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At 9/30/07 02:21 PM, Longhorn555 wrote: my thingy betwwen cock and head ripped and i got in panic then there were bloddrops everywhere.

Thingy? What is this thingy you speak of?

At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

that happened to me once

At 6/18/07 05:48 PM, Mr-Bo-Jangles wrote:

I didn't do it until i was 14 :/

thank god
i thought i was a freak

At 6/18/07 08:00 PM, Tome89 wrote: using something... slightly corrosive... as a lubricant.

holy shit.

OUCH!!!
sounds painful

At 6/19/07 10:40 PM, Niyou77 wrote: One time, like 20 years ago, when I was 13,
Age: 26

Wow you suck at maths.

At 6/18/07 05:11 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: One time... It went into my face......

did you tast it

Was sick all over my bollocks and the end of my cock. Still finished though.

I cut myslef once...

I used shampoo as lube and It got in the head. Damn it hurt like hell! I also got really horny when I was like six and stuck a cats claw in my head. Now I have a extra long opening to cum out of.

At 9/30/07 03:50 PM, mastergurosp wrote: I used shampoo as lube and It got in the head. Damn it hurt like hell! I also got really horny when I was like six and stuck a cats claw in my head. Now I have a extra long opening to cum out of.

God imagine what the cat what thinking!

:"What the fuck is he doin'?"

when my cum went all over my pants....

i never felt cumming on myself was a mistake, i always enjoyed it

Using vaseline. Stick to lotion... Or vagina.

At 9/30/07 02:23 PM, Jaredcatz wrote:

At 9/30/07 02:21 PM, Longhorn555 wrote: my thingy betwwen cock and head ripped and i got in panic then there were bloddrops everywhere.

Thingy? What is this thingy you speak of?

I think he means his neck.

Lulz, decapitation.

lulz, honestly back one time when I was 11 I was fapping too hard I guess and it shot up and stained my monitor. For some reason I took pride in that back then... >_>

At 8/28/08 01:30 AM, Shadow4102 wrote: i never felt cumming on myself was a mistake, i always enjoyed it

I never felt as if it was a mistake, but I didn't enjoy it either.

i was very young (about 11) and a dumb kid. And i was at my friends. and he was bragging on how he had gotten drunk. So i told him i would do it with him, again. so we were pissed and started watching pr0nz. then we started. we wouldn't dare look at each other. But i was looking around for somesort of lube cos he just used his saliva ( not my thing) and then i just like washing degergant shit. It made my dick all sticky and painful. I tried having a shower the pain was HUGE. then my dick skin started to peel and shit. It was fucked up. I couldnt swim or hardly move. Now im more careful about beating my meat.

-- One time when i was 12 I thought I could fuck a bottle of soap and it would feel better; i now have a scar under the tip of my dick.

-- My record for fastest jack was 20 seconds! Now I can never satisfy a woman.

-- I put things places where they shouldn't be. For instance, a year ago I thought maybe if i put a airsoft pellet down my peehole i would be stimulated more; that shit felt like a fucking kidney stone! OWOWOW.

-- When they were popular, i shoved a mighty bean up my ass. When i moved and shifted my body, the bead moved around in my ass and frankly it felt awesome. The hard part was getting it out without making it clink on the toilet.

-- MAN MOANS = BAD

At 6/18/07 05:19 PM, Plastic-Phantom wrote: I did once in the shower, and it turned into like a glue.

So my pubies were all stuck together for two days and it bothered the hell out of me.

that happened to me to so i stopped doing it in the shower

once i masturbated with pure shower gel and went straight for a bath but then i woke up the next day and my entire downstares had dry hard skin so i went to the chemist and bought some e45 and put some on and slept i woke up the next day and all the skin was peeling off Problem solved :)

I heard a friend talking about it so I tried it. I was like 11 and I took a sandwich bag and filled it with warm vaseline, stuck it in a couch cushion and fucked it. Needless to say, it was just a big mess and nothing came of it.

No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little.

perhapth thith thread ith too popular....

vacuum cleaner

made it nice and clean though

i once blew a load just as my mom walked into the room to give me my dinner.

there was jizz in the mashed potatoes lol (although i was embarrased and couldn't look at her for a bout 3 months)

At 8/28/08 08:14 AM, Lioliu wrote: perhapth thith thread ith too popular....

Shows you have many people are careless when they do their business.

A couple of times it has gone into my nose/mouth.

i was masturbating in the bathroom once and there was some squirty soap in a bottle so i used it, it felt great as i was pulling my trousers up my balls and dick started stinging like fuck.

be careful what you use peaople ;)

At 6/18/07 05:19 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: I had to pee.

That happened to me.

At 9/15/07 12:22 PM, mastermalpass wrote:

At 9/4/07 11:05 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I jacked on my bed, like dry humping it. Really, you should try it.

I used to do that when I was like 6, it always felt good. I only really started wanking with my hand when I was like 12.

Same thing for me :D

At 6/18/07 05:29 PM, TSstudios wrote: Ok... confession time....

I am 11 1/2 and I have masterbated so many times... it kinda feels so sensitive it hurts really as all men know... I have never gotten the sperm out. EVER! can anyone give me advice? PLEASE!

Go through puberty.