Would you have sex with God?

[Willy-Wonka]

If you were given the choice, would you have sex with God? It could be either a man or a woman. Doesn't matter.

[Judzfell]

if it was a woman yeah, how many people can say they fucked the most important being?

Brad pitt can

[supyohos123]

There's already a cult for this.

[DEFF]

depends on how big he/she actually is

[Ghost-Ryder]

Yes, maybe his holyness will rub off on me.

Someone will say "god doesnt exsist"

[SitwiththeGuru]

Hell yes! Then Jesus would be my son, and it'd be like: OMFG I AM SOOO COOL!

[TheBasics]

No, because hes a three headed elephant with horns.

[jacktherack]

depends how hot he/she is.
only if it was a she. and hot.

[Jesus-Christ]

At 6/15/07 08:19 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote: Hell yes! Then Jesus would be my son, and it'd be like: OMFG I AM SOOO COOL!

>=(

[uberownageninja]

no way

[ChilliDog]

At 6/15/07 08:18 PM, Ghost-Ryder wrote: Yes, maybe his holyness will rub off on me.

Someone will say "god doesnt exsist"

How about, "I DON'T BELIEVE that he exists?"
But it wouldn't be the first time I had sex with an imaginary partner, OH!
Sorry, great opportunity for a joke, had to take it.

[Zel0s]

I think I would be afraid of her orgasm. Might destroy the universe or something.

[Slayer3751]

if its a hot woman than yes

[hausoft]

At 6/15/07 08:20 PM, Jesus-Christ wrote:

At 6/15/07 08:19 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote: Hell yes! Then Jesus would be my son, and it'd be like: OMFG I AM SOOO COOL!

>=(

lolz!!!!!!

jesus got mad at you for saying that!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[Sticky]

At 6/15/07 08:17 PM, Willy-Wonka wrote: If you were given the choice, would you have sex with God?

it depends....what magical powers would I gain in doing so?...

[rkod420]

I'd hit it.

[nightwolfv3]

Yeah then i can say "i fucked god!"

[GlueyMcGee]

it depends......If it is a hot girl......Yes.

[SouthAsian]

No.What is up with these sex threads?I didnt know there was such a large population of horny teenagers.

[milktoast]

At 6/15/07 09:02 PM, Sticky wrote:

At 6/15/07 08:17 PM, Willy-Wonka wrote: If you were given the choice, would you have sex with God?

it depends....what magical powers would I gain in doing so?...

You'd have the power of being impregnated through your anus.

Everybody wins!

[rkod420]

At 6/15/07 09:15 PM, SouthAsian wrote: No.What is up with these sex threads?I didnt know there was such a large population of horny teenagers.

I'm actually a horny adult.

[Tebone7]

At 6/15/07 08:20 PM, TheBasics wrote: No, because hes a three headed elephant with horns.

then why arent we 3 headed elephants with horns? o.O, reading ftw

[Night-Ranger]

Worst thread topic ever.

[Tebone7]

oh, sry about that crap said on the other thread ;D the hitler is bush thing..just sayin stuff to rile up the idiots that want to reply ;D, just wanted to raise the posts.... i know what happend, just saying the opposite ticks people off

[He-Who-Never-Was]

No, he gives his love to everyone else. It would mean more if he didn't give it out so much.

He doesn't even call.

That slut bag.

[He-Who-Never-Wa]

At 6/17/07 03:54 AM, Tebone7 wrote: oh, sry about that crap said on the other thread ;D the hitler is bush thing..just sayin stuff to rile up the idiots that want to reply ;D, just wanted to raise the posts.... i know what happend, just saying the opposite ticks people off

You fooled me.

:'(

[Ihatechavs]

God would break my anus

[NetWar]

A hot female God? Why, yes.

[inclusivedisjunction]

I've already had sex with God. Actually, he's the only one I've ever had sex with.