Small Penis = Peadophile

[Lord-Sonx]

Anyone who has a small penis is in fact more likely to be a paedophile than someone with a normal penis.

why?

Simple.

A small penis cannot satisfy a woman of legal age. Due to its size it's unable to neither penetrate correctly nor hit the spot.

So people with small wings will have sex with underager's, due to the proportional difference. A small penis to them would seem big and due to the smaller area inside the younger, it would be able to hit the spot, and in some cases hit the kidneys.

It makes perfect sense.

So, if you have a small penis, you may become jailed for the rape of children.

If you're a woman who meets a man with a small dong, don't laugh. Pretend to enjoy it and secretly give him penis enlargement pills... the lives of young children depend on it!

[Tsuchinoko]

Pedophile?

Or am I just dumb?

[BritishMoose]

Santa says no presents for you this year >:(

[Truth]

explains why im not a Pedophile

[Shawn]

Not thats the logic i love to hear you give you opinion then you state your reasoning

Good Job

[Crue]

Rather humorous, but in a way, it makes sense, lol!

[XChainsawX]

makes perfect sense... err... i think...

[loserdavid555]

It can please Japanese women.

[CogSpin]

At 6/7/07 10:14 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote: A small penis cannot satisfy a woman of legal age. Due to its size it's unable to neither penetrate correctly nor hit the spot.

So people with small wings will have sex with underager's, due to the proportional difference. A small penis to them would seem big and due to the smaller area inside the younger, it would be able to hit the spot, and in some cases hit the kidneys.

It makes perfect sense.

That does actually make perfect sense. Although it depends on whether you're sick enough in the first place not to see the ethical wrongness in screwing children.

[WilliWowza]

Just have sex with midgets.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

So that's why I have sexual urges for cousin emma. I thought I was a pervert or something.

Im black so i dont have that problem

:Wait, then how am i using this computer?

[WilliWowza]

At 6/7/07 10:37 AM, Ejit wrote:

At 6/7/07 10:34 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Just have sex with midgets.

Nah, i tried, only their limbs are small.

In fact you seem even smaller to them because of their husbands limb:dick ratio.

What about dwarves?

I think they are the ones which are proportionally small, though I haven't seen The Office in a while.

[Metalix]

Big penis = Peadophobe?

[SashaNein]

That.... is perfectly logical... worringly enough.

It's like those questions you used to get in school. "If some smalldicks are paedos, and all paedos are rapists, how many smalldicks are rapists?"

[Anko]

If we combine that stereotype with the Asian stereotype then... we got a problem.

HIDE YOUR KIDDIES! QUICK! TO MY HOUSE...

[NinjaJim207]

It all makes sense now!

[Krazy-Kid]

Oh god, this reeks of stereotyping. This is hilarious. XD

I think pedophiles are actually sex addicts with a big imagination. When these combine, they get certain "urges" bigger and badder than normal people's urges.

[WilliWowza]

At 6/7/07 10:52 AM, Krazy-Kid wrote: Oh god, this reeks of stereotyping. This is hilarious. XD

I think pedophiles are actually sex addicts with a big imagination. When these combine, they get certain "urges" bigger and badder than normal people's urges.

Stop trying to justify you disgusting sick mind.

[Lord-Sonx]

At 6/7/07 10:46 AM, Anko wrote: If we combine that stereotype with the Asian stereotype then... we got a problem.

makes sence.. after allt hey have that onechild rule and if there's a baby girl they kill or throw them away.. becuase they know what they'll do..... oh yes they know..

[TurtleJuice]

Makes sense

[Monkey-Boy]

So that's why you wanted to meet me. :)

[Lord-Sonx]

tiny cock = paedo... but thsi should only apply to those who are acutlly at the stage where they can have sex... becuase if not, that just causes a rift in timespce..

[Zen444]

At 6/7/07 11:19 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote: makes sence.. after allt hey have that onechild rule and if there's a baby girl they kill or throw them away.. tiny cock = paedo... but thsi should only apply to those who are acutlly at the stage where they can have sex... becuase if not, that just causes a rift in timespce..

It's like I can see you melting.

[slevin]

At 6/7/07 10:26 AM, Ejit wrote:

At 6/7/07 10:16 AM, TomsPulp wrote: stop making sick/stupid topics. noone cares about how your dick is too small.....

Such big words from such a small boy.

Small in what way? ;)

[Gaaz]

You're a dumbass.
And an attention seeking whore.
GTFO!

[Gwendalin69]

Define small?

[Zen444]

At 6/7/07 11:47 AM, Gwendalin69 wrote: Define small?

Eight to ten inches.

[Britkid]

OR they're just attracted to small children, not even bothering with women.

I suppose you could carry out medical tests in prison...if you were that kind of person.

[Zen444]

At 6/7/07 11:53 AM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote: if you were that kind of person.

A faggot? Yeah, Lord-Sonx is.