I'm The Weird Kid.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I realized this year that I'm one of the few kids that doesn't fit into any particular stereotype or clique or whatever. I'm the weird kid. The kid that everybody tolerates but really just thinks is a pedophile necrophiliac whore mongering freak. I'm way too random, sometime's I'm loud, other times I'm really really quiet, nobody knows much about me, and other things.

Most kids in my school are interested in baseball, American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, and the like. I loathe all three of those and most everything else they like in pop culture and am more interested in Ed Gein, the Holocaust, rotting corpses, space, ect. I'm constantly spewing out my incoherent ideas out of nowhere and most people ignore it.

It was shocking before, but at the end of the school year I've come to not only accept it but embrace it. In fact, I wrote a 37 page story about how a fat emo kid dumps a hot Swedish supermodel, gets stuck with a nerd for Science Fair, discovers an alternate universe full of eviscerated bodies and decapitated bodies in a Mountain Dew can, dates a fugly alien, almost gets stapled to death by a stapler person, fails Science Fair, and so on.

I'm weird and proud. Just try to contemplate my bizzarre ideas and try to swallow my randomness at awe.

[Reaperyami]

Welcome to the club.

[gregaaron89]

Well, if you're weird, you're certainly at home here.

[BOZARTH187]

Congrats

[AwesomeX]

I'm interested in the USSR i've done extensive research

if extensive you mean 2 minutes, and by research you mean reading the first paragraph in a wiki article

[AgitatedYeti]

yeah we got another one

[Ceti]

I also am the weird kid high five.

[JackFox]

Apparently I have been thrown into the "Furry Trash" group.

They are just jealous because of my pink boots. ;_;

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 6/7/07 10:25 PM, Ceti wrote: I also am the weird kid high five.

*High five*

Russia, they cannot know.

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

I'd like to see a copy of this so called 37-page paper.

[I-Hate-Spam777]

At 6/7/07 10:21 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

Most kids in my school are interested in baseball, American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, and the like. I loathe all three of those and most everything else they like in pop culture and am more interested in Ed Gein, the Holocaust, rotting corpses, space, ect

It appears that people in your school have NOTHING "fun" to do. Cause it appears that they hate NG.

[NeoSoviet]

AKA boring with no friends ?

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 6/7/07 10:27 PM, I-Hate-Spam777 wrote:

At 6/7/07 10:21 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

It appears that people in your school have NOTHING "fun" to do. Cause it appears that they hate NG.

Fuck, they don't even know what NG is. They are brainwashed by pop culture and the hickness they have to live up to

Also, I don't have a copy of my story on me, but I could copy paste a chapter or two here. I posted it before but it got few replies.

[Dash-Underscore-Dash]

In otherwords, you're the next V-Tech.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 6/7/07 10:30 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: AKA boring with no friends ?

No, I'm pretty paranoid. I get along with everybody but I only really trust 2 people in the school, but all together I have about 5 permanent friends. I probably am boring though.

At 6/7/07 10:32 PM, Transkar wrote: Your just mad you get no attention. I hate pop culture too but your just asking people to notice you on NG.

I'm not asking for attention, and I was never mad in the first place, my topic had a smiley face in it. You're just mad that you're not getting attention.

[EnconXV]

Newgrounds will always have its door open for you.

[ripoffhitman]

Well, it is better to embrace it then to say you are just like any other kid. I am kindof like that, but not like the quite loud weird thing, as well as the weird story makings. I hate what most kids like, and yes, hate, in it's full meaning. I hate rodeos, because they torture animals, I hate american idol, because untalented people make fun of those who don't get in. I just don't follow trends. But congratz for accepting it.

[CaptainSyrup]

At 6/7/07 10:32 PM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote: In otherwords, you're the next V-Tech.

Fuck you, my phone is a V-Tech.

[NeoSoviet]

At 6/7/07 10:34 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

No, I'm pretty paranoid. I get along with everybody but I only really trust 2 people in the school, but all together I have about 5 permanent friends. I probably am boring though.

I doubt you are boring.

=D

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 6/7/07 10:35 PM, Transkar wrote:

At 6/7/07 10:34 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 6/7/07 10:30 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

I'm not asking for attention, and I was never mad in the first place, my topic had a smiley face in it. You're just mad that you're not getting attention.

Awww is poor Chao going to shoot up his school?

No, I'm going to torch my school fag

[Iron-Hampster]

I hate the "popular" kids at school coz their all addicked to Mtv and shit. the only kind of music they listen to is crap modern pop, and rap. all those suck, since I listen to heavy metal and dont try to dress "gangster" (I dress in a metalica shirt with hoody) im aparently emo >:( so I hang out with other people who think like me. all the girls look emo too though... better than a group of britny spears and paris hilton wanabe sl*ts.

[CleansingFlame]

Me too. I haven't embraced it yet though

[SirLebowski]

Kelly Clarkson and baseball are collectively, the shit.

[Lagatag]

This is a prerequisite for joining Newgrounds buddy.

[TacticalShoe]

If you weren't weird, we'd execute you.

[kylexthexpostman]

At 6/7/07 10:23 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: Well, if you're weird, you're certainly at home here.

Very well said, very well said indeed.