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At 1/23/08 11:01 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: End this grim farce and admit your guilt...

That is so harsh. We should have friends list on Newgrounds so someone can make a Find Maddie profile, and we could all add it, as this will genuinely aid an effort to help find her.

No really, I agree with you. I even heard since they're not making any front page headlines anymore, there's been alot of "She was seen in Thailand... no, wait, Guyana!" type pleas. Ugh.

Right, now they're off to the US to parade around on Oprah Winfrey's show. Somehow nobody has commented that going from Portugal to the US indicates they're less interested in finding their daughter *cough* and are more interested in the money the appearance (and subsequent ones afterwards) will grant them. They've already been pledged $1m from appearance son Oprah and Barbera Walters.

Meanwhile, they're trying to finger a Spanish guy, Joaquim Jose Marques, for the kidnap this week. The rationale? He raped a couple of British teenagers (17 and 18 years old respectivly) on a nearby beach in 1995. OK, so he raped a couple of British girls a decade ago - has he graduated to younger prey and decided kidnap is more profitible since then? That's just plain crap.

Lastly, there's a probably reason for flying off to the US - the fund they received last year is almost dried up, following their mortgage payments and hiring a couple of private detectives for £75k a month - who are obviously taking them for a ride. In other words, a couple of frauds are defrauding a couple of child-murdering fraudsters. It's ironic!

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?

I don't forcibly sodomise a boomerang after work each day.

Didn't expect that, did you?

Have you heard about the car you can hide a dead child in?

It's called the Renault McCann.

Alright, a few weeks ago I was sceptical, but I am 100% sure that she's dead now.

McCannWatch Latest:

Kate & Gerry McCann used the disappearance of Shannon Matthews as an excuse to get their names in the papers with a full page spread last week (it must be said Shannon was found, alive, today).

Strangely they weren't seen to comment about the Scarlett Keeling case, where a 15-year old girl was left in Goa with a stranger by her mother (who went to another part of the country), and Scarlett was found drugged, raped and murdered. That's closer to the McCann case, shall we say - apart from the mother was dragged over the coals pretty quickly in this one, and not the McCann case...

Today from McCannWatch:

Kate & Gerry McCann have won £550,000 after suing Express Newspapers for libel after printing "grotesque" stories about them (or, to be more accurate, their daughter's slight case of death - at Kate's hands I hasten to add).

Thing is, not that long ago they said the Find Madeleine Fund was running on empty with the fees for the private detectives they hired to look for her. That they found plenty of money to hire lawyers to sue The Daily Express, The Sunday Express and The Star in three seperate libel suits.

They were all forced to write an apology for the stories stating the McCanns are responsible for the death of their daughter and covering it up, and one of them had to print there was "no evidence whatsoever" to support their theory.

Yet where is the proof that Madeleine is alive, exactly? There is proof to say that Kate & Gerry's story is riddled with inconsistencies and has even changed to try and suit new fit-up evidence that has come to light, yet why is it that wasn't mentioned?

It's typical in this country at the moment: Heather Mills gets a £24.3m divorce settlment despite claiming for a mortgage that didn't exists and making up numerous expenses and stories (as well as deliberatly overspending her allowance and trying to claim it, and throwing a jug of wqater over Paul McCartney's lawyer - if I did that I'd be up for Contempt of Court and a potential assault charge), Mohammed al-Fayed is keeping up the grim farce that is The al-Fayed Nutty Conspiracy Show at the Diana Enquiry, and now this.

It appears it pays to be a deranged fantasist that patently lies whenever a microphone is placed in front of you in this country...

The case was so last year. No one gives a shit about them anymore. How many kids have been missing since she has disappeared?

At 3/19/08 11:05 AM, ThePretenders wrote: The case was so last year. No one gives a shit about them anymore. How many kids have been missing since she has disappeared?

Probably a few hundred thousand.

Also, I seem to have forgotten, why is this undoubtably dead little girl still recieving so much attention? Or ever did in the first place, for that matter?

Were it up to me, I would have the McCanns interrogated at gunpoint.

they keep it up to keep that money rolling in. you know if they ever DO find her.. riiight... or even if they don't. in a few years time, when people stop donating and they money is almost gone, they will have The Madeline McCann Movie! where her parents will make a KILLING off the royalties.

movie rights is big business, if you wind up on the news over something sensational, someone will wanna make a movie about it.

At 3/19/08 03:19 PM, Korriken wrote: they keep it up to keep that money rolling in. you know if they ever DO find her.. riiight... or even if they don't. in a few years time, when people stop donating and they money is almost gone, they will have The Madeline McCann Movie! where her parents will make a KILLING off the royalties.

movie rights is big business, if you wind up on the news over something sensational, someone will wanna make a movie about it.

Regardless. It's fraud. They should both be jailed.

Weeks ago, I could look at this subject and not care, but now I find it disgusting that a human life can be exploited so, and thousands of other human lives are merely forgotten about.

At 3/19/08 11:19 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 3/19/08 11:05 AM, ThePretenders wrote: The case was so last year. No one gives a shit about them anymore. How many kids have been missing since she has disappeared?

Probably a few hundred thousand.

Better than 60 million people having an unhealthy interest in her.

Also, I seem to have forgotten, why is this undoubtably dead little girl still recieving so much attention? Or ever did in the first place, for that matter?

Because she was a blond, little girl who was abducted abroad by a big, bad, scary paedophile and the
newspapers forced this shit down our throats.

Were it up to me, I would have the McCanns interrogated at gunpoint.

Fuck that, I would have shot them at point-blank range. They're so annoying.

At 3/19/08 11:05 AM, ThePretenders wrote: The case was so last year. No one gives a shit about them anymore. How many kids have been missing since she has disappeared?

3rd May is the one year anniversary - so we're going to get it in the neck once again.

As I said earlier, they came out to offer their "support" to the parents of shannon Matthews, who was found last week a mile/less than a mile/a mile and a half (delete according to report) from her home, hidden in the bedframe of her stepfather's uncle - she's been interviewed for ten minutes each day since then, and there is a suspicion of a hoax about the whole incident at present.

But the Matthews case saw the highest police manhunt in Yorkshire since the hunt to catch Peter Sutcliffe nearly 30 years ago, which says something about the response to missing children these days.

McCannWatch Latest

As half of Shannon Matthews' family are arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment and fraud, I bet the McCanns are wishing they kept their traps shut about knwoing what they're going through. Especially as it appears there was a plan to raid the McCann Fund (last seen being utilised to pay lawyers fees).

Of course, the McCanns won't be outdone when it comes to fabricating stories about "missing" children, as they find some convenient excuse to duck out of returning to Portugal to partake in a reconstruction of the events - apparently the police are smearing them, by releasing an account of Madeleine being heard asking why the parents didn't come to her aid when she was crying the night before.

As per usual in their use of the Dead Parrot Defence, this has been turned by Kate & Gerry Manson into proof that there was an intruder in their apartment the night before. Which instantly throws up two pertinent questions:
1.) Why didn't they report this at the time?
2.) Wouldn't leaving your children unattended the very next night come across as both exceptionally negligent and completely fucking retarded? It's as if they didn't care about the safety of their children, even as if they wanted rid of them.

Meanwhile, Robert Murat is suing the following for £2m:
* Sky News
* The Sun
* The Daily Express
* The Sunday Express
* The Star
* The Daily Mail

And also has named the following:
* The Mirror
* The Sunday Mirror
* The Evening Standard
* Metro
* The News of the World
* The Scotsman

There's damn good reasoning for this, as I posted a while ago here. The interesting point is who will the press/media spin as the villain now - the guy the Sunday Mirror tried to fir up in order to gain an exclusive in a manner Charles Foster Kane would baulk at, or the parents with the inconsistency-riddled story they've changed to try and fit people up? Both of them have sent lawsuits their way, so this could be interesting.

Anybody willing to sign a petition for a police raid on the McCann household? Or do you think they've destroyed the evidence?

At 4/13/08 02:51 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Anybody willing to sign a petition for a police raid on the McCann household? Or do you think they've destroyed the evidence?

That's why they're not leaving the UK: the Portuguese police will have to ask permission to come to the UK and do just that. If they were dumb enough to go back to Portugal, they'd probably be arrested as soon as the plane landed.

Hehe watch this

At 4/16/08 11:01 AM, Bennyboymck wrote: Hehe watch this

You're late.

At 4/16/08 11:01 AM, Bennyboymck wrote: Hehe watch this

A car you can hide a dead child in is going into production - it's called the Renault McCann.
(A joke far superior to any on that Flash)

McCannWatch

The latest - Kate McCann is to sue Mark Werner, the group that own the resort in which they were staying (not a person, then) because it's apparently their fault that the pair of them left their children unattended in an unlocked apartment whilst they went out on the piss/they allowed a murderer to kill her own daughter in their resort and she's got away with it thus far (delete as applicible).

Or you could just take a squizz at this one:
http://community.verizon.net/thread.jspa ?threadID=1700001824

At 4/23/08 10:41 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: McCannWatch

The latest - Kate McCann is to sue Mark Werner, the group that own the resort in which they were staying (not a person, then) because it's apparently their fault that the pair of them left their children unattended in an unlocked apartment whilst they went out on the piss/they allowed a murderer to kill her own daughter in their resort and she's got away with it thus far (delete as applicible).

Maddie's parents should sue themselves as they're the one left her unattended which led to this.

At 4/23/08 10:41 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: McCannWatch

The latest - Kate McCann is to sue Mark Werner, the group that own the resort in which they were staying (not a person, then) because it's apparently their fault that the pair of them left their children unattended in an unlocked apartment whilst they went out on the piss/they allowed a murderer to kill her own daughter in their resort and she's got away with it thus far (delete as applicible).

If the McCanns win, I will lose all faith in the law all over the world. For one, since when is the resort responsible for every single guest? Secondly, why are they suing them? Shouldn't they be focusing on finding their daughter (especially since they're so convinced she's still alive)? Are they really going to put a price on their daughter's life?

Or you could just take a squizz at this one:
http://community.verizon.net/thread.jspa ?threadID=1700001824

Crikey. An old article, but still very relevant.

At 4/23/08 03:19 PM, LazyPint wrote:

At 4/23/08 10:41 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: McCannWatch

The latest - Kate McCann is to sue Mark Werner, the group that own the resort in which they were staying (not a person, then) because it's apparently their fault that the pair of them left their children unattended in an unlocked apartment whilst they went out on the piss/they allowed a murderer to kill her own daughter in their resort and she's got away with it thus far (delete as applicible).

If the McCanns win, I will lose all faith in the law all over the world. For one, since when is the resort responsible for every single guest? Secondly, why are they suing them? Shouldn't they be focusing on finding their daughter (especially since they're so convinced she's still alive)? Are they really going to put a price on their daughter's life?

The fact is, if they go to court and try and sue to resort operator, they can very easily turn around and state that they had a nanny service on offer, which was clearly advertised in their promotional materials, so for the Mccanns not to use it is both negligent and, as the three children were all under five, illegal.

And I bet they'd get loads of public support once they have to use the Maddie Fund not just to pay for lawyers, but paying Mark Werner's court costs as part of the settlement when they get battered in court for their nuisance lawsuit which isn't going to help them find their daughter (even though Kate knows where they buried her dismembered corpse).

At 4/26/08 06:18 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: The fact is, if they go to court and try and sue to resort operator, they can very easily turn around and state that they had a nanny service on offer, which was clearly advertised in their promotional materials, so for the Mccanns not to use it is both negligent and, as the three children were all under five, illegal.

Yeah, I don't see them winning it.

And I bet they'd get loads of public support once they have to use the Maddie Fund not just to pay for lawyers, but paying Mark Werner's court costs as part of the settlement when they get battered in court for their nuisance lawsuit which isn't going to help them find their daughter (even though Kate knows where they buried her dismembered corpse).

I'm unsure over whether it was them or not, but I'm damn near 100% sure she's dead.

They have been irresponsible and it's hard to feel sorry for them when we get it shoved in our faces all the time, especially considering all the other missing kids who go unnoticed.

At 3/19/08 11:05 AM, ThePretenders wrote: The case was so last year. No one gives a shit about them anymore. How many kids have been missing since she has disappeared?

You are absolutely right.
Who gives a damn about a girl who went missing a year ago? thats like bringing up the time I shit my pants while taking a a fart, its OLD-SCHOOL.
Honestly, what sort of adult would keep a child alive who attracts this much attention? I bet they killed Madeline or whatever to help prevent all these people track him / her down.

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Parents: "Oh look! a scary man is drinking a cup of coffee at Nandos! he must be the culprit!"

Neo: "There is no Madeline, only a bunch of bullshit and lies which the parents are exploiting to get a damn trip around the world"

Parents: "Only a pedophile would say that!"

This is un-acceptable, who cares about her anymore?

At 3/22/08 03:14 PM, D2Kvirus wrote:

At 3/19/08 11:05 AM, ThePretenders wrote: The case was so last year. No one gives a shit about them anymore. How many kids have been missing since she has disappeared?

3rd May is the one year anniversary - so we're going to get it in the neck once again.

Oh, god. We're going to anticipate a barrage of news coverage on the media. I can't wait.

As I said earlier, they came out to offer their "support" to the parents of shannon Matthews

Shannon Matthew's mother is a whore, who had many children with different fathers. The Daily Mail is sad enough to trace their family history, to see what went wrong with the family. Shannon was the new Madeleine and as soon as they found the girl, the sympathy they received from the press went quicker than a tsunami.

At 4/27/08 06:33 AM, Kiharus wrote:
This is un-acceptable, who cares about her anymore?

You won't be saying that when she goes all Patty Hearst.

Actually, if that happened that'd f'n rule!

On the article about the McCanns linked from that one above, their former PR woman tells how they used some guy's "scientific" machine that could locate missing people using a sample of hair.

I know they're desperate, but come on! I think they even used psychics as well... what a waste of time.

At 4/16/08 11:01 AM, Bennyboymck wrote: Hehe watch this

Those were awesome.

parents did it