A hummingbird sat on my finger--

[fli]

So in the early afternoon, I was watering plants.
And I heard the "squek" sound-- which I associate with hummingbirds. And all of the sudden I see the little thing, and it goes to the water. I'm perfectly still, just enjoying its presence.

And it tried to drink water from the house, but instead the water knocks it to the ground. I laugh and it flies off away.

So I'm still watering the garden, and when I put the hose away-- I see it again. It's on the clothes line, and it's fucking adorable. I spent about 10 minutes in the sun just watching it as it groomed its feather and even sneezed.

And then it starts to fly, but it comes over to me!
And I lifted my hand with the index finger for it... and then it flies away. I thought at first I scared it, but no. It comes back a few seconds later and it actually sat on my finger!

And it was there for minute, and I was so fucking awed by this moment. I mean, it's not like you can catch hummingbirds. And it's a beautiful thing... colored like a finch (not blue like the ones I've seen in commericals) and it loves to groom its feathers.

I took pictures of hummingbirds upclose years ago... of a mother feeding its baby on the clothes line. But I never coaxed one to come to me. I'm gonna find it on my old PC...

[Zen444]

At 6/8/07 06:37 PM, fli wrote: A hummingbird sat on my finger--

Is that what the homosexuals call it now?

[MadCow]

At 6/8/07 06:39 PM, CHRlST wrote: You should've punched it.

That would've been brutal.

Hell yeah, mother fuckerrrrrrr

[Nimhster]

At 6/8/07 06:39 PM, CHRlST wrote: You should've punched it.

That would've been brutal.

You probably had a bad experience with one.

Anyways, your lucky.

[Tsuchinoko]

You just of caught it.

[fli]

At 6/8/07 06:40 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:37 PM, fli wrote: A hummingbird sat on my finger--

Is that what the homosexuals call it now?

Zen...
Even that made my eyes pop out...

OMG.
I'm speechless--

[sean5892]

you should've rubbed its vagins.

[MadCow]

At 6/8/07 06:43 PM, fli wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:40 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:37 PM, fli wrote: A hummingbird sat on my finger--

Is that what the homosexuals call it now?

Zen...
Even that made my eyes pop out...

Well... it does actually make sense when you think about it. I think that that could be a possible slang term for gay sex in the future :o

[iateamexican]

Did you smoosh it?
:D

[CyprusX]

At 6/8/07 06:40 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:37 PM, fli wrote: A hummingbird sat on my finger--

Is that what the homosexuals call it now?

And thus , the IQ of this topic has dropped to a whole new level of low.

[Ramirezoid]

Images or said event did not occur.

[Zen444]

At 6/8/07 06:45 PM, CyprusX wrote: And thus , the IQ of this topic has dropped to a whole new level of low.

Posts: 79

A)Go back to lurking, fuckface.
or
B)GTFO Alt

[NetWar]

Lucky you.

That's about it...

[Davidson13]

At 6/8/07 06:40 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:37 PM, fli wrote: A hummingbird sat on my finger--

Is that what the homosexuals call it now?

OMG you made my day zen. A real good laugh.

[CyprusX]

At 6/8/07 06:50 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:45 PM, CyprusX wrote: And thus , the IQ of this topic has dropped to a whole new level of low.

Posts: 79

A)Go back to lurking, fuckface.
or
B)GTFO Alt

Please , buttfuck you are 23 , start acting like it .

[CyprusX]

At 6/8/07 06:50 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:45 PM, CyprusX wrote: And thus , the IQ of this topic has dropped to a whole new level of low.

Posts: 79

A)Go back to lurking, fuckface.
or
B)GTFO Alt

Also

BBS Posts: 85 in total (0.185 per day)
Batting average: 3.96 / 5.00 (A+)

You:

Batting average not found!

[Lord-Sonx]

At 6/8/07 06:57 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: I had a horse mount me...thats pretty much it when it comes to the wild.

I would have been elated, I love animals.

you lvoe them too much

[D3NTATUS]

At 6/8/07 07:52 PM, CyprusX wrote:
Also

BBS Posts: 85 in total (0.185 per day)
Batting average: 3.96 / 5.00 (A+)

You:

Batting average not found!

OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!

[JediKiller1]

At 6/8/07 07:52 PM, CyprusX wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:50 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:45 PM, CyprusX wrote: And thus , the IQ of this topic has dropped to a whole new level of low.

Posts: 79

A)Go back to lurking, fuckface.
or
B)GTFO Alt

Also

BBS Posts: 85 in total (0.185 per day)
Batting average: 3.96 / 5.00 (A+)

You:

Batting average not found!

Wait what? Where the fuck do you get that?

No one fails quite as hard as you do. Kill yourself. NOA.

[Zen444]

At 6/8/07 07:50 PM, CyprusX wrote: Stupid shit.
At 6/8/07 07:52 PM, CyprusX wrote: Stupider shit.

Try getting your thoughts into one post next time, fuckface.

[blznavy]

curse words and the word humming bird in a paragragh dont seem right

[CyprusX]

At 6/8/07 07:58 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 07:50 PM, CyprusX wrote: Stupid shit.
At 6/8/07 07:52 PM, CyprusX wrote: Stupider shit.

Try getting your thoughts into one post next time, fuckface.

Buy a dictionary.

[simon]

At 6/8/07 06:44 PM, sean5892 wrote: you should've rubbed its vagins.

It's what?

[Heinrich]

That’s really nice to hear. I have seen hummingbirds while I was at my Grandma’s house in Nova Scotia as a young kid and I stared at the hummingbird in awe as it was flying around my Grandma’s flowers. Hummingbirds aren’t around where I live so I don’t think I’ll ever have your experience with those cute little critters. Sure, I had those kinds of encounters with dragonflies but not hummingbirds. It was really nice that you had that encounter.

[Zen444]

At 6/8/07 08:12 PM, CyprusX wrote: Buy a dictionary.

I don't read books by n*#@$&s.

[hedshotslg]

i have stood by the hummingbird feeders onetime and put my finger out and they land on it to eat.

and there was a time a humming bird got into my dads shop and couldnt get out so it flew in circles until it got tired and started spiraling down and my dad caught it in his hands.

[ShawnEdison]

At 6/8/07 08:18 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 08:12 PM, CyprusX wrote: Buy a dictionary.

I don't read books by n*#@$&s.

GASP!*

[CyprusX]

At 6/8/07 08:18 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/8/07 08:12 PM, CyprusX wrote: Buy a dictionary.

I don't read books by n*#@$&s.

At 6/8/07 06:45 PM, CyprusX wrote: And thus , the IQ of this topic has dropped to a whole new level of low.

You just proved my point.

well done douchebag.

[SirLebowski]

At 6/8/07 06:41 PM, Nimhster wrote:

At 6/8/07 06:39 PM, CHRlST wrote: You should've punched it.

That would've been brutal.

You probably had a bad experience with one.

Anyways, your lucky.

He's probably afraid of them. =( Has nightmares of giant hummingbirds chasing him down and sucking the blood from his body like pollen from a flower.

Which makes me wonder how awesome a B list horror movie would be if it were named Attack of the Giant Killer Hummingbirds.

[Zen444]

At 6/8/07 08:25 PM, CyprusX wrote: You just proved my point.

I don't prove points, I just make em.