Here's a good one for ya, what do you think of little Ricky? Let's go!!!!!!

At 7/31/08 05:47 PM, ViolentChick wrote: Here's a good one for ya, what do you think of little Ricky? Let's go!!!!!!

I think that's fake but nonetheless funny

bump for great awesome.

I hope to be a dad someday, but right now, little kids are fkn evil.

Well it happened about 3 days ago at the strip mall near where I live. The weather was sunny, the fresh smell of moist grass filled the air from the slight rain a few hours ago. You could just feal in the air that today was going to be a great day. Until tha tragic meeting of two souls took place. As I was grabbing a bite to eat, suddenly I met the interesting charecter that would change my life forever.

Him: a/s/l?
Me: m/14/tx/u?
Him: m/7/tx
Him: wut r u doin?
Me: eting cadny
Him: cn i hv cadny plox
Me: no i pad 4 it
Him: MY CADNY
Me: HALP kid stole mi cadny
Him: lul u got ownd
*He takes a large but of they chocolate bar*
Me: u is gna pay 4 tat
Him: mum bedn stol mi cadny
Me: lolwut? dat is mi cadny nd i is not bedn
Mom: nub, ima sue u 4 dat
Me: but i swar it ma cadny
Mom: dats it u askin 4 it
*She violenty pulls my jeans, people begins to stare as a middle aged mom is beggining to rape a 14 year old boy. My package is clearly visable to bystander.
Mom: tak dis nub!
*The mother of the boy applies a strap on to her waist and thrusts violently into my asshole*
Me: no! dat is teh hurtz! i wish i ad nvr cum her
Him: cn i halp mum
Mom: sur sun lul
*The boy shoves his inch long cock into my left nostril, the pain is unbearable*
Me: ouch st0p u cn hav teh cadny!
Him: ok lul
Mom: kthnxbye
*they both run with my chocolate bar.*

I never saw those two again, god help me I ever do. I still have the reocurring dream of the events. Somedays I just wonder how different my life would have been if I never had to go through this scarring event. I might not be such the mess I am now. But I must live in the present, not in the past, that is the whole way I'll be able to make it in this world.

At 7/31/08 06:05 PM, Onizero wrote:

At 7/31/08 05:47 PM, ViolentChick wrote: Here's a good one for ya, what do you think of little Ricky? Let's go!!!!!!

I think that's fake but nonetheless funny

I think the same, though even funnier because I am in the midst of a battle with Comcast over some stupid shit right now, and hating on cable is a daily event in my house.

At 8/1/08 03:31 AM, BlackPlastic wrote: stuff

I'll bet that really happened.

This happened back in the day when i was 16. i was relaxing at the park with my buddys chris and mark and we were just chilling out. so this kid ( about 10 ) comes up to us and says. your all homos. chris in awe droped his jaw. mark promises to kick the little kids ass in a moment or two. i stand up and said. "what did you say" he replied, your all faggots. go as soon as he said that i round housed his head and he droped like a sack of lead. and got up after a second and ran to his mommy, she came over

mom: whhat did you do to my son!
me: kicked him in the head, he kicked chirs and mark in the balls and tried to to the same to me.
>chris and mark noded<
mom: im sorry for the problem, kids can be a handfull
me: no wories

so yeah my ego penis grew :D

i once threw a Brick at an Annoying kids head, he died

me to but when babys start crying its to me the most annoying sound in the entire world.
and there so stupid i cant stand them either.

lol but lttl kids cant stand a hit 1 hit they cry i leave i get in trouble but seriously there fucking assholes!

seriousy?

At 8/3/08 05:56 PM, 9331111 wrote: i once threw a Brick at an Annoying kids head, he died

Nice.

LOL thats ridiculous

I hate it how you're sitting waiting for the doctor or at a bus bustop and some dumb lil kid comes and sits on your lap thinking your their parent. once one pulled my shirt down and tried to suck milk out of my nipple I was in schock and my instant reflex was push her over then i got busted and had to go through shit with his real mother

At 8/3/08 06:34 PM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote:

At 8/3/08 05:56 PM, 9331111 wrote: i once threw a Brick at an Annoying kids head, he died

Nice.

haha rofl lol that's funny not funny but the way you said it made it so funny rofl

I went to a Chinese restaurant the other night. The table next to me was a baby in pram. It wouldn't shut the fuck up.

I wanted to throw soy sauce at it.

At 7/30/08 01:55 PM, molitov250 wrote: have you ever seen one of thoes kid-leashes made fore 2 year olds?I think thoes were one of the best inventions ever!

I know i saw a kid with one of those and i was like FUCK YEAH DEMOCRACEY IS KICKING IN

Because you were never a kid.

theres a kid that make a bump sound in the night.

I personally can't stand other people's kids

I think once i'm a parent i'll be able to tollerate my kids

but when it comes to other people's i'm just like "your not a factor in my life, go away!"

This is why the united states sucks people should be allow to hit kids if they misbehave like every country

Yeah, when I was a kid, if I did something bad, I would get punished. Today, if you do something bad, someone else gets blamed. The US is going soft, why not go back and be tough and stop being a bitch.

Yes they are all assholes!!

xp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcp kI

watch this, perfect video about our topic

This one time I was at my friends sisters house and his little fuctard nephew stole all the money out of my wallet and started running towards the bathroom saying he was going to flush it down the toilet. Luckily he had to run pass me so I stuck out my arm and clothelined his ass and knocked him out cold.

At 7/31/08 05:33 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: We JUST went into a really busy restaurant and this little kid was behind me.

"Look, mom! I can do the sexy jutsu from Narewtoo!" Then he claps his hands together and starts yelling gibberish that he thinks is Japanese.

lol what an idiot making a fool of himself in front of everyone.

Featuring a guy who sort of looks like Owen Wilson!

This thread is full of death.

;:DaRk OuT:;

i hate them to im fine with the really little babys but the little 3 year olds that wont stop fucking screaming