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When i was small and tried masturbating the first time a drop of blood came out lol.

Here's a little history lesson for you jerks:
In 1860, some deranged doctor named Athol A. W. Johnson wrote this:
"In cases of masturbation we must, I believe, break the habit by inducing such a condition of the parts as will cause too much local suffering to allow of the practice being continued. For this purpose, if the prepuce is long, we may circumcise the male patient with present and probably with future advantage; the operation, too, should not be performed under chloroform, so that the pain experienced may be associated with the habit we wish to eradicate."

IMHO, this was a very cruel and sadistic thing to say; but we stupid Americans still continue to believe it to this day, even though it's all been proven to be bullshit.

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Well one time i was masturbating in my room with the door closed and my mom just walked right in and saw me masturbating. She then sat down next to me and said it was normal for a boy my age to do. She then said that i should do it as much as possible. Now she walks in on me at least twice a week.

i faped with out lube and i ende up wity a huge dry spot

I hate starting a wank then realising I need a shit >:(

Ever since me an My girlfriend got up to stuff last week, I have not masturbated... Or even wanted to at that matter.

God I miss my girlfriend. Not for just the stuff we did, just I miss her overall.

I see this epic thread is back. I'll share my story then.

When I was 13, I discovered a very good TV program after 00:00. The thing is, I ejacuated and even didn't masterbated. It was... ZOMG I CAME O_o. My mother could come there any minute, so I just fastly cleaned up stuff my reversing the side of sheets - they look exact same both ways.

After that I started to fap.

i accidentally jacked off 2 ma sister omg she was soo hawt i rly regret ttht hhappened but she is so HAWT! i couldnt resist and my duddy saw me beating off to a pic of her in a bikinoes )-":0

At 8/11/07 01:59 PM, BombUzi wrote: i accidentally jacked off 2 ma sister omg she was soo hawt i rly regret ttht hhappened but she is so HAWT! i couldnt resist and my duddy saw me beating off to a pic of her in a bikinoes )-":0

You fapped to your sister in bikini pic ?

At 8/1/07 04:27 PM, TomFoolp wrote: I am 13 and still can't cum, but my friends say they ejaculate (Bullshit!). So I think it's normal. Well I once was worried about it, but now iz ok.

mmmmm.....I started at the age of 12......i think that's normal......thought i was shaving my beard when i was 11........
oh, i think my mistake was to masturbate 16 in one day.....my balls hurt A LOT.......i don't recommend it...

I'll still never understand how you can start the habit at age 9, 10.

At 8/11/07 02:56 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I'll still never understand how you can start the habit at age 9, 10.

with lots of hormone and with VERY, VERY BIG BALLS

None, to be perfectly honest.

No mistakes.

Beat that.

Kthanks.

Umm, sorry if this is a double post.

But, uh... I haven't been on NG for a while and uh... WHEN DID THEY CHANGE THE LEVEL 1 PIC.

I hate this goddamn plunger. xD

I want my lollipop back TT.TT

At 8/11/07 03:13 PM, lil-bunny40 wrote: Umm, sorry if this is a double post.

But, uh... I haven't been on NG for a while and uh... WHEN DID THEY CHANGE THE LEVEL 1 PIC.

I hate this goddamn plunger. xD

I want my lollipop back TT.TT

they've redesigned the site....sooo....never.
if you wanna change it, you better start leveling up...

if you wanna change it, you better start leveling up...

And that I did! WOOT!

i left the bedroom door open....

At 8/11/07 03:29 PM, lil-bunny40 wrote: And that I did! WOOT!

yay!

smacked my penis into the corner of my s=desk while masturbating. i had a dent in my penis for a while!

Sores under the head.

That's all I'll say.

I've been doing it since 10 (...3 years ago, basically) And all but the first 5 or so times, I've ejaculated. I've actually done it DAILY up until this very day.

But once, only a few days ago, I guess I hit another stage in puberty, because I was wanking, then when I came, the sperm shot through the air and landed on my arm. ALL OF IT. That had never happened before, usually I just forced the skin over it and let it out at the toilet. So, yeah, surprised I was.

Also, it was to Asian lesbian porn. God I'm awsome.

At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: I've got two:
1.) Once I was masturbating to a "messy video" (I have a thing for girls covered in stuff) on Youtube, then I stopped half way through. The models I was jacking off to were transvestites.

2.) I've accidently done it twice in a row a few times. This really hurts my back, sometimes for the duration of the next day.

Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

ahhhahhhahahhhhhallololololololololololo that is the funniest thing i ever read on the bbslolololololololol

i do it every day and i never get caught, im doing it now but dont tell

aslo i did it while my window was open and people could see me but i didnt notice until after i has finished. :l

My computer like right in front of my front door and one of ex-freind came up and looked through the windowi made up some lame ass excuse like there was somthing in my pants

At 8/12/07 05:47 PM, dead-Soul07 wrote: aslo i did it while my window was open and people could see me but i didnt notice until after i has finished. :l

I always close the blinds and look around before I even start.

At 8/11/07 03:56 PM, Saladfingers95 wrote: smacked my penis into the corner of my s=desk while masturbating. i had a dent in my penis for a while!

ouch!....that gotta hurt!!!!!

At 6/18/07 05:43 PM, Katelynnn wrote: Mom
Walked
In

Enough said.

I've ALMOST been caught I few times... thank God a man's friend to go to for hiding is his desk. So scary when I almost get caught. O_O
One time I was doing it under said desk and the screwing in part of a screw (go figure) slid across the head and went in the hole. Fuggin' hurt.

Deep heat on penis makes it sore

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