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At 6/7/03 11:03 AM, bumcheekycity wrote: The oil pipeline thought is very nice, but I think it is a bit much for George 'The Hungry Caterpillar' Bush to think up.

Of course Bush didn't think it up. The entire government did. Maybe the CIA did. Whoever runs this country thought it up. Bush is merely a public figure whereby their ideas are transferred and reinforced. Think about it: his job is being a public speaker.

I'm gonna make a sensible theory,
mcdonalds burgers are 50% salt 35% cardboard and 15% meat

* The Eurovision Song Contest is an Iraqi ploy to lower the spirits of the whole of Europe, so they can go in and claim it all as their own little franchise coleslaw outlet, and sell ground up Israeli children to America for a tidy profit.

* Microsoft own the Pentagon; it's the largest accelerator chip in history, designed so that any computer, wherever it may be on the planet, will fuck up at a key point in The Sims, just before you save.

* Diet Coke was designed by evil bosses of multinational corporations, to aid their firing policies, thus creating larger profit margins. When you are unable to get some proper Coke in your system, and have to drink the Diet shit, you will be unable to function due to the drugs they have put inside to make you feel skanky all day long, thus taking down your performeance levels, and creating a window of firing opportunity.

* Osama bin-Laden infiltrated the US, and has worked in Hollywood. Don't believe me? Watch Butch Vassidy and the Sundance Kid again, he's in there. Allegedly...

At 6/9/03 11:35 AM, D2KVirus wrote: * The Eurovision Song Contest is an Iraqi ploy to lower the spirits of the whole of Europe, so they can go in and claim it all as their own little franchise coleslaw outlet, and sell ground up Israeli children to America for a tidy profit.

damn straight! For some change reason other european countries take eurovision seriously! the best bit of eurovision in england is terry wogan he takes a mick of every entry, one year a few countries got really pissed off at him so he had to shout up when they came on.

George Bush and the White House continue to claim that WoMD (or their programs) will be found in Iraq. This leads me to 2 guesses:

1) My first conspiracy theory was correct, the White House knows something everybody else doesn't.

2) The White House knows that their theories regarding WoMD programs in Iraq cannot be DISPROVEN, thus they can make all the statements they want. "Iraq is a huge place to search", "They could be buried hundreds of feet deep", "They went to Syria", "Saddam had them hidden in just-in-time production", etc.

At 6/3/03 05:46 PM, bumcheekycity wrote:

At 6/3/03 05:33 PM, Crack_Smoker wrote:

2) Osama Bin Laden was captured by U.S. special forces and is being kept hidden and alive.

I don't reckon so. He just released a tape saying he had Nukes or something like that. I read it on AOL.

He was tortured by the special forces guarding him until he made the tape. Then the U.S. released it.

I reckon they just had an actor play him. It wouldn't be too hard. Get a beard and make him do the voice. They could say the tape was of poor quality.

Heh. Maybe they got Wade Fulp to do it.

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I think there is a big conspiracy around orthodontists.

Look around you. All of the children have braces. And you know why? ITS A BIG SCAM. A brilliant orthodontist thought, "maybe if I lie and say the children need braces, I can get tons of money!". Also I had a theory, during their first visit, the orthodontist gives the children nitrous oxide to bake them just a little. Then he gets out his hammer and aims for the teeth. Then it looks like they need braces. A $5 investment for a hammer really pays off!

It's bad enough that hairdressers are in the emplot of the Government: "Hair is your aerials, which is why bald men are so uptight."

First person to get it can have a free swing at Anarchy_Balsac...

The US never really landed on the moon, neither did anyone else (i.e. Soviets). Here's some evidence:

-The American flag waves in airless space
-Astronauts are clearly lit in shadow
-Shadows of rocks come from different angles
-The "moon" resembles American desert, possibly Area 51
-Crosshairs on photos overlap the subjects, indicating they were drawn on afterwards
-Unrealistic motion in video clips; space module "pops" off from Eagle

And strongest of all...

There would be intense radiation from space after leaving the atmosphere. Astronauts wouldn't survive by the time they reached the moon.

Also, the NASA accidents in the past in which spacemen died even before launch day, may be a way of silencing rats.

The only way to know is when Japan sends its rocket to take close up pics in a few years. But apparently all have forgotten about it...maybe NASA pulled some strings?

At 6/11/03 08:53 AM, misterx2000 wrote: The US never really landed on the moon, neither did anyone else (i.e. Soviets). Here's some evidence:
-Unrealistic motion in video clips; space module "pops" off from Eagle

And strongest of all...

There would be intense radiation from space after leaving the atmosphere. Astronauts wouldn't survive by the time they reached the moon.

Also, the NASA accidents in the past in which spacemen died even before launch day, may be a way of silencing rats.

The module popped off since oxygen is needed for explosions and flame.
The atsronauts were heavily shielded from radioation especially when inside the rocket.
I can agree about silencing theory though.

I don't know what it is about the moon landing that really gets me pissed off when I here people coming up with conspiracy theories about it, but I agree with the idea that it was faked. I mean come on, the US was in a race with the Soviets for the super power country, and when they launched a rocket into space, the Yanks had to put a man on the moon. But since they couldn't do it they staged an elaborate film to fool everyone in the entire world that they had landed on the moon first. I dunno, might have happened... but until I get more fact I'll stick with Frankie Muniz. How can this kid still get movie roles! He is ugly and annoying! I think that this goes all the way up to Parliament and White House...

I don't reckon they did land on the moon. Its far too far to go without pissing around once on the trip.

At 6/11/03 04:00 PM, PeeWeeHerman666 wrote: I don't know what it is about the moon landing that really gets me pissed off when I here people coming up with conspiracy theories about it, but I agree with the idea that it was faked. I mean come on, the US was in a race with the Soviets for the super power country, and when they launched a rocket into space, the Yanks had to put a man on the moon. But since they couldn't do it they staged an elaborate film to fool everyone in the entire world that they had landed on the moon first. I dunno, might have happened... but until I get more fact I'll stick with Frankie Muniz. How can this kid still get movie roles! He is ugly and annoying! I think that this goes all the way up to Parliament and White House...

The whole space race between the States and the Soviets was quite idiotic. It was nothing but a display of power to show the domination to the people of both nations. USSR stuck 3 astronauts in a tiny cabin, designed for 2 people, and risked all 3 lives, just to make everyone believe they invented the first rocket which can fit more than 2. It was all a big inflated game, which can be quite interesting analysing it now.

At 6/11/03 05:08 PM, bumcheekycity wrote: I don't reckon they did land on the moon. Its far too far to go without pissing around once on the trip.

Heh, well anyway now it might be a moot point, since between 1969 and now they could've launched secret missions with new anti-radiation tech and put those footprints there...

* Cyborgs are among us. No, really, they are; there's this guy that works in the local hardware store that sounds like he's on a loop (same phrases, tone, EVERYTHING), and having waiting in line for a while, I changed tac' to see what happened. I swear I heard the tape change over...

The Olson twins are really just one being--Satan. It's part of his plot to gain control of little American girls. In a few years, the plan will go into phase two when the Olson twins start doing porn to take control of straight guys ages 14-senile.

At 6/11/03 08:53 AM, misterx2000 wrote: -The American flag waves in airless space

It didn't "wave", it was unfurled with a wire frame that crumpled and bent in the process. That frame gave the appearance of a waving flag in still shots, but if you watch video, you can see that it doesn't move.

-Astronauts are clearly lit in shadow

Often if you're standing at the edge of a shadow, it won't be high enough to obscure any of you even though it does appear on the ground. Try this with the edge of a building on a sunny day.

-Shadows of rocks come from different angles

Where'd you get that from?

-The "moon" resembles American desert, possibly Area 51

I think the moon resembles the moon.

-Crosshairs on photos overlap the subjects, indicating they were drawn on afterwards

Those crosshairs were imprinted onto the photos when they were taken by special cameras. They were used as reference points to assemble multiple still photos into wide panoramic shots.

-Unrealistic motion in video clips; space module "pops" off from Eagle

It popped off because it was proppeled by a few quick, short-firing rockets. The moon's gravity is very low, so the escape velocity is much less than that of Earth. They didn't need a big Saturn V rocket to ascend from the moon's surface.

And strongest of all...

There would be intense radiation from space after leaving the atmosphere. Astronauts wouldn't survive by the time they reached the moon.

Radiation shielding. How do you think astronauts ever survived in space at all?

Also, the NASA accidents in the past in which spacemen died even before launch day, may be a way of silencing rats.

Now that's completely made up. The only ever pre-launch accident was the Apollo 1 fire, and that was caused by faulty wiring.

The only way to know is when Japan sends its rocket to take close up pics in a few years. But apparently all have forgotten about it...maybe NASA pulled some strings?

Also, consider the fact that we can now bounce lasers off reflectors left on the moon's surface to accurately measure the distance from Earth to the moon.

Here is something: does anyone know anything interesting about Mason's? Masonic temples, and the rituals they practice are quite old, and the exclusivity is even more. My Great grandpa was a mason, and my dad has been asked to join by one of his buddies. Anyone know anything that isnt just BS? You can find shit online, but its hard to determine which sources are credible. So???????

At 6/12/03 11:50 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

At 6/11/03 08:53 AM, misterx2000 wrote: -Shadows of rocks come from different angles

Where'd you get that from?

-The "moon" resembles American desert, possibly Area 51

I think the moon resembles the moon.

-Unrealistic motion in video clips; space module "pops" off from Eagle

It popped off because it was proppeled by a few quick, short-firing rockets. The moon's gravity is very low, so the escape velocity is much less than that of Earth. They didn't need a big Saturn V rocket to ascend from the moon's surface.

He got the different angle shadow rock ideas and all his other ideas from an old program that was shown on tv. I saw that myself a few years ago, it was absolute nonsense.
The Area 51 is once again nonsense, theres a crater in area 51 which is compared with pictures takin by astronauts of craters on the moon. The craters look simular but they are different sizes.
Just to rib it in misterx2000's face, the module pops off since oxygen is needed for fire, even a pre-school kiddie knows theres no oxygen on moon.

I got a new one, Nutella is trying to transform children into cardigan wearing goal-oriented over achievers, i saw it on the commercial, im not sure how the the simple condiment does it, might have something to do with the hazzlenuts, but seriosly, Nutella = evil

oh ya ans super mario is a communist but everybody already knew that

At 6/15/03 01:43 PM, Kenney333 wrote: oh ya ans super mario is a communist but everybody already knew that

Good communist or bad communist?

At 6/15/03 03:20 PM, LostBasement wrote: Good communist or bad communist?

its mario, of course hes a good communist

* Super Mario is trying to get The Children addicted to mushrooms...even though you physically CAN'T get addicted to mushrooms, and if they grew up into something other than a mouthy 15 year old townie wanker, it would be a victory for our society. Ahem.

* People that say video games make people violent are, in fact, serial killers trying to deflect attention from their lust to kill on a vast scale.

* God's not dead, he moved house. Go visit him in his Tuscan villa, it's roomy and has a great bar.

At 6/16/03 06:58 AM, D2KVirus wrote: * Super Mario is trying to get The Children addicted to mushrooms...even though you physically CAN'T get addicted to mushrooms, and if they grew up into something other than a mouthy 15 year old townie wanker, it would be a victory for our society. Ahem.

It would definately be a victory! How come theres so many townies neway? What is the appeal of being a townie! Oh well it don't matter i guess,townies are the next wave of construction workers even though they don't realy have enough intelligence for laying bricks.

At 6/16/03 12:59 PM, LostBasement wrote:
It would definately be a victory! How come theres so many townies neway? What is the appeal of being a townie! Oh well it don't matter i guess,townies are the next wave of construction workers even though they don't realy have enough intelligence for laying bricks.

It's a glitch in our education system, filling you with one mantra: CONFORM OR DIE!!!

By the way, is having Maths as an optional GCSE module, rather than a compulsary one when I took mine, just admitting the current 14-16 year old generation are thick as pigshit? Still, they'll be learning French, German or Spanish from age seven, to cover the fact their vocabulary revolves around "Innit."