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At 6/18/07 05:11 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: One time... It went into my face......

lol

At 6/18/07 06:33 PM, SiMpSoN-Grrrrooooove wrote: I sare your opinion.
Big.
I love your ideas. I love you. Am I going to far? ;D

No sir, as long as Katelynn is alright with you in our cybersex/camsex/phonesex.

At 6/18/07 06:31 PM, Katelynnn wrote: numbers you're my new best friend. :]

Thanks, I just got out of a big relationship with Gagsy. I'm alittle ticked and pissed off, that bitch. Yay new friend! ^_^ We can talk late-nights on the phone about boys we'd like to fuck ^_^

By the way, are you lonely by chance?

Very. I'd been hoping to get an e-girlfriend for some time, one that I can actually meet (because I'm fucking pathetic in real life. Loser, idiot, moron. I tried to kill myself 9 times this year so far. So yeah. Lonely. Nobody cares.)

And that's why you love sex so much?

Because sexy girls like you talk about masturbating infront of mom! ESPECIALLY when I have fantasies about my mother jacking me off ^_^

Would you like to sleep with me?
Wanna be my girlfriend?
Wanna go out with me?
Wanna date?
Wanna fuck?
Wanna kiss me?
Why do you like to fuck?

One time I was trying really hard and I passed out. I later woke up to find a women lying beside me stark naked and reeking of semen.

I guess I did something wrong. :'-(

:Would you like to sleep with me?
:Wanna be my girlfriend?
:Wanna go out with me?
:Wanna date?
:Wanna fuck?
:Wanna kiss me?
:Why do you like to fuck?

No, No, No, No, No, No & who doesn't like to fuck? Besides the guy who started that "Why is everyone perverted" thread.

At 6/18/07 06:43 PM, Chris-V2 wrote: One time I was trying really hard and I passed out. I later woke up to find a women lying beside me stark naked and reeking of semen.

I guess I did something wrong. :'-(

lol :Þ

At 6/18/07 06:45 PM, Katelynnn wrote: No, No, No, No, No, No &

.....You know the term "The worst she could do is cut off your balls and hand them to you on a silver platter"? That's such a fucking lie :'(

I hate you </3

At 6/18/07 05:11 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: One time... It went into my face......

lmao my friend got hit in the eye! EWWWW omg

You don't even know me
I'm not one to jump into things before I know people
And you do realize I was joking around with all that stuff?
I don't do cybersex, not anymore at least. Maybe if you talked to me three years ago Yes I would have. Not now.
Soorrryyy...not really

You're making the thread get off topic..and I'm not helping much am I?

1 time i was masterbating and for some reason, My leg started to hurt. It was weird.

At 6/18/07 05:37 PM, numbers wrote:

At 6/18/07 05:32 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Cum is messy

Not if you masterbate 3 times a day, straightggot.

It's hard to get more than 3 inches of cum >:(

AND IT'S HARD NOT TO MASTERBATE EVERY FUCKING DAY,.

The amount of truth in this post is amazing.

Once I masturbated until I almost came and then decided to wait until my cock was limp before I started again. When I came, the cum stayed in my cock. The next time I peed it was white and my cock hurted.

At 6/18/07 06:55 PM, Katelynnn wrote: You don't even know me

Never stopped me from falling in love with a woman before.

Tits? Pussy? Love.

I'm not one to jump into things before I know people

Well then that's just stupid!

And you do realize I was joking around with all that stuff?

As if you didn't throw ENOUGH boiling water onto my already hurt dick.

I don't do cybersex, not anymore at least. Maybe if you talked to me three years ago Yes I would have. Not now.

I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I!?

You're making the thread get off topic..

Not really.

Every question had to do with masturbation, and masturbation is a form of sex. My perfect topic <3

SO...when are you jacking me off? :D

Hm how about never?

You act immature and stupid.
I told ya, friends we could be.
Plus I'm not looking for a hook-up. Especially not on the internet thank ya very much.

At 6/18/07 07:17 PM, Katelynnn wrote: Hm how about never?

Until 2 weeks from now, you'll be begging to shave my hairy ass ^_^

You act immature and stupid.

Thanks for the compliment <3

I told ya, friends we could be.

Okay.

Plus I'm not looking for a hook-up. Especially not on the internet thank ya very much.

I'm sorry. I just got out of a bad relationship with Gagsy...I apologi...I apologize for moving too fast...I'm just...despreate=(

Riiiiight
Wait some time horn dog

Horny doggies are best 'cause you can rape their leg, and they rape YOUR leg :D

At 6/18/07 07:26 PM, numbers wrote: Horny doggies are best 'cause you can rape their leg, and they rape YOUR leg :D

You creep me out...on oh so many different levels.

At 6/18/07 07:41 PM, SuperSmoothSmiley wrote:

At 6/18/07 07:26 PM, numbers wrote: Horny doggies are best 'cause you can rape their leg, and they rape YOUR leg :D

You creep me out...on oh so many different levels.

Well you Canadians are creeped out by the way Americans have hotter lesbians than your country, so I'm not surprised.

Keep in mind I live in Canada.

using something... slightly corrosive... as a lubricant.

holy shit.

is it gay if i have a raging boner?

that happened to me too =p lol its like were broz (not)

At 6/18/07 08:05 PM, chrisl877 wrote: that happened to me too =p lol its like were broz (not)

hi lol

At 6/18/07 06:43 PM, Chris-V2 wrote: One time I was trying really hard and I passed out. I later woke up to find a women lying beside me stark naked and reeking of semen.

I guess I did something wrong. :'-(

yea me too lol isint that weird lol (not)

At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

O.O

..........

O.O *twitch*

Um...

O.O

At 6/18/07 05:18 PM, Fox-Ad-Infinitum wrote: every 10th or so time i beat it untill it bleeds.

lmfao.
I loled.

once

once i

At 6/18/07 08:14 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Never EVER use dish soap as a lubricant; I did it one time hurt like a bitch.

Yeah. Use shampoo.

you gals are disgusting

At 6/18/07 05:18 PM, Fox-Ad-Infinitum wrote: every 10th or so time i beat it untill it bleeds.

You're an idiot.