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TheBlackDahliaMurder EVIL LEVEL 29

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As usual, my mother is bothering me while I try to use mah intrawebs, and she is trying to make copies of some gay paper for work. She complains that the black ink has run out. We don't have any replacements except for a color cartridge. She tells me to put that in the black ink cartridge holder. I explain how that won't work. She refuses to accept that and makes me try to do it anyway. After it fails to work, she acts all pissed like it's my fault. What the fuck?

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I know you are right, but you shouldn't disrespect your mother, if she asks for your help, appreciate the fact she values your opinion.... even if she won't accept it.


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Women don't know what trial and error is, and they also think they are always right and will prove you wrong to prove their counterpoint


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Go out and get me my ink cartridge, bitch

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The fact that your mother is not heavily experienced with printers hardly proves that all women are irrational...

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At 6/7/07 10:31 PM, JWaldGar wrote: I know you are right, but you shouldn't disrespect your mother, if she asks for your help, appreciate the fact she values your opinion.... even if she won't accept it.

I wasn't disrespectful about it though. I calmly explained everything, then she goes off swearing at me when it didn't work.

At 6/7/07 10:32 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: The fact that your mother is not heavily experienced with printers hardly proves that all women are irrational...

The fact that she decided it was my fault makes her irrational. And typically, women are like this.

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At 6/7/07 10:33 PM, BlackHumor wrote:
At 6/7/07 10:32 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Women don't know what trial and error is, and they also think they are always right and will prove you wrong to prove their counterpoint
If they can't do that then they throw a hissy fit.

Yes, until you apologize and you say that you're wrong, AND NOT JUST SAY IT, BUT MEAN IT TOO. :(


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don't take that shit bak hand that bitch so hard her feet come off the ground


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At 6/7/07 10:40 PM, BlackHumor wrote:
At 6/7/07 10:38 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Yes, until you apologize and you say that you're wrong, AND NOT JUST SAY IT, BUT MEAN IT TOO. :(
But they cool off eventually as long as you don't remind them about it.

And that's why the alter is a horrible, horrible place.


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Has your mother been taking druges?

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Well all women are like that if your going to complain then just turn gay.


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My mom's just the same, and I swear to god that if she keeps this up I'm going to black out and kick her ass.

I'm serious, symptoms have started to show.

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I know, I spent all yesterday doing community service for NHS and today my Mom is bitching at me for being on the computer for a couple damn hours. Ok, like 6, but its fucking summer.


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Dude, it is not a good idea to say a whole type of people is one way by what you see on tv, or more the less by one person in this case your mother. People respect others opinions, but the feeling when you are right and someone else is wrong feels good to a lot of people. It is not bad, some people are stressed and want life to give them a little push forward.


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Another "women suck" thread. Urge to kill..rising....

Seriously, good ink cartridges can be horribly expensive; and it's tough being a mom. Why not give her a hug?

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At 6/7/07 10:32 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: The fact that your mother is not heavily experienced with printers hardly proves that all women are irrational...

LIES!
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Ok. Wow....may'be you just need to give her a big hug.

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I actually agree to this, women are irrational , even though im a woman....opps.


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She's on her period.

Not all women are irrational, some are quite...rational?

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Women are cattle, when they start to lose their marbles take 'em in the back yard and shoot 'em.

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no shit, really? i though they wearnt and katies opinon wasnt loved by wemon everywhere.

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Honestly TheBlackDahliaMurder, you ran out the ink and let her put the wrong cartridge in, making her look like an idiot. You deserve it. It would be better if you stuck to your guns and waited for a BLACK cartridge to go in.

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Well if you offered to help your mother, instead of rotting your brain on that damn computer >=(

Maybe time of the month..
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One word Respect ur mother

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At 6/7/07 10:32 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: The fact that your mother is not heavily experienced with printers hardly proves that all women are irrational...

That's not the topic starters point , his point is that he knows how printers work and is experienced with computers and such , and that his mother is ignoring his advice and choosing to follow her lack of knowhow about printers . This shows that women act irrationally.


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Women and machinery of any sorts just don't mix.. well

unless we're talking about some sort of a huge meat grinder, like the ones in the sausage factories

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Slap that bitch and make her get you an ink cartridge.

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I'd yell till she shuts the fuck up.

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At 6/7/07 11:51 PM, OVlez wrote: My mom's just the same, and I swear to god that if she keeps this up I'm going to black out and kick her ass.

I'm serious, symptoms have started to s

Same here, i'll rip out my broken collar bone and HAPPY YOU BITCH!!!!

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At 6/7/07 10:32 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: The fact that your mother is not heavily experienced with printers hardly proves that all women are irrational...

It proves said parent is irrational, not said gender. If anything, that is.

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