another shitfaced little kid story:
So I was walking home from a long and boring day of school, talking to my friend yadadada.....then this little shitfaced 8 year old comes up to my friend and starts talking ganster.
8 year old: Yo holla holla gimme yo money dawwgg
My friend: Uh what?
8 year old: GIMME YOU MONEY MOTHA FUGER!
I just feel on the ground laughing my ass off. Then the little shit face comes up to me and:
kid: SHUT DA FUCK UP N*GGA (wtf, hes white)
Me: Oh i need to shut the fuck up? Kid, you must be a fucking dumbass if you think your a ganster, and you white.
Then that asshole's mom comes from the coner and starts going off at me:
Mom: HOW DARE YOU CURSE AROUND MY SON!
Me: Wow, some great parent you are letting your son think he's a ganster.
Mom: LET ME PRETEND WHO HE WANTS TO BE! IM A GOOD PARENT
Me: If you are, then your kid pretty much plays grand theft auto. He even said the "N" word knowing that hes white. You fucking fail as a parent.
Mom: I WILL CALL THE COPS FOR VERBAL HARRASMENT
then that shit face 8 year old comes up, kicks me in the ball sack, and laughs.
After 5 seconds of pain, i grab the little shit face up in the air and slam his little 8 year old head into a tree. His mother crys in shockment, then takes out a cellphone and calls the police. Me and my friend made a run for it.