out of my mouth to my beer which fell down the table on my erect penis...

When I was 2 I smeared shit over our old TV :D

Hmmmm, when I was in preschool, I was playing in the sandbox, and I had my awesome lucky red shovel. I wanted to know how sand tasted so I scooped up a big shovel full and dumped it all in my mouth. Back then it was very good (I thought so anyway.) The teacher saw this and made me spit it back out.