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Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:07:18 Reply

I personally like to think I remember what it was like, seeing the world for the first time.
I like to imagine I saw trees and cats and hamsters, leading to my favorite color being green and my infatuation with felines and rodents of all sorts.

What do you feel your birth was like?

I was born in a lousy hospital in Torrance :<
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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:07:44 Reply

I was covered in goo.


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:08:45 Reply

i came out seeing red, the someone wiped my eyes and i saw my mom smileing and screaming at the same time, to this day shes been doing the same thing


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:08:51 Reply

i was in place in stomache of mother

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:09:56 Reply

Well, I'm guessing I came out and thought "Wow, my mom has a huge vagina."


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:10:05 Reply

yea i came out, walked out the door and said to my mom; thanks a lot asshole.

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:11:07 Reply

nobody remembers being born, you don't even become self-aware until you're about 2 years old.


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:12:38 Reply

I actually do remember my birth. I remember feeling greed for everything new that I saw.
Luckily, my mom was a hooker, so....


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:13:05 Reply

idk


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:13:30 Reply

At 6/14/07 04:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: I personally like to think I remember what it was like, seeing the world for the first time.
I like to imagine I saw trees and cats and hamsters, leading to my favorite color being green and my infatuation with felines and rodents of all sorts.

What the hell are hamster AND cats doing in a hospital, probably not a pretty first sight.

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:13:54 Reply

Since I couldn't see when I was born (Hopefully none of you did, you weirdos O_o) I don't.

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:14:42 Reply

At 6/14/07 04:09 PM, EmDubya wrote: Well, I'm guessing I came out and thought "Wow, my mom has a huge vagina."

"Good Lord Lois, either I was a C-Section or you're Wonder Woman"

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:14:56 Reply

i came out and saw mutant zombies and they killed wadefulp and tom had to chop his leg of and use it as a boomerang to survive after that i spend my life killing and givien birth to new things (flash on newgrounds) and thats why i laugh when stuff gets blammed


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:15:51 Reply

At 6/14/07 04:11 PM, NEVR wrote: nobody remembers being born, you don't even become self-aware until you're about 2 years old.

so self-awareness is the same as memory?

i mean i have no idea....

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:16:36 Reply

It's pretty hard to imagine. I don't remember, I think my earliest memory was when I was about 3 or 4.


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:17:50 Reply

God forbid.
My eyes probably weren't functional during..

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:20:33 Reply

No, you can't. If you think you do its a false memory.

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:23:12 Reply

I was cut out, so I probably saw some scapel then some clamps pulling my mother's stomach open, then some bloody doctor gloves ripping me out.


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:27:06 Reply

I do remember smelling like piss/blood. Coincidence or no?


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:29:36 Reply

i have no idea, the farthest i remember is playing with a toy microphone and falling down the stairs.
*being a little kid hurts*

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:37:29 Reply

Members of Team Obvious, I mentioned the word "imagine" several times in my first post.

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:42:29 Reply

I can't remember anything that happened to me before 1991.

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:43:25 Reply

I wouldn't want too, I was born in a Jewish hospital.

Snip snip :\

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:45:07 Reply

I personally pity people who can remember their birth, think about it, you'll be pretty damn scared!


Yeah, I don't speak much...

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:45:21 Reply

No.


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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:47:21 Reply

At 6/14/07 04:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: and my infatuation with felines and rodents of all sorts.
infatuation with felines and rodents
infatuation with felines
felines

I conclude OP is furfag.

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Response to Do you remember being born? 2007-06-14 16:48:20 Reply

At 6/14/07 04:47 PM, Semiurge wrote:
At 6/14/07 04:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: and my infatuation with felines and rodents of all sorts.
infatuation with felines and rodents
infatuation with felines
felines
I conclude OP is furfag.

What? I'm not a beastiliac, I just like animals a lot.