Germans

[pinecone1]

I feel that the German subculture in America has risen to an all time high. In order to abolish this disgusting trend we must first cut off their source of power...scat porn. Germans have a strange fetish for pornography that involves fecal matter, this must come to a halt at once.

If you own any scat porn or make scat porn, please stop. The Germans cannot rise again or their shall be a second holocaust.

Thank you for your time,
...Pinecone1

[LegendaryLukus]

At 6/11/07 03:29 PM, pinecone1 wrote: I feel that the German subculture in America has risen to an all time high.

How do you mean? What is the German sub-culture in the US like?

They're not trying to invade Poland are they?

[SolInvictus]

At 6/11/07 03:49 PM, LegendaryLukus wrote: They're not trying to invade Poland are they?

only the Polish subculture.

[ForkRobotik]

At 6/11/07 04:26 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 6/11/07 03:49 PM, LegendaryLukus wrote: They're not trying to invade Poland are they?

only the Polish subculture.

Does the austrian subculture still count as being german?

[FlyingRoof]

At 6/11/07 03:29 PM, pinecone1 wrote: Germans have a strange fetish for pornography that involves fecal matter, this must come to a halt at once.

I cant tell if you're being sarcastic but that was just blatant stereotyping.

[SolInvictus]

At 6/11/07 06:12 PM, ForkRobotik wrote: Does the austrian subculture still count as being german?

i'm not sure, depends on whether or not the German/Austrian subculture aunschlus (i think i spelt it right) has happened yet.

[SouthAsian]

Well you should start with Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh(German origins) as well as Philledelphia.Those places are the German capital of America.

[AttAl07]

We should then get rid of all the scientific discoveries made by Germans too.

[pinecone1]

At 6/11/07 07:01 PM, AttAl07 wrote: We should then get rid of all the scientific discoveries made by Germans too.

My friend,

As much as i do appreciate your support, your plan of action must not take place. Although the scientific discoveries that they have made, are and ever will be disgusting to anyone not of their origin, they are still too vast in number to destroy. The vast number of things Germans have done in the field of science will make it hard to determine which to destroy and which to keep. Should we keep discoveries that were made by using original German scientific discoveries, or shall they be destroyed as well? I feel that it is best for all of us to use their technology in order to better our own lives and to also help us destroy them.

...Pinecone1

[JakeHero]

Anybody that's a member of PETA is automatically stupid, therefore, satire or not, everything you say is invalid, topic starter.

[AttAl07]

I am sorry but I was being sarcastic.

Anyway, there are four factories in my city that produce crankshafts for trucks and camshafts for cars. Almost 100 percent of the truck camshafts come from here. Imagine what would happen if we closed them down because they were German companies. Also, the same company makes elevators, communications research, and they make some fine steel.

[pinecone1]

At 6/11/07 08:34 PM, AttAl07 wrote: I am sorry but I was being sarcastic.

Anyway, there are four factories in my city that produce crankshafts for trucks and camshafts for cars. Almost 100 percent of the truck camshafts come from here. Imagine what would happen if we closed them down because they were German companies. Also, the same company makes elevators, communications research, and they make some fine steel.

I see what you are getting at, and I forgive you for your sarcasm. The main concern is not trucks, it is the abolishment of the German subculture. If the companies are run to the ground due to the fact that they are German owned well then I say, good riddance to bad rubbish. There are other options though, many Mexican families come to the states each year looking to make a living, perhaps they could take over the Crank-shaft companies? I don't know the exact details of how everything will get done yet, but i assure you, if I gain enough support I shall lay out a plan of action. Just have faith in me and all shall work out fine.

[SolInvictus]

At 6/11/07 08:10 PM, JakeHero wrote: Anybody that's a member of PETA is automatically stupid, therefore, satire or not, everything you say is invalid, topic starter.

beautiful intervention.

[cellardoor6]

At 6/11/07 06:56 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Well you should start with Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh(German origins) as well as Philledelphia.Those places are the German capital of America.

Actually, most of America is the German capital of America..

[SirLebowski]

Their love of scat dates back to Hitler's mustache. Which was infact, not a mustache but a dried shit stain after his gay lover rubbed his shit under Hitler's nose after anal sex.

[MrMiau]

At 6/11/07 06:29 PM, SolInvictus wrote: i'm not sure, depends on whether or not the German/Austrian subculture aunschlus (i think i spelt it right) has happened yet.

It's Anschluss.

I believe there's a war between the American subculture in Germany and the German subculture in America. They have a bet who can be the Uber-subculture first. And if the Russian subculture doesn't intervent, the American one is gonna have a tough time.

[AttAl07]

I was only using trucks as a small example of the many things Germans have done for us. Much of medical technology was discovered by Germans. If we got rid of everything German, everything would just collapse because so much depends upon technologies discovered by them.

[Me-Patch]

At 6/11/07 06:56 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Well you should start with Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh(German origins) as well as Philledelphia.Those places are the German capital of America.

You must not have been to Philadelphia in a while. Germantown is now completely black.

[LeopoldKain]

What do you have against Germans as a person who is german disent I ask you kind sir to watch your words about my people.
Yes even through my grandfarther was over here during the 2nd world war.
I still fill as if that hole situation was not a good thing for my people.
Also its not like it was my brotherns idea to do it.
It was one mans idea and the people followed him into a un needed war...
Wait does in't that sound like another group of people.

[Durin413]

At 6/12/07 08:12 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 6/11/07 06:56 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Well you should start with Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh(German origins) as well as Philledelphia.Those places are the German capital of America.

You must not have been to Philadelphia in a while. Germantown is now completely black.

Dear god, NEGRO GERMANS!!! RUN FOR OUR LIVES EVERYONE!!! FOR ALL WE KNOW THEY COULD ALSO BE STEALTH JEWS AS WELL!!!!

seriously though, for this whole topic, wtf is wrong with German people. Except the scat porn. get rid of that. Everything else is good though.

[Zantief]

In my limited experience, (online games...) a lot of Germans are pricks. At least the ones who play online games. I mean more of a prick than your average online gamer, at least. And the German exchange students we get at my school every year are mostly enormous dick heads who do a terrible job of representing their country.

[gijfef]

At 6/11/07 03:29 PM, pinecone1 wrote:

If you own any scat porn or make scat porn, please stop. The Germans cannot rise again or their shall be a second holocaust.

Thank you for your time,
...Pinecone1

Excuse me? But have you ever been to Germany? I have, twice. And all the Germans who i have met agreed that the holocaust was a very bad thing. Sure there are some right wing skinheads in the east, but this is a small minority and most far right political parties are banned.
Also it was the Nazis that caused the holocaust, not the normal German people who were simply following orders and had been bombarded with anti jew propoganda ever since the end of world war 1.

do work son.

[gijfef]

Oh yes and when i was in Germany the people all seemed pretty normal to me. Also my German exchange had a HOT sister. I mean... proper nice ;)

[duckiesrock]

The Germans cannot rise again or their shall be a second holocaust.
Is it just me or are you a idiot?

[SouthAsian]

Also did you guys know that when the US was founded their was a vote to determine wether English or German should become the national language?

[PlugDude]

when will you idiots learn to let go...

[SmilezRoyale]

At 6/11/07 03:29 PM, pinecone1 wrote: I feel that the German subculture in America has risen to an all time high. In order to abolish this disgusting trend we must first cut off their source of power...scat porn. Germans have a strange fetish for pornography that involves fecal matter, this must come to a halt at once.

If you own any scat porn or make scat porn, please stop. The Germans cannot rise again or their shall be a second holocaust.

Thank you for your time,
...Pinecone1

Steriotype.

This thread isn't worth listening too,

No documents, no statistics, It's just; "This is as i say it is"

[Matthamilton23]

Is this a joke? German subculture? And if you are serioes about all of this. The Government can't just eliminate one kind of porn.(if it is legal) They would have to take down all of it. Which is not only impossible. It would make a lot of people very sad.

[Tancrisism]

At 6/13/07 09:54 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote: Steriotype.

This thread isn't worth listening too,

No documents, no statistics, It's just; "This is as i say it is"

Agreed, it's pure idiocy at its finest.

[Dr-Worm]

At 6/12/07 08:12 PM, Me-Patch wrote: You must not have been to Philadelphia in a while. Germantown is now completely black.

Shit, I'm totally blanking on a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Germany joke :(