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Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

What mistakes did/have you make/made?

At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

What mistakes did/have you make/made?

You didn't...lick your hands......afterwards....did you?

One time... It went into my face......

I once did it too mutch and too fast, so now I have a spot whre I rubbed off scin.

At 6/18/07 05:12 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once did it too much and too fast, so now I have a spot where I rubbed off scin.

me too

i did it one so hard it hurt for a while

When I was young, I couldn't cum, I was too young. The first day I ever did, it splattered all over my shirt... What a mess it was.

i came on the keyboard once and that suc ked because it got all between the keys and it was hard to clean out

At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

hahaha! that cracked me up.

every 10th or so time i beat it untill it bleeds.

At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

What mistakes did/have you make/made?

I rarely masurbate only once I've been pleased

At 6/18/07 05:14 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: When I was young, I couldn't cum, I was too young. The first day I ever did, it splattered all over my shirt... What a mess it was.

You could make that into a poem!

I did once in the shower, and it turned into like a glue.

So my pubies were all stuck together for two days and it bothered the hell out of me.

I had to pee.

At 6/18/07 05:16 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote:

At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What mistakes did/have you make/made?

The same one you have.

Wow, I didn't know I had that much in common with a melted jewel.

At 6/18/07 05:14 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: When I was young, I couldn't cum, I was too young. The first day I ever did, it splattered all over my shirt... What a mess it was.

lol that cracked me up

I pulled too hard and snapped my banjo sting (the connector to the foreskin bit)

I hit my shoulder with cum once.

I was absolutely amazed.

Sadly amazed.

):

I've got two:
1.) Once I was masturbating to a "messy video" (I have a thing for girls covered in stuff) on Youtube, then I stopped half way through. The models I was jacking off to were transvestites.

2.) I've accidently done it twice in a row a few times. This really hurts my back, sometimes for the duration of the next day.

Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

At 6/18/07 05:18 PM, Fox-Ad-Infinitum wrote: every 10th or so time i beat it untill it bleeds.

That's really bad, you should probably do it a little less.

At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What mistakes did/have you make/made?

Cumming on a girl.

Another one was where I jacked off to a girl, and found out she was a real girl, not a man pretending to be a girl. Sadly mistaken. I regret that one, actually :(

i tried using my feet

At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

IT TASTES LIKE PROTEINE-SHAKES. D:<

At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote:

2.) I've accidently done it twice in a row a few times. This really hurts my back, sometimes for the duration of the next day.

oussy

Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

correction: SICK pussy!

It got in my mouth once

I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

At 6/18/07 05:22 PM, JC1playa wrote: i tried using my feet

That's the lamest fetish.

I remember the time I did it in the bathtub, using the soap. It felt great, but the next time I tried it I got soap down in the hole... It stung so bad and I had to get it out by spraying the showerhead in it.

At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

Holy shit, you already put me into your sig?

I think I just made an epic thread.

Ok... confession time....

I am 11 1/2 and I have masterbated so many times... it kinda feels so sensitive it hurts really as all men know... I have never gotten the sperm out. EVER! can anyone give me advice? PLEASE!