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How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:19 PM Reply

I am not quite sure how, i usually just rub my hands over my winkster really fast, but when i do that, only a few little squirts of jizz come out. Am i doing it wrong or is this not even how u masterbate?


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:20 PM Reply

What an intelligent debate this will spark. But seriously, Newgrounds is the only place you'll find an answer.


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:22 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:19 PM, ChortMan37 wrote: I am not quite sure how, i usually just rub my hands over my winkster really fast, but when i do that, only a few little squirts of jizz come out. Am i doing it wrong or is this not even how u masterbate?

You are most likely too young. Most boys can do it at the age of 13. You most likely will not be able to do it correctly until then.

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:24 PM Reply

often.


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:26 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:23 PM, cementsocks wrote: I find something rough- first I used cotton sheets, but later I progressed to harder things like sandpaper- soon I'll be able to handle iron wool, I hope! :D

I'll go around in circles near the base- usually this will make me stand up straight. Now, once this happens, you'll start to burn really badly, but ignore it.

are you trying to kill us!!!


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:26 PM Reply

Try growing some chest hair first junior.

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:28 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:19 PM, ChortMan37 wrote: I am not quite sure how, i usually just rub my hands over my winkster really fast, but when i do that, only a few little squirts of jizz come out. Am i doing it wrong or is this not even how u masterbate?

This made me laugh so hard especially if you really are the age your profile says.

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:29 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:19 PM, ChortMan37 wrote: I am not quite sure how, i usually just rub my hands over my winkster really fast, but when i do that, only a few little squirts of jizz come out. Am i doing it wrong or is this not even how u masterbate?

Your 11 aren't you


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:30 PM Reply

I do it with a u. If you can't spell masturbate I don't think you should masturbate.


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:31 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:26 PM, Texsk8er56 wrote:
At 6/18/07 08:23 PM, cementsocks wrote: I find something rough- first I used cotton sheets, but later I progressed to harder things like sandpaper- soon I'll be able to handle iron wool, I hope! :D

I'll go around in circles near the base- usually this will make me stand up straight. Now, once this happens, you'll start to burn really badly, but ignore it.
are you trying to kill us!!!

lol, No I think he's just trying to explain the right way to masturbate to this newcomer


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:41 PM Reply

...with hands


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:43 PM Reply

Slow starting out, then progressively get faster and faster. But don't you think it is slightly disturbing asking how we masturbate? O_o

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:48 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:43 PM, TwilightFox wrote: Slow starting out, then progressively get faster and faster. But don't you think it is slightly disturbing asking how we masturbate? O_o

He's a young curious eleven year old

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:50 PM Reply

i massage my prostate.


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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:51 PM Reply

i use a Chicken

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:54 PM Reply

I masturbate to construction workers.

it was painful to write that.
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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:56 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:23 PM, cementsocks wrote: I'll go around in circles near the base- usually this will make me stand up straight. Now, once this happens, you'll start to burn really badly, but ignore it. You always feel a burning sensation throughout your body RIGHT before you cum. That's the way you tell when you're about to.

lmao i guarantee a little 11 year old will try this

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 08:57 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:50 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: i massage my prostate.

now that's just wrong

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 09:00 PM Reply

At 6/18/07 08:54 PM, Frost wrote: I masturbate to construction workers.

no, now THAT is wrong. That is the epitome of impure sickness.
and about 13 NGers are fapping to that post.

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 09:22 PM Reply

Why do you care?

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Response to How do You Masterbate? Jun. 18th, 2007 @ 09:26 PM Reply

This thread = fail.