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At 6/9/07 01:16 AM, Canas wrote:

Perhaps I wouldn't feel so insulted had your accusations of Tal actually been true.

Well he's done it before. That I am certain of (I was informed). He has also proven himself to stalk me a bit. He's quite obsessed with me apparently. Just take a gander at his post history. Both Tal-con and Grammer.

As a very opinionated person, I never doubted my own ideals. But only a short while ago I came to the conclusion that no matter how right I may think I am, it doesn't make what I believe true. Realizing your own mistakes and acknowledging them is one of the most difficult things to do for someone like myself, and I imagine you're far off experiencing something as humbling as that.

Haha if I actually made a mistake I would admit it. I don't think you know me well enough to determine how honest I am with my shortcomings. I've made a thread parading how my girlfriend cheated on me, about how my ferret died causing me to have an emotional breakdown. I made a thread about my new cat... It's not all politics and "listen to my wisdom" etc..

Anyway, theres a difference between just political views, and actual facts. I tend to base my entire argument on statistics, studies, etc.. and you can't refute a lot of the facts I provide. So it's not a matter of me possibly being wrong due to being a fallible human with biases and opnions. It was fact vs. a myth. My own views should have had nothing to do with it.

If someone really questioned the validity and wanted to get to the bottom of it, they should have provided alternate sources or information instead of trying to make my points invalid by attacking me personally, making their views seem correct by default.

Unlike Dr. Phil, my analysis is usually based off more than generalized psychology books and five minute judgments. As tame as you may have been in creating this topic, I really don't believe you thought that a flame war wouldn't soon follow.

Well you're wrong then. I didn't think the topic of beer would cause someone to bring up healthcare and war.

You left one minor detail out Mr. fag face topic starter Cellardoor6. Americans can't drink for shit! Come down to Australia and prepare to OD as you try and compete.

At 6/9/07 01:30 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: about how my ferret died causing me to have an emotional breakdown.

hahahhahhahhahaa

when jesus returns to earth, becuase i kno you kno.. he can figure out which beer is better. until then i dont care much about alcohol

At 6/8/07 11:14 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote: Beer is beer, it all tastes the fucking same....gross.

>:O

But you're right, it's an aquired taste. Also vodka is yummies, so we're square.
Recently Budweiser was introduced into my environment... and it is quite a different taste than what I'm used to. My beer blog for the moment is complete.

Moving on to the more exciting realm of Canas versus Cellardoor...

I read what you both said to each other. I didn't read it to the point of analyzing. From my professional* position in the field of pyschology, I would say that cellar does have some sort of superiority complex. But then again so do I. So do a lot of people here, and it's not hard to develop an e-superioty complex on NG. All you have to do is be mildly intelligent and intuitive. And like, 18+. That being said, it's no strike against him, and we can't even prove whether or not it's strictly e-.

All those who posted insults that were of personal nature are guiltly of the Fundamental Attribution Error. It happens like 72.3 times a minute on these boards. Basically, it's assuming that Person A did X because of a charateristic of Person A and NOT because of Situation B. But it doesn't really matter because people tend not to be that self reflective. Also I'm just writing what I'm thinking. Stream of consciousness sort of thing.

* not an actual professional. Actually a student between the 2nd and 3rd year of a pysch major who will probably find out that half of what he knows about pysch has been changed upon starting 3rd year.

YAY FOR THE USA!

cellardoor6 next time read tro all your info not just the first 5 lines i read thro all your so called "info" that proves usa beer is stronger Well it doesnt, and now you say we only think are beer is stronger because your strong beer is called Malt Liquor and you say we just call are strong beer well beer now this is true but in "your info" it says Liquor is stronger then your Malt Liquor

Anyways if your going to post info make sure it doesnt come back to bite you in the ass

At 6/9/07 01:54 AM, Zerok wrote: All those who posted insults that were of personal nature are guiltly of the Fundamental Attribution Error. It happens like 72.3 times a minute on these boards. Basically, it's assuming that Person A did X because of a charateristic of Person A and NOT because of Situation B. But it doesn't really matter because people tend not to be that self reflective. Also I'm just writing what I'm thinking. Stream of consciousness sort of thing.

If you start practicing psychology, I may look you up. God knows I'll need therepy if my plans of staying here for the long haul come to fruition.

You really shouldn't piss a country off that's just south of you and has a few hundred millions citizens that can legally own guns. >:(

We aren't very rational and our beer is just as alchoholic as yours.

Beware

Who cares, I'm gonna get hammered timed!

I declare every time you glance at this thread you must ingest at least one beer.

At 6/9/07 01:59 AM, Shawn wrote: Anyways if your going to post info make sure it doesnt come back to bite you in the ass

And if you're going to post a counterargument, make sure one can tell what the fuck you're saying, because all I got out of that a bunch of roundabout "blah-blah" about malt and liquor and there was no page reference or anything.

Curious to see what you may have been on about, I peeked at the first link he provided. It's just an informal bloggish type thing written by some dude. It's not cold hard facts. It's kind of a story. The writer pokes fun at both countries and their stance on beer. It's not relevant to the alc % calcuations.

Granted, the article didn't bash Canadian opinions like cellar sort of implies, but it wouldn't matter if it did because the link is just as good as if it were a post by another user. An official poll? A documented contest? A scientific experiment? Sure. But it wasn't, so there was no biting-back-in-the-ass involved.

At 6/9/07 01:59 AM, 36Holla wrote: If you start practicing psychology, I may look you up. God knows I'll need therepy if my plans of staying here for the long haul come to fruition.

Hmmm but I think I'm going to focus on research in a social field rather than clinical therapy.

BUT WHO KNOWS?

Jokes:

"What does American beer and sex in a canoe have in common?"

"They are both pretty fucking close to water."

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"What does urine and American beer have in common?"

"They both taste the same going in and coming out "

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I`m going to try and avoid the on-going flame wars and stick to the point...

beer.

I love beer, the only bad part about it is the high calorie count it has. Either way, I like the taste, the effect it has on me, and the effect it has on others.

I don`t care what countrie it is from, I just want it to be good, cold, and injected in my veins :D

Uh-huh.

The fact remains, though:

"On the Eighth Day, God created Canadian beer,

to stop the Canadians from taking over the world." (Genesis, 6,7)

Just remember that.

At 6/9/07 02:21 AM, Zerok wrote: Curious to see what you may have been on about, I peeked at the first link he provided. It's just an informal bloggish type thing written by some dude. It's not cold hard facts. It's kind of a story. The writer pokes fun at both countries and their stance on beer. It's not relevant to the alc % calcuations.

Would you believe this from worldofbeer.com?

If not, let's consult the drug library. "Canadian beer usually contains 5% alcohol by volume"

Now, if you use this this converter, you'll see that 5% by volume is only equivalent to about 3.5% alcohol by weight, so only 3.5% alcohol by American standards.

I can't find anything that says what the typical alcohol % of American beer is. But I found this list of 200 Popular American beers that includes their alcohol content. The average is about 4.5% (take a look). Now since these are American beers they are measuring it in % by weight, not % volume.

So if we take another trip to the converter, we can convert 4.5% by weight and find that it is equivalent to 5.7% by volume.

This means that American beer has more alcohol content than Canadian beer when the alcohol contents are converted to the same unit of measurement. This isn't conclusive, but I don't understand how you can still cast doubt on it.

Granted, the article didn't bash Canadian opinions like cellar sort of implies

I didn't imply that it bashed Canadian opinions in and of itself, it actually referred to Americans as "yanks" about 20 times.

hey canas hows about you shut your fucking mouth? youre just looking for an excuse to assert your dominance over cellardoor just because you disagree with what he's saying. i like how each and everytime a topic is made with the purpose of instigating americans, no moderator dare does a THING against it. take for example this thread: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=70 5400

it was stated that it was made to instigate DELIBERATELY by the topic starter, and only after i pestered jade did she show sense enough to lock it. i tried to get maus too, but EACH time i brought up the issue she simply avoided the question. you moderators are horribly biased, don't even deny it. lmao watch canas try to justify the their horribly biased moderating desperately even though he knows the truth.

fuck shit FUCK

At 6/9/07 03:13 AM, heyguysimbackk wrote: Tal-con (Grammer's) alt

I'm putting $2 bucks on it this time.

At 6/8/07 09:57 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: Different strokes for different folks.

I always thought it was "Different strokes for different blokes"

At 6/8/07 10:19 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 6/8/07 10:16 PM, Zerok wrote: If I have to put up with questions about igloos then you have to put up with beer myths.

You live in Nova Scotia. Who the hell lives in Nova Scotia? Isn't that like the edge of the world? Don't you live in igloos or something?

I live in Nova Scotia.
When we come ashore from cod fishin'
We sleep under our overturned doree's at night. (a doree is a long flatbottomed wooden rowboat, pointed at both ends, that way we don't have to turn it around to go in the other direction)
We don't have snow here all year round (only 10 months or so) so you have to sleep under your doree in the summer.
There is only 1 major beer brewer left in Canada that is 100% Canadian.
All the rest are now owned by Coor's & breweries in Europe and elsewhere.
So when you hoist a Labatts Blue<InBev>, or a Molsen Canadian<Coor's>, it is still made here but the company is controlled from the U.S. & Belgium
Only Moosehead breweries,in New Brunswick is still Canadian.
That's why I drink 'Moosehead Premium Dry'.
and Blue
& Keith's
& Molsen
& Wildcat
& Guiness
Actually if its a cold beer, I will drink it.
I can't help myself.

At 6/9/07 03:17 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I'm putting $2 bucks on it this time.

If we weren't on the internet, you'd be two bucks richer.

At 6/9/07 04:29 AM, ismellarat wrote:

At 6/8/07 09:57 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: Different strokes for different folks.

I always thought it was "Different strokes for different blokes"

People don't use that term anywhere except for Australia and parts of the UK. If you referred to a guy here as a "bloke" they probably wouldn't know wtf you were talking about. They might consider it an insult.

At 6/9/07 11:03 AM, Tal-con wrote: Ok, so basically I can't post in any of your threads because then I'm "stalking" you, and I can't argue any of your points because then I'm "sticking my nose" in your threads.

No, I'm sick of you stalking me and revolving your entire participation in any thread around me personally while entirely ignoring the topic. Pretty simple. If you actually replied to the issue instead of dedicating all your posts to me I wouldn't care if you post in my thread or not.

But your alt behavior was incredibly stupid. I know "heyguysimbackk" was you. You prove that you have no desire to behave normally, you have to stalk me, and go to great lengths to make numerous alts to stir shit up. So knock it off and talk about the issue for once, please.

At 6/9/07 11:35 AM, Canas wrote:

At 6/9/07 03:17 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I'm putting $2 bucks on it this time.

If we weren't on the internet, you'd be two bucks richer.

Yes! I knew it. Two e-dollars of acknowledgment is fine by me.

Meh, Russian vodka is the best though.

At 6/10/07 01:24 AM, The-Wrathchild wrote: Meh, Russian vodka is the best though.

Dude, you can't even put vodka in the same category of beer in anyway. They are two entirely separate drinks, made entirely differently, that are drank in an entirely different way.

Plus, most Russian vodka is utter shit. You should read about how it is produced, and what they do to cut costs, like mixing it with run-off and so forth. The only good stuff is hundreds of dollars for a fifth gallon. And other less expensive good stuff is usually not Russia at all.

At 6/9/07 03:17 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 6/9/07 03:13 AM, heyguysimbackk wrote: Tal-con (Grammer's) alt

I'm putting $2 bucks on it this time.

That's it cellar, you've taken it too far. I'm going to fucking KILL YOU

At 6/10/07 11:15 PM, Tal-con wrote:

At 6/9/07 03:17 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 6/9/07 03:13 AM, heyguysimbackk wrote: Tal-con (Grammer's) alt

I'm putting $2 bucks on it this time.

I already told you all of my alts. I only have 2. Grammer as main account, this alt, and another one named Mr.YamYams. That's it.

Actually you do use alts all the time, but you're also a psychotic, pathological liar.

Let's recap:

At 6/9/07 03:17 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 6/9/07 03:13 AM, heyguysimbackk wrote: Tal-con (Grammer's) alt

I'm putting $2 bucks on it this time.

I suggested that it was your alt. I was right:

At 6/9/07 11:35 AM, Canas wrote:

At 6/9/07 03:17 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I'm putting $2 bucks on it this time.

If we weren't on the internet, you'd be two bucks richer.

You get that? You stalking, lying, pathetic dipshit? A mod acknowledged the fact that it was your alt.

Now gtfo, you're a loser.

Whatever floats your boat.

If you can actually taste the difference between two beers in the same price range from two differnet countires, it probably means you drink too much beer.

At 6/10/07 11:53 PM, tal-con2 wrote:

At 6/10/07 11:22 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Now gtfo, you're a loser.

I'm the loser? Who's the one who's arabic?

Arabic... language

Arab... ethnicity.

Kthxbai

Here goes cellardoor on another stupid rant about how America is superior.

ou like your country, we get it. We like our countries, and all you ever prove is what an ignorant douche bag you really are.

Now, I am not a beer fan, the taste to me is... well, to bitter. I am into rum, rye, gin, vodka myself. But when I do have beer it is always imported, whether it be english (guiness is my favorite), but German beer dominates all. (in my opinion).

So, America beer won more awards, I can't argue with that. But all I can say is that the way you posted it was very childish. "LOL AMERICA BEER IS BETTER HAHA CANADA SUCKS". You have no reason to constantly pick on Canada the way you do. For that matter, I have seen you bring down Australia, new Zealand, England and many others on a constant basis. i get it, you like your country, and I respect that. But The way you boast about it makes you look like a douche.

Yet, you were somewhat angered by the way we tote our beer, yet you do the same thing with your country.