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My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-11 23:55:22 Reply

fucking right now as we speak. I can hear banging noises coming from upstairs and they've been at it for a while now. Just thought you should know.


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-11 23:56:06 Reply

Go watch. Or just let it go. It's natural. Maybe you should join?


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-11 23:56:12 Reply

Kill them.

YOU ARE THE NUMBER ONE ASSASSIN AFTER ALL.


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I can't see shit

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-11 23:56:42 Reply

When you see him start clapping and give him a high five.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-11 23:57:07 Reply

So what? Do you think we care?

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-11 23:58:39 Reply

Make some popcorn and watch...

Will she orgasm? Stay tuned next episode to find out....

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:01:17 Reply

That sucks for you man, but you know all this thread is going to get is comments from people saying either watch, listen more, or get in the action. Just deal with it dude, try to get in a room where you cannot hear it, or atleast not as much.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:03:36 Reply

So to sleep.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:05:41 Reply

Pix or gtfo.

Very surprised no one said it yet.

If I were you the next day I'd hint that you saw them and blackmail the shit out of your mom.

JK, also cox.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:06:23 Reply

At 6/11/07 11:57 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: So what? Do you think we care?

This is newgrounds.
If it's about sex, of course we care.
Most people are going to say "join in" .

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:07:12 Reply

At 6/12/07 12:03 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So to sleep.

The S isn't even anywhere near a G on a keyboard! How could you make that error?


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:07:24 Reply

At 6/11/07 11:55 PM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: fucking right now as we speak. I can hear banging noises coming from upstairs and they've been at it for a while now. Just thought you should know.

Tell your mom you heard him talking with his doctor about his raging case of AIDS.

That's right. A RAGING case of AIDS.
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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:07:32 Reply

At 6/11/07 11:55 PM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: fucking right now as we speak. I can hear banging noises coming from upstairs and they've been at it for a while now. Just thought you should know.

Okay, here's what I want you to do. Picture your mom. Got it? Now take away the clothes. Good! Now picture doggie style. Finally, picture the guy who's not your dad fucking your mother.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:09:27 Reply

Burst in there and start ranting about gas prices, how much you hate how "the man" is trying to keep you down and that you can't get a bottle of soda for a nickle anymore.

When you're done talking, ask them if you're interrupting.


I hope Gamera smites you for your wicked ways.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:11:17 Reply

At 6/12/07 12:07 AM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 6/12/07 12:03 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So to sleep.
The S isn't even anywhere near a G on a keyboard! How could you make that error?

Two keys between them isn't really that far apart.


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:12:49 Reply

You can either:

1 Join them
2 Stick it in his pooper
3 Do a barrel roll
4 Profit??
5 Kill yourself
6 Rape her

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:37:32 Reply

Make yourself a fucking sandwich and goto sleep. It'll be over in the morning.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:51:46 Reply

run in there naked and yell "i had a nightmare can i sleep with you tonight?"


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:54:48 Reply

1) Video camera
2) Internet, new site
3) Profit

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 00:59:14 Reply

Be glad your mother helped the Professor make the powerpuff girls.

Or do you not want to be saved?

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:00:41 Reply

Run away and never go back.


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:00:55 Reply

At 6/11/07 11:55 PM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: fucking right now as we speak. I can hear banging noises coming from upstairs and they've been at it for a while now. Just thought you should know.

Pics or it didn't happen. ;-)

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:01:07 Reply

At 6/12/07 12:51 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: run in there naked and yell "i had a nightmare can i sleep with you tonight?"

Epic win, vrofl.


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:02:54 Reply

At 6/12/07 01:01 AM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote:
At 6/12/07 12:51 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: run in there naked and yell "i had a nightmare can i sleep with you tonight?"
Epic win, vrofl.

DAM RIGHT!


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:03:30 Reply

At 6/12/07 01:02 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote:
At 6/12/07 01:01 AM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote:
At 6/12/07 12:51 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: run in there naked and yell "i had a nightmare can i sleep with you tonight?"
Epic win, vrofl.
DAM RIGHT!

Hehe, that's silly
:pi


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:04:00 Reply

Pretend your blind drunk and walk in and urinate on them.

It's always good for a laugh.
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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:04:04 Reply

Man. I hate when that happens lol.
I get all grossed out and sh**.

>.<
Good luck sleeping lol.


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:04:31 Reply

Since your mom her boyfriend are doing the Hanky Panky, go outside and jack something.

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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 01:07:51 Reply

Three-some!


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Response to My mom and her boyfriend are... 2007-06-12 03:15:47 Reply

At 6/12/07 12:07 AM, MachoCommando wrote:
At 6/12/07 12:03 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So to sleep.
The S isn't even anywhere near a G on a keyboard! How could you make that error?

The T is near G, I guess I was in a hurry.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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