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I have to go with Ned, and also Dave Chapelle. They are both just racists, and they laugh at their own jokes most of the time. They just arn't funny, atleast larry might be unfunny, but he's not racist.

Of the three worst, (Larry, Carlos, Dane) I would have to say I hate Larry the Cable Guy is the worst, by far.

David Cross is the best you know.

At 6/11/07 10:45 PM, ripoffhitman wrote: I have to go with Ned, and also Dave Chapelle. They are both just racists, and they laugh at their own jokes most of the time. They just arn't funny, atleast larry might be unfunny, but he's not racist.

Have you seen that movie he made about how he's a dumbass in the army or some shit that lands in Mexico, but thinks he's in Iraq because of the people's color and whatnot? That's pretty racist to me. Carlos Mencia sucks most of the time, I'll agree with you there. I won't agree about Chappelle though. Dave is a genius!

George Carlin.

that fuck from blue collar comedy...

shit. ah! Jeff Foxworthy...whata fag

At 6/11/07 09:31 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Ned Holness. Some of you still know him as Carlos Menciafucking

I agree. All he does is make fun of mexicans, and they just "manage" to make the crowd laugh. Ever wonder why they put that logo at the end of the show thats says Carlos Mencia, but then changes to NedCarlos or something like that?

At 6/11/07 11:05 PM, Bomshaw wrote:

I agree. All he does is make fun of mexicans, and they just "manage" to make the crowd laugh. Ever wonder why they put that logo at the end of the show thats says Carlos Mencia, but then changes to NedCarlos or something like that?

Because Carlos Mencia isn't his real name. Just like how Larry isn't Larry the Cable Guy's real name.

It's a gag.

At 6/11/07 11:02 PM, Memorize wrote:

George Carlin.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

At 6/11/07 11:07 PM, Memorize wrote: Larry isn't Larry the Cable Guy's real name.

It's a gag.

Yes, indeed it is. This is Larry, before being Larry. He was Dan Whitney on stage, as well as real life.

It's a little weird to find stuff like this out, that you've been basically lied to... it sorta creeps me out :P

At 6/11/07 09:30 PM, EternitySpent wrote: Dane Cook.

Game. Set. Match.

ditto

At 6/11/07 09:30 PM, EternitySpent wrote: Dane Cook.

Game. Set. Match.

Curse you... You beat me to it

Bastard.

At 6/11/07 11:02 PM, Memorize wrote: George Carlin.

About 5000 years ago, a bunch of political and religious hustlers, got together to try to figure out how to control people to make sure they would do what they were told. They knew that people were basically stupid and would do anything they were told. So they announced that God had given them some commandments...up on a mountain...when noone was around...God had given them the ten commandments.

But why 10? Why not 9 or 11? Because 10 sounds official. 10 sounds important. They knew that if it was 11 people wouldnt take it seriously. They'd say "The 11 commandments? Get the fuck out of here."...so having the 10 commandments was really, a marketing decision.

Carlos Mencia- Nothing to say
Dane Cook, he is kinda funny on occasion, but far from being one of the best.
Chris Rock- yea you're black, everyone can see that.
Jon Stewart(sp?)- Ok so not a comedian, but still he's not really funny, Colbert owns him so bad.

Bill Hicks

Jesus Christ, how do you dipshits laugh at this unfunny fuck?

At 6/12/07 12:47 AM, Zen444 wrote:

Bill Hicks

Jesus Christ, how do you dipshits laugh at this unfunny fuck?

Richard Pryor is fucking terrible. Put on some Dat Phan or Brian Regan.

Mitch Hedberg.

Hahahaha, that's right.

Michael Richards because he said the N word during his act.

At 6/12/07 12:49 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

Bill Hicks

Richard Pryor

What?

At 6/11/07 09:40 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: Saddam Hussein, I'm glad he died so we don't have to hear any more of his crappy airplane jokes.

How many planes does it take to crash into the twin towers? 2!!!! One to hit the tower and another to hit the other and thousands of people to die.

I'd say Larry too, but in that category, Dane's got him beat.

Dane Cook.

Carlos Mencia

He's just not funny, he over-uses his jokes.

At 6/12/07 12:49 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Bill Hicks
Richard Pryor

Wait, there's something wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it.

At 6/12/07 12:59 AM, Musk wrote: Wait, there's something wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it.

Well, they're both dead, both are unfunny, and both are nig... black people.

At 6/11/07 09:29 PM, Insanespikeman wrote: For me, it's defently Lary the Cable Guy. He's not FUCKING funny!

gider dun

Jack Dee for me.

"Im depressed scarcastic comment"

And thats about it

At 6/12/07 01:00 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/12/07 12:59 AM, Musk wrote: Wait, there's something wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it.

Well, they're both dead, both are unfunny, and both are nig... black people.

Negros. There, no racism. And no one gets in big trouble in little china.

At 6/11/07 11:02 PM, Memorize wrote: George Carlin.

Oh no you did not just utter that statement.

How dare you say that George Carlin, while still retaining funniness, is generally thought to be of greater funniness than he really is?

At 6/11/07 09:29 PM, Insanespikeman wrote: For me, it's defently Lary the Cable Guy. He's not FUCKING funny!

Ehh, I kinda like him, but Ron White is hilarious. I can't really think of a comedian I don't like. Larry the Cable Guy is preety funny (I live in the San Luis Valley in Colorado, it's full of rednecks so that might explain it, I myself am not a redneck, I was born in New Jersey but yeah). Anyways, you got a good thread going, I'm sure if I check back here some more, someone'll mention some comedian I hate.

Dane cook,richard pryor,carlos mencia,george lopez,larry the cable guy,dave chappelle,and last but not least.Howard stern.

At 6/12/07 01:02 AM, Musk wrote: Negros. There, no racism. And no one gets in big trouble in little china.

But negros isn't fun to say.

big trouble in little china.

You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?