Forced vegetarianism

[poxpower]

Ok I keep hearing NONSTOP ALL THE TIME how great meat is and how it makes you strong and healthy and lean, and how you should murder at least one animal every day for sustenance. I'm tired of ALWAYS HEARING THIS ALL THE TIME FROM EVERYONE.

What you DON'T know is that eating more VEGETABLES and FRUITS can be greatly GREAT for your body and even your health. It's been proven by 85% of scientists that EATING MORE THINGS THAT ARE BOTH GREEN AND NOT MADE OF ANIMALS has a 55% chance to make you NOT A LUMBERING PILE OF MANFLESH.

So I think that the governemantne should force people to stop eating the meats. Also the raising of cows and roosters and lobsters and whathaveyou causes great danger to the nature also it takes tons of water also it is cruel to kill animals because even though they are not smart as monkeys ( WHICH WE DON'T EAT BTW, LOGICAL FALLACY!!! ) they can still feel emotions like anger and curiosity so I think it's a safe bet that next time you fish that trout out of a lake you should not eat it, because it is very afraid.
AFRAID OF YOU, BECAUSE YOU WILL EAT IT.

VEGETABLES ARE NOT AFRAID
VEGETABLES ARE FEARLESS
EAT THEM MORE.

Petition your local govermenemetn to ban meats and meaty things like eggs and cow tongues.

[dodo-man-1]

Don't eat the chickens, and don't eat the lobsters, but everything else is fine with me.

[Yookji]

It has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that talking in ALL CAPS makes PEOPLE AGREE WITH YOU.

[Tervos]

interesting. but did you know that meat contains protien? a valuable thing that the body NEEDS to survive. and did you also know that the #1 source to get this thing lies within that thing you detest so much...dare i say it...MEAT! as much as i can understand where you are coming from, and as much as i respect your viewpoint, i will stand where i do with many others, and continue to eat meat. i personally love it and can't get enough. but i promise to eat more veggies too.

[AapoJoki]

Meat isn't the only source of protein. It's more difficult to come by from vegetables and mushrooms, but not impossible. Those who decide to become vegetarians need to plan their diet carefully to get all the nourishment they need. If they're dedicated enough, they can usually pull it off.

[ZombieSlayer54]

At 6/11/07 07:19 PM, Yookji wrote: It has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that talking in ALL CAPS makes PEOPLE AGREE WITH YOU.

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

Anyways...

Ok, look. I'm a vegetarian. However, I absolutely despise people who go up to people who eat meat, point at them, and scream "MURDERER!"

I believe eating meat is immoral. That's my choice. It's other people's choice to think it's not and therefore eat it. They have valid reasons, and so do I. We shouldn't force opinions on people like this. Not to mention it'd work just as well as prohibition.

[JakeHero]

Nice joke thread, pox, I wonder how many people are going to fall for it before realizing the parody.

[fli]

I am le LoL...

+1

[poxpower]

At 6/11/07 07:19 PM, Tervos wrote: interesting. but did you know that meat contains protien? a valuable thing that the body NEEDS to survive. and did you also know that the #1 source to get this thing lies within that thing you detest so much...dare i say it...MEAT! as muc

LOGICAL FALSETY!

FACTS:

1- You are what you eat
2- cows are made of protein
3- cows eat grass

THEREFORE I CONCLUDE THAT:
Grass is made of protein
THEREFORE I DOUBLE-CONCLUDE THAT:
Eat grass, jerk

[morefngdbs]

At 6/11/07 08:04 PM, poxpower wrote:

FACTS:

1- You are what you eat
2- cows are made of protein
3- cows eat grass

THEREFORE I CONCLUDE THAT:
Grass is made of protein
THEREFORE I DOUBLE-CONCLUDE THAT:
Eat grass, jerk

I see it somewhat differently.
Cows eat grass
Grass is made of protein.
I eat the cow (parts of him anyhow)
I am getting protein from grass!

YAAAAY
If god didn't want us to eat meat....Why did he make it so tasty?

[Dash-Underscore-Dash]

I'm going to eat some veal in a baby seal fur bib, just for you Poxpower.

[ReThink]

One of these days pox I'm going to sift through your bbs post records and find out when it was that you just stopped giving a damn. Well, probably not, but it seems pretty clear the the BBS just isn't what it used to be.

Anywho, yeah I know it takes more resources to make a pound of beef than a pound of grain, I know that animals feel pain and plants don't, and I know that it's unethical to stick animals into factory farms to produce food without having a life. But when I smell that medium-well peppercorn new york striploin steak, I just don't really care how much suffering had to go into making it, it's just too damn good.

[SyntheticTacos]

At 6/11/07 08:04 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 6/11/07 07:19 PM, Tervos wrote: interesting. but did you know that meat contains protien? a valuable thing that the body NEEDS to survive. and did you also know that the #1 source to get this thing lies within that thing you detest so much...dare i say it...MEAT! as muc

LOGICAL FALSETY!

FACTS:

1- You are what you eat
2- cows are made of protein
3- cows eat grass

THEREFORE I CONCLUDE THAT:
Grass is made of protein
THEREFORE I DOUBLE-CONCLUDE THAT:
Eat grass, jerk

I am made from atoms. Atoms are invisible. Therefore, I am invisible. Muhahaha!

[Bolo]

At 6/11/07 07:19 PM, Tervos wrote: interesting. but did you know that meat contains protien? a valuable thing that the body NEEDS to survive. and did you also know that the #1 source to get this thing lies within that thing you detest so much...dare i say it...MEAT! as much as i can understand where you are coming from, and as much as i respect your viewpoint, i will stand where i do with many others, and continue to eat meat. i personally love it and can't get enough. but i promise to eat more veggies too.

Sperm has protein, too.

Replace cow meat with cow sperm, and everyone's happy. The cows are happy, 'cause they're getting jerked off. The vegetarians are happy, 'cause no animals had to die in the process. The protein-lovers are happy, 'cause they're getting their dose of cow-product.

In combination with Vegetables, you'll get all the nourishment you need.

Veggies + Cow Sperm. It's a win-win scenario.

[SolInvictus]

At 6/12/07 01:24 AM, Bolo wrote: Replace cow meat with cow sperm, and everyone's happy. The cows are happy, 'cause they're getting jerked off. The vegetarians are happy, 'cause no animals had to die in the process. The protein-lovers are happy, 'cause they're getting their dose of cow-product.

but masturbation is self-abuse, and by doing it to bulls* we would be abusing them, and that would be wrong!

it's a Christian/Catholic inside joke.

[poxpower]

At 6/11/07 11:38 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

I see it somewhat differently.
Cows eat grass
Grass is made of protein.
I eat the cow (parts of him anyhow)
I am getting protein from grass!

Cut out the middle man, asshole. Why would you spend 5 years raising a beef, feeding it antibiotics and tenderizing his meat with daily cow-tippings when you could just kneel in the dirt and stuff your face full of nutricious protein-enriched grass! Fuck it, you can eat anything: trees, roots, weeds. The world is your salad.

If you had a broken leg, would you call 911 ( 9-11? coincidence? I DOUBT IT! )directly or would you call your dad so he could call your doctor so he could call 911?

EAT THE FUCKING GRASS ASSWIPE.

At 6/11/07 11:56 PM, ReThink wrote: One of these days pox I'm going to sift through your bbs post records and find out when it was that you just stopped giving a damn.

Probably in 2005 at some point.

At 6/12/07 12:30 AM, SyntheticTacos wrote:

I am made from atoms. Atoms are invisible. Therefore, I am invisible. Muhahaha!

You think you proved me wrong, but what you just did is prove that the atom model is flawed.
If we were composed of invisible things, then obviously we would be invisible!
Therefore I conclude that everything is made of tiny little humans.

[LadyGrace]

At 6/11/07 07:57 PM, fli wrote: I am le LoL...

+1

Same here.

FTW.

[Gunter45]

But what if I'm already a lumbering pile of manflesh?

[uglysonObitch]

At 6/11/07 06:50 PM, poxpower wrote:
What you DON'T know is that eating more VEGETABLES and FRUITS can be greatly GREAT for your body and even your health. It's been proven by 85% of scientists that EATING MORE THINGS THAT ARE BOTH GREEN AND NOT MADE OF ANIMALS has a 55% chance to make you NOT A LUMBERING PILE OF MANFLESH.

ummmm. link to your source pleez?

Petition your local govermenemetn to ban meats and meaty things like eggs and cow tongues.

yea. that's illegal.due to a little thing called the fucking constitution. ever hear of it? the pursuit of happiness?hmmmm? ring a bell?

[uglysonObitch]

At 6/12/07 12:31 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/12/07 12:14 PM, uglysonObitch wrote: yea. that's illegal.due to a little thing called the fucking constitution. ever hear of it? the pursuit of happiness?hmmmm? ring a bell?

Um, abortion makes a lot of people happy, and it's perfectly legal. But not everyone agrees with abortion...... hmmm........

and actually, I thiiiiink that constitution says something about the right to petition.....um I dunno tho.

Who reads that crap rite?

I'd like to call into play here an event known as the prohibition act of 1920 0. This made alcohol illegal to purchase or produce. But guess what? Not only did many people not follow the 18th amendment, but gang related crimes went up, and the mafia had a field day. Alcohol sales went up, not down. And people started to make their own liquor. The point I'm trying to make here is that banning meat would only increase the sales of it, crime syndicates would have a field day, and people would still find a way to eat it.
MORE RESOURCES ON THE 18TH AMNDMENT
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and this
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[uglysonObitch]

At 6/12/07 12:47 PM, SevenSeize wrote

NO WAI!!!!! That never happened! 18th amendment. lol

maybe the crime syndicates focusing on meat would be more better than them focusing on crack? huh?

Um, NO. you know as well as i do that crack does not cause the mayhem that the 18th amendment caused

[morefngdbs]

At 6/12/07 01:50 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 6/11/07 11:38 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

I see it somewhat differently.
I am getting protein from grass!

Cut out the middle man, asshole. Why would you spend 5 years raising a beef, feeding it antibiotics and tenderizing his meat with daily cow-tippings when you could just kneel in the dirt and stuff your face full of nutricious protein-enriched grass! Fuck it, you can eat anything: trees, roots, weeds. The world is your salad.

Salad tastes like shit until you put a good measure of salad dressing.
It doesn't take 5 years to grow a beef cow to market size. I live in the country, my beef comes from just up the road, born & raised in Cumberland county, not some feedlot ,heavily drug dependant, mass produced TASTELESS piece of crap.
As for cutting out the middle man, he is the farmer. I buy direct.
We have a deal, I don't raise cattle or chickens.
He doesn't rig rock shows & motion pictures.
So its a win win situation.

If you had a broken leg, would you call 911 ( 9-11? coincidence? I DOUBT IT! )directly or would you call your dad so he could call your doctor so he could call 911?

My daddy lives 50 miles away.
If I'm injured so bad I can't get to help, I just use my cell , I'm in the country , I'm not in Afganistan. When I broke my hand last December, I called my doctors office & made an appointment for the next day . There was no way I was going to an Emergency Room with a broken bone in my hand, You would be there for hours & hours.

EAT THE FUCKING GRASS.

I prefer to smoke it , the buds anyway.

[MortifiedPenguins]

Poxpower doesn't like vegetables.

There, I said it.

[poxpower]

At 6/12/07 12:14 PM, uglysonObitch wrote:

yea. that's illegal.due to a little thing called the fucking constitution. ever hear of it? the pursuit of happiness?hmmmm? ring a bell?

Ding dong jackass, the constitution is a piece of paper, it's not a magic amulet that grants you superpowers. If I want to punch you in the face and duct tape your mouth, the "constitution" won't prevent me from doing it.

At 6/12/07 12:44 PM, uglysonObitch wrote:

The point I'm trying to make here is that banning meat would only increase the sales of it, crime syndicates would have a field day, and people would still find a way to eat it.

Yes you're right, there would be tons of secret cattle farms all over the country, hidden in the middle of the woods, and no one would ever find out.

At 6/12/07 01:16 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

Salad tastes like shit until you put a good measure of salad dressing.

Last I looked, salad dressing isn't made out of cows.

It doesn't take 5 years to grow a beef cow to market size. I live in the country, my beef comes from just up the road, born & raised in Cumberland county, not some feedlot ,heavily drug dependant, mass produced TASTELESS piece of crap.

That sentence was great! "it doesn't take five years to raise a cow, I eat fresh meat". Hey check this out: "You're still eating an animal that eats road apples, I like legos"

As for cutting out the middle man, he is the farmer. I buy direct.

that's because you're a redneck.

He doesn't rig rock shows & motion pictures.

Yeah that's a huge problem over here. God damn asshole farmers constantly rigging rock shows.

My daddy lives 50 miles away.
If I'm injured so bad I can't get to help, I just use my cell , I'm in the country , I'm not in Afganistan. When I broke my hand last December, I called my doctors office & made an appointment for the next day . There was no way I was going to an Emergency Room with a broken bone in my hand, You would be there for hours & hours.

GOD I LOVE THIS BBS SOME TIMES
THANK YOU GODS OF BBS FOR THIS PERSON LOL

[Markface]

It's also proved if you eat a healthy balance of meats, fruits and vegetables you are even more healthier.

Personally, I eat meat because I hate animals.

[peroo]

I like eating animals while they are ALIVE!!! There screams fuel my hunger, and drinking their blood makes me live forever.

[AAraven]

Jeez. If you think that killing cow is wrong, don't eat meat, if you hate that animals are mistreated, then eat free range and organic meat, bu dont preach about how those poor cows are in so much pain yadda yadda yadda. Bacon is delicious, steak is delicious, and as long as I eat free range meat, there's no problem. On the other hand, you do have a problem if you think that everyone should act exactly like you do, because of course, you're always right....

[Der-Lowe]

At 6/13/07 11:52 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I hate her so I will eat her!!!!

Hate me, hate me!!!!

[Cheekyvincent]

without meat u would run out of protein and have hardly any muscle and your damaged cells couldnt repair themselves and u'd be a weakling

[Punkboyben]

I am already a vegetarian and so are all my friends, we are doing our best to convert others