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About a year ago (when I was 12) I was at a swimming pool hanging out with my girlfriend. There happens to be a little 5 year old girl that my girlfriend knew who followed us everywhere. Suddenly, she start smacking me in the head. After the second time she did it, I turned around and grabbed her wrists and shoved her away. When she cam above water, I said "I'm not afraid to pummel a little girl". She starts cussing and screaming (and I swear, she knew cuss words I'd never heard before!) and then runs to her mom of who I watched her expression of the story the girl told her. She started cracking up and said "thanks, she needed it" to me. Haha, funniest time ever.
At 6/11/07 07:41 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote:
some name. The T.V. falls out of the socket it was in on the Entertainment System on falls on him, crushing his legs. His parents coming running out 'cause of his screams.
Broke both his legs, and said I threw the T.V. on him. I'm not allowed in that house anymore.
that was really funny that fag gets what he diserves
come back! and i will bite your knees off!
At 6/14/07 12:31 AM, TheCleverOne wrote: Shit, you guys havve nothing on this story, listen and lol.
just nailed them, they couldent even get up because they were tripping on themselves, but we just kept going.
At 6/28/08 11:50 PM, toungeofshoe wrote: I play GTA:SA and could've played it when I was three, I'd still know better than to copy the main character.
When did it come out? 2004? 2005? According to you your age is 6/7 unless I got the launch year wrong.
2. My next story happens to take place at a restraunt as well. A Macaroni Grill. I was there for Mother's day. After I had ordered, a little chubby girl, about 5, ran up behind me and squeezed my next from behind the booth and started to squeeze my neck as hard as she could. "YOU'RE MY BOYYYYYFRIEND!" she squeeled. In reaction to my lack of precious oxygen, I pushed her away. She started to cry even louder than the boy at Papa Gino's. Now, everyone in the restraunt is staring at me with that. "You son of a fucking asshole." look. She ruined my poor mother's evening
thast preety cute tho
This is when I either:
1) Stand up, explain what happened, and make the kid embarresed or confused and the parents feel like they want to kill themselves. (Sometimes Vice-versa)
2) If I'm not too much older than them, or no one can see me, teach that little fucker a lesson.
Interpret that last part however you want.
No! YOU shut up!
look i dont get angry at 2 or 3 year olds but if there 5-9 years old then i get angry.
ok me and my mate where goinging bowling i rode there on my skate bored and had a good time then on the way back this little maggot hit with a peace of bamboo me and my mate he hit me in the stomach and my mate in the head then ran off he was only 8-10ish little bastard.
i am nobody and nobodys perfect there for i am perfect
The parents are the problem. It's those goddam uptight soccer moms that fucking spoil their kids, Then whenever one gets out of hand, they just call a babysitter.
I swear, these are the worst parents ever.
They really need to start hitting their kids again
I'm getting sick of them too. The other day my two cousins and I wanted to chill over our pool, but my aunt had her fucking kids in the pool. The three of us sat there and discussed sick ways to murder the little bastards!
Funny to see this thread, yesterday me and some pals were hanging out in the park next to the baseball diamond where a family with like six kids were playing. Theese two stupid emo kids that were like ten years old and must of got there moms to buy there clothes at detox, they started shit with the family, one of the older girls starting chasing the kid and she like knocked him out, and kept pushing him to the ground and the emo kid was screaming "I can do whatever the hell I want!" while he ran away from a girl lol.
Just wait until they bite you, then scream HOLY SHIT I HAVE HEPATITUS B!!! I do know some really nice, understanding parents will hell-children...and normally they admit their children are in the wrong
Normally that is
At 6/10/07 03:26 AM, Infernalz wrote: those little bastards!!!!!! i mena ive heard some fucked up storis of damn little kids, but man, i feel sorry for you! and well, i dont need to tell mine... because they are all the same.
is it just me, or is it that nomatter where you go, theres some damn little kid screaming bloody murder!
i mean the parents will never do anything about it! they should damn it!
and every time that either something like what happened to you, or those damn screaming kids do all that, YOU JUST WANNA BEAT THEM! and we should be able to! HUH!? WHOS WITH ME!?!?
THE NEW LAW OF AMERICA:
Be able to beat ANY little kid that fucks up your day!
ya it might be rude or whatever, but damn it, WE NEED IT!
it would be good but think of it we would be violating there human rights,its damm right ANTI_AMRICAN!!!!!!and when they get older they will toruter use think of that ...
At 6/10/07 10:58 AM, Niyou77 wrote: Okay, lots of annoying kid stories.
So I was at a park, trying to hack my PSP with some 1337 haxor skillz,
Could you teach me how to do so?
Oh....and little asshats like that deserved to be kicked in the teeth
omg at papa ginos i would have cussed out the dad and the manager cuz he doesn't raise his fucking kid
than the fat girl at mg (omg i wen their for my b day )
i wouldnt care i woulda slapped the girls hands off of me and if the dad tryed kicking my ass
i would bitch slap him
At 7/26/08 09:08 PM, Rad34 wrote: People of Newgrounds, we must band together against the little bastards that kick us in the groin and bite us. DO U AGREE?!!
as a 13 year old, lil kids have become a nusence im in
As soon as a child gets within 20 feet of you, you should always always ALWAYS do a barrel roll and the the hell out of the immediate vicinity. Be sure to cover your scent O_O
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As someone who works retail (front-end cashier more specifically), little kids can make or break a day. Nothing like the mother of four who let her kids tear open a bag of Oreos, forgot about it being open, and dumped it all over the belt while you're trying to keep them from stealing the damn candy.
I sympathize with how much effort it must take to raise such "active" children, but please, parents, begin teaching them how to behave in public before surrounding them with packaged food.
They can really break the monotony of a day, though, if they're just being cute with "mommy" or "daddy." It's just that those kids only seem to come along once a week while the other are multiple times a day.
At 7/8/07 09:28 PM, peepee45 wrote: big amount of bullshit
dude... you are the most retarded person alive if you think anyone actually bought that story.
At 6/28/08 07:04 AM, Rayde101 wrote: I hate how kids like completly avoid you.... This one time a kid ran up to me, kicked me in the ass and ran back chuckling to his freinds, I tehn turn around and get kick him in the nuts, hard becuase I thought it was gonna be someone my age.... So he starts crying and I'm like Oh shit and I hop the fence and run.
At 6/9/07 08:28 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: pfft, they've done nothing to you.
One time, a five year old boy came into my house. He pissed on my dog and killed my whole family.
He was black, too.
Games: TF2, Killzone 2, CoD: MW2 and LBP.
I just shat myself.
That guy said on the front page
I deleted the top bit of the quote
Then earlier tonight, I was trying to watch Doctor Who, and he was singing along to some song my brother had put on for him through head phones, I shouted for him to shut up, but he ignored me, so I went into the other room, took the headphones off him, turned the speakers off, the punched him so he went and took another shit to try and balance it out. I must have sent him back and forward
He might not of heard you due to the fact that he has headphones
and how did this thread get so popular?
I read through every page in about 2 hours. Do I win the internets?
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