If Your Girlfriend...

I'd be really fucking pissed and probably end up blacking out........... then start coming to just to see dead bodies, then i'll start singing "let the bodies hit the floor"

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Ceti

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:06:23 Reply

You Inflatable WHORE!

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CapnCrunchDaPimp

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:07:19 Reply

"You better make a damn good sammich bitch"

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:07:44 Reply

At 6/12/07 08:54 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: What is the first thing you say to her?

Whoa talking hand.

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:07:45 Reply

Good thing i hit the wrong hole.

what

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:19:35 Reply

I new I shouldn't have come to Africa!

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:19:37 Reply

"Oh whew, I thought I'd have to break some news to you."

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LivinInTheSunlight

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:21:28 Reply

I'd say: "Oh? Because I didn't really enjoy our sex, so I had sex with your mom too."

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Itsa-Bouncing-Rock

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:25:09 Reply

At 6/12/07 09:06 PM, Ceti wrote: You Inflatable WHORE!

Win.

This thread is made of WIN.

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Megalomaniak

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:26:59 Reply

"Now that I have HIV, you can expect to have sex a lot more."

Because ya know... I wouldn't switch partners to infect someone else... I'm such a nice guy.

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:28:31 Reply

Haha, I'd be pretty pissed.

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Serbian-terrorist

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:30:05 Reply

Wait, ur a female..?

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:30:15 Reply

"I know. I gave it to you"

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:31:42 Reply

I'd yell "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA" and kick her into a giant hole.

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:33:44 Reply

thank god for condoms!

Davidson13

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:34:54 Reply

I would give the AIDS right back to her.......multiple times.......In multiple holes.

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Dalnaki

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:35:21 Reply

"Lets do it again!"

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:38:18 Reply

At 6/12/07 09:30 PM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Wait, ur a female..?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,wait,im not done...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Whew,thats funny.no offense

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:41:06 Reply

" I have superAIDS"

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LeopoldKain

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 21:41:46 Reply

At 6/12/07 09:05 PM, Hitman wrote: You know, you mom said the same thing.

hahahahaha

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Response to If Your Girlfriend... 2007-06-12 22:22:42 Reply

At 6/12/07 09:44 PM, peepee45 wrote:

"Hey bitch, guess what, I don't have any STDS and I did wear a condum, so you don't have every STD known to man, well actually, now you do! You should of checked with a doctor first retard."

Yes, because as we all know, all hookers have Chancroid, Chlamydia, Donovanosis,
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