Worst time to get a boner...

[Pheonixxx]

i gave the topic...now discuss
(i think it would be during a speech)

[FlameMesial]

Award Ceremonies are the worst.

[PlatinumWarrior]

While in school, giving a speech or writing something on the blackboard

My friend tried it...

[ADHD1134]

When you're meeting your dates' parents.

[Duffi]

An hard-on whilst being in some Gym showers.

[Monkey-Boy]

During sex.

[blakcsurge]

While tanning...

[Blood-Bhaal]

sdly no school for me anymore but

when your standing in the lunch line and a hot girl is in front of you so you get wood and then she backs into you

[snapper5]

luckly we have seperate showers in my school, never been used though

[Crashman]

Playing basketball :o

[soundkat]

When you are wearing tight shorts and standing in front of a fat boy.

[Phoog]

It's totally annoying when your sitting in class wang is rubbing on your leg, and then you have some real hot girl sitting in front of you, and by the end of the lesson you are as hard as a baseball bat and you gotta stand up and leave.

Yeah.

[SCUD14]

At a funeral. Or maybe going to see your gran at an old peoples home.

[Crazy-axe]

gym or a speech

[deafeningsilence5]

You wont get anymore boners if you chop off your dick!

[Wyattfilms]

At 6/14/07 04:15 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: i gave the topic...now discuss
(i think it would be during a speech)

I think so to... "Wyatt, Give your report..." NO!

[NimbleElephant]

At 6/14/07 04:19 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: You wont get anymore boners if you chop off your dick!

That right there is logic.

[Papo]

At 6/14/07 04:17 PM, ADHD1134 wrote: When you're meeting your dates' parents.

That is so fucking true.

[Bladezguy]

Getting a massage, or uhhh, I can only think of getting a massage.

[NoodleWizard]

Watching the Powerpuff Girls in front of people who don't know about your fetish.

[Winned]

At 6/14/07 04:18 PM, soundkat wrote: When you are wearing tight shorts and standing in front of a fat boy.

Worst situation evur.

[alphamosh]

At 6/14/07 04:17 PM, Blood-Bhaal wrote: sdly no school for me anymore but

when your standing in the lunch line and a hot girl is in front of you so you get wood and then she backs into you

Did that happen to you!?

[Monkey-Boy]

At 6/14/07 04:18 PM, Gorglore wrote: It's totally annoying when your sitting in class wang is rubbing on your leg, and then you have some real hot girl sitting in front of you, and by the end of the lesson you are as hard as a baseball bat and you gotta stand up and leave.

Yeah.

That happens to me. ALOT.

[Teh-NoN]

I LOVE TO FUCK PEOPLE !!!!!!!!111111111111111111

[Pheonixxx]

At 6/14/07 04:24 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote:

At 6/14/07 04:18 PM, Gorglore wrote: It's totally annoying when your sitting in class wang is rubbing on your leg, and then you have some real hot girl sitting in front of you, and by the end of the lesson you are as hard as a baseball bat and you gotta stand up and leave.

Yeah.

That happens to me. ALOT.

seconded

[Dry-Ice]

Haha, worst time to get a boner is during s--

Wait no, that's the worst time to lose a boner.

Fuck.

[NoodleWizard]

How to avoid an ugly situation involving a boner in class:

Step 1: Put hand down pants (Preferably whilst no one else is looking and whilst no one else has their hand down your pants)

Step 2: Slowly (So as to not attract attention) move erect penis underneath waistband.

Step 3: Pull shirt down far making sure it is untucked so no one will see your fireman popping out from under your pants.

Warning: This is intended to be done whilst sat down, with the cover of a desk above your crotch, when perfected it can be done through your pants or in different positions, and at such high speeds no one would suspect a thing if they were staring at your cock when you did it.

[Pheonixxx]

At 6/14/07 04:22 PM, alphamosh wrote:

At 6/14/07 04:17 PM, Blood-Bhaal wrote: sdly no school for me anymore but

when your standing in the lunch line and a hot girl is in front of you so you get wood and then she backs into you

Did that happen to you!?

It always does and the girls all like"WTF,PERVERT?!"and then she slaps me then tells the principal...then comes the loooonnnggg winded speech"Cameron...you CANT do that to girls..."and im like"ITS NOT LIKE I PULLED HERE PANTS DOWN AND DID HER! I wanted to...but i didnt."

[Pheonixxx]

At 6/14/07 04:22 PM, alphamosh wrote:

At 6/14/07 04:17 PM, Blood-Bhaal wrote: sdly no school for me anymore but

when your standing in the lunch line and a hot girl is in front of you so you get wood and then she backs into you

Did that happen to you!?

It always does and the girls all like"WTF,PERVERT?!"and then she slaps me then tells the principal...then comes the loooonnnggg winded speech"Cameron...you CANT do that to girls..."and im like"ITS NOT LIKE I PULLED HER PANTS DOWN AND DID HER! I wanted to...but i didnt."

[alphamosh]

At 6/14/07 04:29 PM, NoodleWizard wrote: How to avoid an ugly situation involving a boner in class:

Thats exactly what i do.

I knew i wasnt the only one