You've Just Blow Up Canada

[Larzas]

With a well-pitched aerial strike.
Your bombers are returning home, deeply content with having blown up that bastard of a country. You celebrate in your briefing room, your staff pulling out the breswkies and the sexy twins coming out of nowhere, it has TRULY been a good day. However, there still remains a matter of choice.

Do you:

A) Whip your staff and formulate a recovery operation
B) Make up a schmaltzy coverstory involving Japanese Lizards migrating from Japan to Canada
C) Party with the twins
Or D) Or ready your next plan of attack

[Scrotaculous]

Blow<n>n</n>.

[McJesus]

B. Then C. Then A. Then D.

[StrawberryFFuck]

Why in the hell would I blow up canada?
I should blow up the unites states.

[Scrotaculous]

At 6/13/07 10:40 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: Blow<n>n</n>.

I am so ashamed of myself.

[SenorPresidente]

A) Whip your staff and formulate a recovery operation

[McJesus]

At 6/13/07 10:41 PM, McJesus wrote: B. Then C. Then A. Then D.

Then C again. :3

[Jimmy-jackass]

B.
Then C.
Then C Again.
Then D.

[TheSovereign]

C plz!

[Demean]

Thanks for blowing me up.

[Beavis-Love]

LOLIMBLOWN

k.

[hedshotslg]

At 6/13/07 10:41 PM, StrawberryFFuck wrote: Why in the hell would I blow up canada?
I should blow up the unites states.

because you cant type the word "fuck"

i mean jesus christ look at your name whats that all aboot?

[Mitok]

At 6/13/07 10:41 PM, McJesus wrote: B. Then C. Then A. Then D.

And then C again.

[Electric-Bla]

I'd laugh in heaven as the demolishing of half the tectonic* plate that my beloved country shared with America causes catastrophic geological events to occur. Eventually destroying most of what is rest of North America

How the hell could an 'airstrike' blow up a country?

[McJesus]

At 6/13/07 11:14 PM, Mitok wrote:

At 6/13/07 10:41 PM, McJesus wrote: B. Then C. Then A. Then D.

And then C again.

C ftw.

[KillerClam]

At 6/13/07 11:18 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

How the hell could an 'airstrike' blow up a country?

Some how an unknown volcano becomes activated by one of the bombs

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

B, C, D, C, C, A, C, B and C at the same time, C, C, C.

[All-American-Badass]

C C C then D

[KillerClam]

A,B,C,C,C,C, then D

[Larzas]

I'll just go with C.

You stay up late and "party" with the twins.
Oddly, the first twin has something hidden under her shirt and the second twin has unusually small breasts. And both seem to be getting snobbier adittudes.

Do you:

A) Sleep with Twin A
B) Sleep with Twin B
C) Sleep with both
Or D) Go back to the base and prep for any retaliations

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

A, B, then C.

Then combine A+B but -me. I'll watch.

[All-American-Badass]

A B A B then C C

[Huntercj1476]

dude i have canadian friends and i like canada...

[Elesaurus]

At 6/14/07 01:12 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: A B A B then C C

I second this motion.

Bye Canada!

[KillerClam]

At 6/14/07 01:13 AM, Huntercj1476 wrote: dude i have canadian friends and i like canada...

Well I like it too,TOO FUCKING BAD BUTTHURT

[ChaDMcBaDD]

See. Sea. C.

[Mitok]

At 6/14/07 01:13 AM, Elesaurus wrote:

At 6/14/07 01:12 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: A B A B then C C

I second this motion.

Bye Canada!

Yes, please.

[Larzas]

C again.

After sleeping with both, you wake up with a hangover. Upon sobering up, you notice that the extreme pain in your rear came from the second twin. One's a shemale, the other one's just ugly.
The next day, as you walk into your office, your staff alerts you to the issue you so blatantly ignored.
Canada has had a major impact on US-World Relations. Practically every company has nukes aimed at the United States, and hell, who knows what Iraq and Iran are planning.
The second issue involves the 'cover-story' you didn't bother making. As it turns out, it wasn't just a cover-up. GIANT KAIJU LIZARDS HAVE MIGRATED FROM JAPAN DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING.
The lizards/kaijus are terrorizing U.S Coasts.

Should you:

A) Head to your bomb shelter and hide
B) Plan a way to deal with both threats
C) Blame communists
Or
D) Sleep with a random chick and kiss your ass goodbye

[PlatinumWarrior]

C, then D.

Because partying is a must.

[EmDubya]

Well, I live in Canada, so I would be dead. oops.