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At 6/15/07 03:12 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Stuff

Lol, that was quite the story.

i hate kids under 8 or 7.

I put little kids in my boiler.

At 6/15/07 03:12 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: I got another, again.

Pretty Funny. Although I would never get involved in something like that, i'm the mindin-my-own-buisness type.

At 6/15/07 03:35 AM, JarrodK wrote:

At 6/15/07 03:12 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: I got another, again.

Pretty Funny. Although I would never get involved in something like that, i'm the mindin-my-own-buisness type.

it works until people get into your the little shit across the street will get his one day lol i'll post what i did after i figure something out i already tried minding my own business

At 6/15/07 03:56 AM, crazyboy666 wrote:

:i already tried minding my own business

but that didn't work at all sorry for the double post

This is the reason why i made this topic

At 6/9/07 08:09 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Yeah, sometimes little kids can be complete douchebags and asshats.

So fucking right. I've had my encounters with little kids. Mostly I just tell them with a mean tone: Go away. But what to do when the annoying lil' kid is a relative? There goes the line 'cause I can't say anything to them or my whole family starts hating me.

some of your stories boil my blood, especially when kids back their kids.

I hate little kids I literly cant stand them. if they start screaming I fricken get pissed so much I literly want to kill them but I cant. Saddly......

When I was about 11 or 12 my Mum got us to go to this 4-day country music gig thing. It was lame, but whatever, everyone has different tastes. Being still a 'child' meant I could go on the bouncy castle (they stop letting you on when you get to 14 or 15). There were a few people on it of various ages so I just ignored them, bounced and hung around.

Now, I'm the sort of person that somehow manages to instantly make enemies with those I meet. I don't even have to look at someone but they still come up to me trying to start fights and give me abuse. Normally I just walk away, but in this case, there was about 4 or 5 'older' kids (roughly the same age as me at the time) and one kid who was about 6. The older kids were giving me the usual shit, and were getting the kid to annoy me as well. They knew I couldn't punch the kid so they got him to yank my hair, punch and kick me, and all this other stuff. This was all to the delight of the other wankers.

I kept telling them to just leave me alone but they wouldn't have it. This went on for nearly an hour as I was trying to chill out in peace (I am very patient with assholes). Eventually I thought "fuck this" and jumped off the bouncy castle onto the floor. It wasn't a high jump, about half a metre in the air, but I somehow managed to sprain my ankle as I hit the ground. It hurt like a bitch and I toppled over in pain. The wankers thought it was hilarious, and the kid came charging at me to punch, kick, etc. The kid was wearing a Woody outfit (from Toy Story) by the way.

He starts physically laying into me, so I jumped up, ignoring my sprained ankle, looked him dead in the eye and yelled "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" in the most demonic voice ever. The kid went from pure ecstasy to screaming tears in a matter of seconds. He ran off back to his parents and that was the last I heard about it. As I walked/hobbled away from the area I glared at the older kids, who at this point daren't say anything.

Come to think of it, I got into a lot of fights on that bouncy castle. I made a friend there, and some other kid who thought he was the shit started beating my mate up for no reason. He was on top of him pummeling away, so I grabbed the bully kid, picked him up and launched him into the sky. He hit the ground hard, and fucked off after that.

And this is why I collect bladed weapons.

My brother cries all the time but my dad says as soon as he turns 8 I can hit him when he messes with me,But I will be like 17.

This kid pissed on a towel and threw it at me once.
I killed him

I can't stand little kids either. THEY'LL NEVER SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP WHEN I PUT THE MOTHER FUCKING BUS IN GOD DAMNED REVERSE!!

You have some bad luck man.

I'm ready to bet that some of you have heard lil' brats screaming in movies. It happened when I was watching LotR Return of the King. I was just watching and then I noticed that someone decided to take a little brat to the movies when the brat started screaming. I soooo wanted to go and throw im out from the theatre.

Once I remember at the movie theaters, I was at my seat enjoying the movie. These kids about 8 or 9 were kicking on the chairs across from me and screaming. There parents weren't doing anything. They kept laughing and holding competitions on who could kick the fastest (I heard). I eventually got mad and said "CAN YOU STOP THAT?"

They actually listen and shutted the hell up. Later, one kid was going to do it again and I heard one of them say "Don't do it, he will get mad!"

At 6/9/07 08:09 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Yeah, sometimes little kids can be complete douchebags and asshats.

from 1-10

At 6/9/07 08:14 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote:

At 6/9/07 08:13 PM, Milesaway13 wrote:

You deserve a medal.

A gold super medal that can be used to beat more kids with.

i lol'd at that

At 6/9/07 08:09 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Yeah, sometimes little kids can be complete douchebags and asshats.

Quoted for great justice

lets go all virginia-tech on all of the elementary schools and hopefully that would end our problem.

fuk you politically correct bastards!

At 6/15/07 09:58 PM, kenki wrote: lets go all virginia-tech on all of the elementary schools and hopefully that would end our problem.

fuk you politically correct bastards!

I called Secret Service on you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkhx7mkMXa8

Funniest shit

At 6/10/07 08:57 AM, N-Antichrist wrote: It's not the kids, it's the terrible parents.

Discipline your damn kids.

i know there all the tv said that we should let our kids be free,creative and im thinkin BULL disipline your dam kids! *b slaps an imaganary kid* :)

I can still remember 1 thing about fuckhead-kids, i was in a school(not telling where) coming from eating food, there was kid playing and he fell. there was me and couple of my friends all laughing to that kid... fuck that was so damn fun...

if i see funny videos of little kids, falling down or getting hurt.
i always laugh really hard. i dont know why.

Don't hit kids,

seriously they have guns now!

Ya some are assholes but its not their fault they propabley grow up in a family were stuff like that happens alot.

I wonder where little kids learn these words