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At 6/6/07 03:08 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: This is why I'm hot.. I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot..
Woohoo, I am now an inspirirational rapper.

It's not bad but it needs that "White" touch to it. How about:

This is why my records sell well and

This is why my records sell well and my peers think I'm fun to be around, My records sell well and my peers think I'm fun to be around because I have a good sense of fashion. You're records do not sell well and your peers do not think you're fun to be around because you have a bad sense of fashion. This is why, this is why, this is why my records sell well and my peers think I'm fun to be around.

Alright you foos'

Yo, I go back in time you really wanna check out my rhyme?
I go my glock on ma side I shoot you back your experiencing a tide
White boys can do it, we just need something to it
I flipplity flap doing the kappty kap kap, I love this girl, she turns ma world
Now back to some basic rap..
"yo yo watrz ap g, a roll rael daep yo"
Now some white boy shit..
Rolling down compton with ma head bobbin..

YAHHHH I WIN CRACKAS'

At 6/6/07 03:06 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: You sir, have just become the star of the group. You're our number one front man... the guy that gets so much attention the rest of us leave the group to pursue a solo album. Your solo album is the only one that will sell and we'll all hate your guts in 5 years time. Congratulations!

Awesome, i'm like JT with added whiteness.

How about no! okay..............

Yo, I was takin a shit
It was just a little bit.
I thought I was contipated,
But I just demonstrated ya'll.
The weather here sucks,
It is raining cats and ducks,
My ryhmes make you wanna dance!
Make the ladies take off their pance!

Lol

That's a great idea! But wait until I'm done putting my balls in a vice. You don't even have good rhymes.

It looks like you don't have what it takes/ you don't have what makes these thoughts have meaning/ You're just sittin there leaning your shoulder back/ and within that, shows the explanation of what you lack/ I bet you couldn't fight your own battle/ You think you can make someones cage rattle?/ well saddle up/ batter up/ man, this boy couldn't even swing/ cause his hit that he sayin don't mean a thing/ your words are weak and you're too slow/ you spit a fireball, I spit a lava flow/ So I suppose that you should just go home/ that fireball you spat was just caught/ rapping takes a lot more than you thought

Now what?

*"cause the shit that he sayin"*

typo from talk to people at the same time

At 6/6/07 12:19 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

So who's with me?

I could, i Guess, im white.

At 6/6/07 07:02 PM, Shipoopi222 wrote: How about no! okay..............

That's cool, we didn't want a homosexual in the group anyway.

At 6/6/07 07:28 PM, El-Rata wrote: That's a great idea! But wait until I'm done putting my balls in a vice. You don't even have good rhymes.
stupid rap

Here we go, another idiot. What the fuck is wrong with you people? What about my original post makes you think I'm serious about this? Are rap fans really this stupid? Seriously guys, it's a joke. You're suppose to laugh at the idea of a sterotypically white version of WuTang... you know, a rap group full of middle aged bankers and stock brokers trying to be rap artists by rapping about every day white man problems... like driving little Timmy to soccer practice or suffering from erectile disfunction.

I hate to say it but Newgrounds really sucks these days... it's nothing but a shithole full of idiots. Don't you have a coloring book to go draw in or something?

Here we go, another idiot. What the fuck is wrong with you people? What about my original post makes you think I'm serious about this? Are rap fans really this stupid? Seriously guys, it's a joke. You're suppose to laugh at the idea of a sterotypically white version of WuTang... you know, a rap group full of middle aged bankers and stock brokers trying to be rap artists by rapping about every day white man problems... like driving little Timmy to soccer practice or suffering from erectile disfunction.

I hate to say it but Newgrounds really sucks these days... it's nothing but a shithole full of idiots. Don't you have a coloring book to go draw in or something?

Right...... You run along now and go play with yourself; you can take your half-assed insult too if you'd like. The reason why people didn't take it as a joke is because there are white rappers. Eminem is going on 40 soon I think. If you would have said Asian, and made something about Chicken-fried rice, then it would be different. I'd like to see that happen actually, that'd be pretty damn funny.

At 6/6/07 07:52 PM, El-Rata wrote: The reason why people didn't take it as a joke is because there are white rappers. Eminem is going on 40 soon I think. If you would have said Asian, and made something about Chicken-fried rice, then it would be different. I'd like to see that happen actually, that'd be pretty damn funny.

Yeah, it would be a lot funnier if you put more effort into your racism.

Has the group got a name?

At 6/6/07 07:52 PM, El-Rata wrote: The reason why people didn't take it as a joke is because there are white rappers. Eminem is going on 40 soon I think. If you would have said Asian, and made something about Chicken-fried rice, then it would be different. I'd like to see that happen actually, that'd be pretty damn funny.

I know there are white rappers, I mentoned them in the original post. In fact, I'm pretty sure I went out of my way to point out that unlike the white rappers out there today, we won't try to hide our heritage... I then talked about how we should write songs about having good credit and other sterotypical white person stuff that makes us generally un-cool. It's not my fault you can't read, dipshit.

2) Why would I say "Lets start an Asian rap group" when I'm not Asian? Also, Rapping about food is not funny, and it's already been done on the CKY2K videos.

Now look, your stupidity is ruining my topic...
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I stayed up all night last night working on a new track... check this out ya'll

3.9 dow jones is fine hopein it'll go up one more time
to the NASDAQ to the Wall, street journal all my stocks will fall
by more stocks in law
To all sell sell sell sell Stock Broker all sell sell god damn!

So who's with me?

I am, um, probably.

I'm in...
"I'm walking down the street getting loads of eyes, why the hell are you guys looking so suprised? Just 'cause I'm white got fleas and flies, I'll see ya'll latter gonna get some fries..."
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