I wouldn't bump a topic like this without good reason... so I've made a list!
Based on people who have posted legible screen shots (of the current program, sorry GlowingMonkey) here are some of the current standings for fastest times.
10) chillidog 3.36
9) extralife 3.32
8) smc 3.28
7) x-naut 3.27
6) zen-zinxe 3.16
5) kuro 2.98
4) racist bassist 2.98
3) atomicpotato 2.86
2) warrickneff 2.77
1) omfgitszoidy 2.05 (Should we choose to believe it!)
I find the easiest thing to do is to practice a whole bunch, leave it, then try in like a minute or so... it's how I was able to get my time.
when you talk, i dont care what it means, shouldn't just stare at you, should i?