My dad found it.

[XY-XX]

The Ipod I stole from him. I loaded it with porno and turned it off while browsing some, I put it in my backpack at like 8:00 PM 2 days ago and in the morning it was gone. Now I think my dad knows I stole it and knows I look at porno, but is not saying a word. Today I tried going through all his drawers and found nothing but his teenage belongings (zippos, air soft etc.) I don't know what to do, anybody got any advice?

[I-Hate-Spam777]

That's what you get for viewing porn. So get over it.

[XY-XX]

At 6/8/07 10:56 PM, I-Hate-Spam777 wrote: That's what you get for viewing porn. So get over it.

I don't think my dad knows his 13 year old jacks off to porno every night.

[zero5225]

tell the truth

[BlinkVold121]

At 6/8/07 10:54 PM, XY-XX wrote: anybody got any advice?

Dont ask for advice on NG, you wont get any...

Tell him that he looks at porn too, then watch porn together

[KicktheCAN]

Your dad found your PornPod?

Pr0nPod?

[I-Hate-Spam777]

At 6/8/07 10:54 PM, XY-XX wrote: anybody got any advice?

I just noticed something, everytime I see a topic asking for advice on the NG BBS. the person asking for advice rarely if ever gets advice.

[XY-XX]

At 6/8/07 10:58 PM, KicktheCAN wrote: Your dad found your PornPod?

Pr0nPod?

Technically its his, I stole it from him.

[ripoffhitman]

Well it is your fault for watching porno at a young age, I mean 13, what do you need porno for anyway. You are not even going to have sex until you are atleast like 16. People watch porn because they can't get any, not because they are too young to get any. Just tell your dad.

[Electric-Bla]

Why would you keep porn on a portable device? Especially an iPod with no security whatsover? All my 'stuff' is deep within my C drive in hidden folders. Fool.

[ADHD1134]

he most likely knew you jacked off before. confront him. and try asking for it back.

[Deleted]

He's probably not saying anything because he did it too when he was your age.

but seriously lol at some of the advice

[NaughtyOttsel55]

At 6/8/07 11:00 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Why would you keep porn on a portable device? Especially an iPod with no security whatsover? All my 'stuff' is deep within my C drive in hidden folders. Fool.

He wants to share it with his friends.

[XY-XX]

At 6/8/07 11:00 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Why would you keep porn on a portable device? Especially an iPod with no security whatsover? All my 'stuff' is deep within my C drive in hidden folders. Fool.

So I can pleasure my self...Portably.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Don't speak of it ever again unless you're 40, married, and really loaded on Thanksgivings.

[BlinkVold121]

At 6/8/07 11:04 PM, XY-XX wrote:
So I can pleasure my self...Portably.

Where else would you possibly wank to porn, the bus station?

[HardcoreEmoGothRebel]

What the hell were you thinking? I can't imagine for a second any sort of situation where stealing something from your father for the intention of using it to watch porn could be excusable or understandable to any extent. Are you really that desperate?

At 6/8/07 11:00 PM, ripoffhitman wrote: You are not even going to have sex until you are atleast like 16. People watch porn because they can't get any, not because they are too young to get any.

That's the stupidest load of horse shit I've ever heard. People watch porn because they're horny. No one is really going to wait until they're the legal age to have sex before watching any more sort of porn if they've access to it and have done it before. Try thinking before expressing your thoughts.

[Smokinggun64]

At 6/8/07 10:57 PM, XY-XX wrote:
I don't think my dad knows his 13 year old jacks off to porno every night.

Of course he knows. He was 13 once too you know. I am allmost certin my dad knows I wack off but we never talk about it.

[Dalario]

At 6/8/07 10:57 PM, XY-XX wrote:

At 6/8/07 10:56 PM, I-Hate-Spam777 wrote: That's what you get for viewing porn. So get over it.

I don't think my dad knows his 13 year old jacks off to porno every night.

Yes he does, and understand it.

No, yes, no.

[Lagatag]

Kill yourself to avoid the shame

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 6/8/07 10:54 PM, XY-XX wrote: anybody got any advice?

Yeah, use the computer you ass. Your father needs that space for his music.

[XY-XX]

At 6/8/07 11:22 PM, Lagatag wrote: Kill yourself to avoid the shame

I wish I had the guts.

[XY-XX]

At 6/8/07 11:36 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 6/8/07 11:35 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 6/8/07 10:54 PM, XY-XX wrote: anybody got any advice?

Yeah, use the computer you ass. Your father needs that space for his music.

And his porn.

I only have 347 pics anyways and like 603 songs.

[NinjaLlama15]

:There's a lesson to be learned here...

[Falonefal]

Jack him off.

[nohomo]

At 6/8/07 10:58 PM, KicktheCAN wrote: Your dad found your PornPod?

Pr0nPod?

The Iporn?

[NightmareReaper]

Epic Fail You Lose
Just run away

[Sindread]

At 6/8/07 10:59 PM, I-Hate-Spam777 wrote: I just noticed something, everytime I see a topic asking for advice on the NG BBS. the person asking for advice rarely if ever gets advice.

I Thought the same!

[Rude-Awakening]

Why do people do this? Watching porn on fucking hand-held devices makes no sense, for numerous reason. Firstly, you can't actually jack off to it because of course in the process of masturbation your left arm (presumably) wont be able to keep still while you briskly bash away at your man piece. That means the core, the only reason to watch porn is now gone. I've seen people watch porn of their phones, with their friends, this is quite frankly the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen, because quite frankly, I don't want to see some horny 15 year old with a desperately thin moustache getting all hot and bothered next to me.

AAAAAAAAANDDD another thing, if your too lazy to put a DVD in a computer or go on the internet, then you don't deserve to watch porn. Also, I think it's a given that someone like you would watch porn, I mean, your Dad was your age once too, so it wont be all too surprising.

[AngryCat]

At 6/8/07 10:54 PM, XY-XX wrote: don't know what to do, anybody got any advice?

Uhh. Don't steal people's iPods, you fucking idiot?