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The parents are the problem. It's those goddam uptight soccer moms that fucking spoil their kids, Then whenever one gets out of hand, they just call a babysitter.
I swear, these are the worst parents ever.

They really need to start hitting their kids again

I'm getting sick of them too. The other day my two cousins and I wanted to chill over our pool, but my aunt had her fucking kids in the pool. The three of us sat there and discussed sick ways to murder the little bastards!

Yea some kids do act like a bunch of assholes, unfortunately.

Funny to see this thread, yesterday me and some pals were hanging out in the park next to the baseball diamond where a family with like six kids were playing. Theese two stupid emo kids that were like ten years old and must of got there moms to buy there clothes at detox, they started shit with the family, one of the older girls starting chasing the kid and she like knocked him out, and kept pushing him to the ground and the emo kid was screaming "I can do whatever the hell I want!" while he ran away from a girl lol.

Just wait until they bite you, then scream HOLY SHIT I HAVE HEPATITUS B!!! I do know some really nice, understanding parents will hell-children...and normally they admit their children are in the wrong

Normally that is

People of Newgrounds, we must band together against the little bastards that kick us in the groin and bite us. DO U AGREE?!!

At 6/10/07 03:26 AM, Infernalz wrote: those little bastards!!!!!! i mena ive heard some fucked up storis of damn little kids, but man, i feel sorry for you! and well, i dont need to tell mine... because they are all the same.

is it just me, or is it that nomatter where you go, theres some damn little kid screaming bloody murder!

i mean the parents will never do anything about it! they should damn it!

and every time that either something like what happened to you, or those damn screaming kids do all that, YOU JUST WANNA BEAT THEM! and we should be able to! HUH!? WHOS WITH ME!?!?

THE NEW LAW OF AMERICA:
Be able to beat ANY little kid that fucks up your day!

ya it might be rude or whatever, but damn it, WE NEED IT!

it would be good but think of it we would be violating there human rights,its damm right ANTI_AMRICAN!!!!!!and when they get older they will toruter use think of that ...

At 6/10/07 10:58 AM, Niyou77 wrote: Okay, lots of annoying kid stories.

So I was at a park, trying to hack my PSP with some 1337 haxor skillz,

Could you teach me how to do so?

Oh....and little asshats like that deserved to be kicked in the teeth

i hate little kids
and i have two little brothers i hit them with stuff a lot

omg at papa ginos i would have cussed out the dad and the manager cuz he doesn't raise his fucking kid
right.
than the fat girl at mg (omg i wen their for my b day )
i wouldnt care i woulda slapped the girls hands off of me and if the dad tryed kicking my ass
i would bitch slap him

Deal with it. My little brother is 4, and he never stops fucking around with everyone. Mabye I'll drop him bye your house, then all those other memories will be like sweet dreams.

At 7/26/08 09:08 PM, Rad34 wrote: People of Newgrounds, we must band together against the little bastards that kick us in the groin and bite us. DO U AGREE?!!

as a 13 year old, lil kids have become a nusence im in

As soon as a child gets within 20 feet of you, you should always always ALWAYS do a barrel roll and the the hell out of the immediate vicinity. Be sure to cover your scent O_O

As someone who works retail (front-end cashier more specifically), little kids can make or break a day. Nothing like the mother of four who let her kids tear open a bag of Oreos, forgot about it being open, and dumped it all over the belt while you're trying to keep them from stealing the damn candy.

I sympathize with how much effort it must take to raise such "active" children, but please, parents, begin teaching them how to behave in public before surrounding them with packaged food.

They can really break the monotony of a day, though, if they're just being cute with "mommy" or "daddy." It's just that those kids only seem to come along once a week while the other are multiple times a day.

At 7/8/07 09:28 PM, peepee45 wrote: big amount of bullshit

dude... you are the most retarded person alive if you think anyone actually bought that story.

At 6/28/08 07:04 AM, Rayde101 wrote: I hate how kids like completly avoid you.... This one time a kid ran up to me, kicked me in the ass and ran back chuckling to his freinds, I tehn turn around and get kick him in the nuts, hard becuase I thought it was gonna be someone my age.... So he starts crying and I'm like Oh shit and I hop the fence and run.

Epic.

You will ALWAYS sit next to a little bitch of a baby that whines about EVERYTHING and the stupid fucking parents don't give a shit.

ALWAYS.

Restaurants, Airports, any assembly meetings.

At 6/9/07 08:28 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: pfft, they've done nothing to you.

One time, a five year old boy came into my house. He pissed on my dog and killed my whole family.

He was black, too.

Might you be George Bush?

That guy said on the front page
I deleted the top bit of the quote

Then earlier tonight, I was trying to watch Doctor Who, and he was singing along to some song my brother had put on for him through head phones, I shouted for him to shut up, but he ignored me, so I went into the other room, took the headphones off him, turned the speakers off, the punched him so he went and took another shit to try and balance it out. I must have sent him back and forward

He might not of heard you due to the fact that he has headphones
and how did this thread get so popular?

I read through every page in about 2 hours. Do I win the internets?

There's this Urban Legend where a kid went to play in a coffin and was eventually cremated alive as a result.

yeah I hate little kids...=(

Scalene will continue story now, yes?

Go play skee ball at chuck-e-cheeses and see how long it takes for a retarded little indian kid to come and try to play with the spare balls you haven't used yet >.<

ok this happened to me ages ago when i was about ten there was this basket ball court which me and my freinds went to every day when some other ten year olds stole are ball and used it as it was my ball i got it myself i got angry like adrenelin started surgin i spirinted as fast as i could tripped one of them up and and went up to the one with the ball and strangled him untill he dropped the ball the final 2 left practiclly shit them selves and ran i got my ball and i never saw those bastards again

At 7/8/07 09:47 PM, peepee45 wrote: but that girl with the condums in her drawer sure as hell got punished!

Punishing their child for using protection.

DATS SUM MODEL PARENTING RIGHT THAR

I just read all of this thread. Awesome stories, every one of you.

Don't let this thread die guys.

One day I was just sitting down and watching tv, then I hear a knock on the door, I go to answer it but no one is there. This happens 2 times before I go up strares and look out the window above my fron door. There were 5 or 6 little kids playing a prank on me. So I sat there for a few minutes and watched them act like little idiots that they are, then I yell out asking if they are finished groping my door, they looked up at the window then ran off. I when back down stares to watch tv again. About an hour later I started to hear thumps on the out side wall, so I go to look out a window and i see them throwing eggs EGGS AT MY HOUSE. I go up to the up stairs window in an attempt to not get hit and I assked them to stop Throwing eggs.

Then they started to smash eggs on them selfs, after they finished they started to cry to get every ones attention. They said I WAS THE ONE THROWING EGGS AT THEM! So now I had angry parrents at my door yelling at me. After standing ther for a few minutes to make them think I was listening I quickly closed the door in thweir face, go a bucket of water and threw the water all over the kids from the up stairs window. Then I said "There you're all clean! >:D" All the parrents game me the evil eye and walked off.

this is off subject but. MY FUCKING EYE WONT STOP TWITCHING D:

At 7/8/07 09:28 PM, peepee45 wrote:

:Long ass bullshit that nobody on the internet is retarded enough to believe.

That story made my iq hurt. you must be 4 years old.

my mom tells me this story of when i was like 3 and she spanked me and i just laughed in her face,
then she grabs a wooden spoon and spanks me with that, boy did i learn my lesson... i still cant belive i did that, and to this day i fear wooden spoons (at least when my mom is holding one)