This old lady tried to feel my cock

[Complete]

So I was being all cool by the corner store, laughing with my friends for a hour or two. Time passed and more of them had to leave until I was the last one. A old lady in a wheelchair asked me to push her home, it was only a street down. Her wheelchair handles broke off and she needed someone to help.

Poor lady, everyone walked passed her. So I gladly grab her wheelchair and pushed her. She turned as far as she can on the wheelchair and reached her wrinkly old hand and grabbed my cock. The thing is, I was getting a boner.

I couldn't let the public see this. So I grabbed the wheelchair, pushed it down a hill and she was going about 40mph until she fell out with the wheelchair still moving. A drunk driver was speeding down the street and it ran over her and her brains splattered all over the road along with many other organs.

Then I realized it was my grandma.

[KicktheCAN]

Make love to her splattered remains.

[Electric-Bla]

At 6/8/07 10:51 PM, Complete wrote: ...along with many other organs.

Haggis anyone?

[Kuro]

At 6/8/07 10:51 PM, Complete wrote: Then I realized it was my grandma.

Shame!

[TheBasics]

Good story lol

[Complete]

At 6/8/07 10:52 PM, Kuro wrote:

At 6/8/07 10:51 PM, Complete wrote: Then I realized it was my grandma.

Shame!

Not really, it was kind of exciting knowing MY grandma tried to feel me.

[Monkey-Boy]

Hawt

Also,

1000th post! w00t! :D

[MidnyteRayne]

That story sucked and you should feel bad.

[KicktheCAN]

At 6/8/07 10:53 PM, Complete wrote:

At 6/8/07 10:52 PM, Kuro wrote:

At 6/8/07 10:51 PM, Complete wrote: Then I realized it was my grandma.

Shame!

Not really, it was kind of exciting knowing MY grandma tried to feel me.

Why, is she a GMILF?

[BlinkVold121]

How in the hell did you manage to come up with this?

I give it a 10/5 anyways

[I-Hate-Spam777]

You made that all up didn't you?

[Jasmine]

that's hawt. i wish my grandma did that to my cock.

[The-Omnipresence]

Maybe you should clone her and make a group of sex slaves and sell em.

Or use em, whatever you feel like doing.

[Sir-Nuts]

Cool story but I wonder why would your grandma grab your cock?

[KicktheCAN]

At 6/8/07 10:55 PM, I-Hate-Spam777 wrote: You made that all up didn't you?

No, the BBS is very serious business. Why would you think anybody would joke around on here?

[Winned]

I hate it when my grandma grabs my boner and I accidentally kill her afterward. Happens all the time..

[Zen444]

HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL, that's me sucking your dick for being so awesome.

[ADHD1134]

At 6/8/07 10:56 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Cool story but I wonder why would your grandma grab your cock?

Better question: why not?

good story by the way.

[I-Hate-Spam777]

At 6/8/07 10:56 PM, KicktheCAN wrote:

At 6/8/07 10:55 PM, I-Hate-Spam777 wrote: You made that all up didn't you?

No, the BBS is very serious business. Why would you think anybody would joke around on here?

Because the BBS makes me laugh sometimes.

[JWaldGar]

At 6/8/07 10:51 PM, Complete wrote: it ran over her and her brains splattered all over the road along with many other organs.

Thats what they use in NYC hotdogs

[4554551N]

No fresh prince of bel air joke ?

[LeopoldKain]

You did the right hting son.
If someone in your family touches you like that puch them down a hill.

[Grammar-Nazi]

Is this funny?

[LeopoldKain]

At 6/9/07 03:50 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Is this funny?

It made me laugh a little

[xxLOGIKxx]

You should of let her fuck you.

[Sawke]

how bored are you exactly?

[SirLebowski]

At 6/8/07 10:51 PM, Complete wrote: Then I realized it was my grandma.

No more homemade chocolate chip cookies for you.

Homemade chocolate chip cookies is slang for incestual GILF.

[Skybolt-DX]

At 6/9/07 04:43 AM, Sawke wrote: how bored are you exactly?

Says the chick posting on NG at 4:43

dear god why can't i sleep

[Elesaurus]

Pretty entertaining.

[Impornant]

Damnit your payin for my medical bills sonny!