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At 6/14/07 10:18 PM, BrambleHeart wrote:

Well now, as we all know, thawing meat can be rather bloody. And we men, if something's red and oozing on the counter at night, we sniff it. We examine it. And then, tentatively, we drag our tongues along the trail of liquid.

Speak for yourself

Now I can't get the taste of bison blood out of my mouth. Ideas?

A shot or two of whisky

At 6/15/07 09:44 PM, Leap wrote:
A shot or two of whisky

My mom smacks my with a frying pan if I touch her booze :'-(

At 6/14/07 10:18 PM, BrambleHeart wrote: So, I'm staying at my mom's place cause my apartment flooded again.

She said we would have chili for dinner, but it was frozen rock solid so we had pizza instead. And, not being too darn bright, she leaves out the meat, on the counter, out of its package, and goes to bed.

Well now, as we all know, thawing meat can be rather bloody. And we men, if something's red and oozing on the counter at night, we sniff it. We examine it. And then, tentatively, we drag our tongues along the trail of liquid.

Now I can't get the taste of bison blood out of my mouth. Ideas?

Go to a gas station and put a gas pump into your mouth. Make sure it's premium. Then pour some on your lips, and pull out a match, and light your tongue. By that time, you would have completely forgotten about the taste of the meat. =]

Now for a post that isnt retarded. Eat some mint flavored bubble gum