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That'd scar ANYONE FOR LIFE! UGH! man, that would suuuuuuuuuck! *shudders uncomfortably* yikes. Hope that never happens to anyone.

i once jizzed in my boxers, and then my mom came home and i couldn't get away to clean out my pants because shes fucking nosey.

IT.....WAS.......EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Back when I was 11 and unusually flexible I was capable of sucking my own uncircumcised dick, although I usually injured my back whenever I tried this and often do much activity the next day.

I moved on to far more conventional methods since then, pillows being a favorite but hand jobs still do the trick.

At 1/14/09 07:03 PM, DiagnosticHour wrote: 9. Jizz in middle of class
10. Jizz on class

I cried at that... Because I laughed so hard.

My mistake was doing it too much, and being single for more then a year haha. Resulting in a slight curve to the right. The misses doesn't mind, thinks it's cute hah.

At 6/18/07 06:25 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 6/18/07 06:23 PM, Katelynnn wrote: Still should delete history
I do it on my computer as well as the other two.
You never know who's been doing the naughty via internet and you get blamed.

I caught my sister on Meatspin. And, btw, i have a roll of toilet paper by my computer, and its not there for just cum. Sometimes I spill pop on the desk.

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT RIGHT

ROUND ROUND! BTW, NSFW Link obviously.

At 1/28/09 03:17 AM, pokeking543 wrote:

At 1/28/09 02:55 AM, SomeCrappyUsername wrote: I was once sucking my own dick.

How is that even possible?

Oh, its possible all right (NSFW)

At 1/30/09 06:01 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:

I caught my sister on Meatspin. And, btw, i have a roll of toilet paper by my computer, and its not there for just cum. Sometimes I spill pop on the desk.

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT RIGHT

ROUND ROUND! BTW, NSFW Link obviously.

God dammit, why the fuck didn't that sentence link to meatspin. Now i wanna slit my wrists

At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

Oh goddamn I hate when that happens.

At 1/13/09 09:16 PM, ghostninjax wrote: (Shit about cumming in cats eye and then cat dying)

PICS OR GTFO

At 1/30/09 06:03 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:

At 1/28/09 03:17 AM, pokeking543 wrote:

At 1/28/09 02:55 AM, SomeCrappyUsername wrote: I was once sucking my own dick.

How is that even possible?

Oh, its possible all right (NSFW)

Oh... mah... gawd. I am unnaturally scared right now...

At 1/30/09 05:47 PM, LordBeta2 wrote:

At 1/14/09 07:03 PM, DiagnosticHour wrote: 9. Jizz in middle of class
10. Jizz on class

I cried at that... Because I laughed so hard.

Hear Hear, that was fucking genius! Kudos to LordBeta2!! FUCKING GENIUS!

I haven't made mistakes, i just am good at it.

I've almost been caught 3 times. It was so heartpumping. And I've masterbated it my classes 5 times! I'm good. I've found a way to masturbate without my hands or feet or head. I've done it 6 times in one day, not good. And so many more stories.

At 6/18/07 05:24 PM, Solfaen wrote:

At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

IT TASTES LIKE PROTEINE-SHAKES. D:<

LOL

Th fact that this thread has lasted a while notwithstanding we don't need more threads about masturbating.