Lets form a rap group

[lolomfgisuck]

I'm serious... everybody here hates rap sure, but we all understand just how easy it is to do so why not get in on it? I mean, rappers are loaded, even the shitty ones like Mike Jones have more money the me and you. So what are we doing not rapping?

I suggest we start a group so that all of the regular members here can get in on my stroke of genius (I said "stroke"). We'll be the white version of Wu-Tang Clan.. Unlike most white rappers that try to hide their white ancestray, we'll embrass it... we'll rap about sitting in the front of the bus, having good credit, and other things that make white people generally un-cool. A few song ideas:

"I get sunburnt when I go to the beach"
"My MiniVan smells like old Cheetos"
And
"The wind is always blowing my hair in my eyes"

I got of couple of hooks already written.

"Back then hoes didn't want me, now my 401-K is mature and hoe's all on me"

And

"Do my fellow causaion brothers practice your 2nd amendment rights? Why yes we do practice our 2nd amendment rights! Do we satisfy the needs of our wifes while making love? Why yes we do satisfy the needs of our wifes while making love. From the North, hey, south, hey, east, hey west, hey White Riders going to show ya'll honkies who rides the best!"

So who's with me?

[The-Gil]

Not all of us are white y'know.

[SuperFlonic]

At 6/6/07 12:19 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: So who's with me?

Wait, what?

[Crazy-Pigeon]

Rapping is just a great alternative for the one who are to lazy to not learn to play an instrument.

[Mechabloby]

At 6/6/07 12:19 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: "I get sunburnt when I go to the beach"
"My MiniVan smells like old Cheetos"
And
"The wind is always blowing my hair in my eyes"

I got of couple of hooks already written.

"Back then hoes didn't want me, now my 401-K is mature and hoe's all on me"

That is the type of stuff 'goldie lookin chain' do. They are white rappers bringing disrespect to our chavvy british culture. That is why they are so loved. :)

[Shawn]

so whos with me?

What, excus me?

[poolkill]

I'm white. So i will write 1 line:

At least I can wear black clothes and no one will think I'm naked. Lolololololol.

[Bullion]

So who's with me?

I'm with you! i'll be the attractive and bespecticaled one!

[JACKSAYS]

Clubs and Crew's

[lolomfgisuck]

At 6/6/07 12:21 PM, The-Gil wrote: Not all of us are white y'know.

And your point is? Not White, then you can't join my all white rap group.

At 6/6/07 12:22 PM, SuperFlonic wrote:

At 6/6/07 12:19 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: So who's with me?

Wait, what?

it's not that difficult to understand... do you want to be in my all white rap group or not? Just come up with a cool nickname that express just how white and uncool you are and you're in. My MC name is "Seatbelt". My catchprase "Always wear it for maximum safety"

At 6/6/07 12:23 PM, Crazy-Pigeon wrote: Rapping is just a great alternative for the one who are to lazy to not learn to play an instrument.

I can play the guitar... probably better then you. But the guitar doesn't make you a millionair... rap does. So get over yourself and either join my rap group or shut the fuck up. In fact, scratch that... you're not allowed to join my rap group. Get out of her, poser.

At 6/6/07 12:31 PM, JACKSAYS wrote: Clubs and Crew's

lol... the stupidity of this reply amuses me greatly.

At 6/6/07 12:24 PM, poolkill wrote: I'm white. So i will write 1 line:

At least I can wear black clothes and no one will think I'm naked.

Word, I'm feeling it my rhyming brother. Check this out...
I bought my black dickies from the Eddie Bower catelog
Eddie Bower has better prices then the Sears... catelog. UH!

At 6/6/07 12:31 PM, bullion wrote: I'm with you! i'll be the attractive and bespecticaled one!

All right... now we're talking. We'll give you all the fancy dance moves that require one to remove his shirt.

Sweet guys, we got a 3 man group now... a few more members and we're almost ready for the talent show! The YMCA won't know what hit them.

[ChoosenStar]

At 6/6/07 12:41 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 6/6/07 12:21 PM, The-Gil wrote: Not all of us are white y'know.

And your point is? Not White, then you can't join my all white rap group.

Oh i get it us Latins aren't welcomed here, huh?
I'm guessing I also can't join because im a girl too!

[sheffgb]

change rap to rape, it works pretty well here

[Texsk8er56]

yo yo yo
my name is ty and i dont know why

[dalmo]

" I wear suntan lotion under flourecent lights
I get scared when people start fights."

All i could think oh i hope you add it anyway.

[dalmo]

I did not come up with that sweet ass rap so you wouldnt let me in the band now come on/

[Cigolini55]

not all of us are white, im half brazilian and italian, but i do like hip-hop\rap but your rhymes are pretty shitty and trust me i have listen enough too know that u stink >.< and making a rap group doesnt look right anywayz, cuz then u gotta go in months thinknig of a good rhyme ad going out their and rapping, why u think the prfessionals take like 5 monhs for their released of their new album duh. But if u wanna make a group u have my full supportbut i will tell u it well fall in no less in 1 month mwuhahahahaha! *akward*

[Kiddmeizter]

I'm white, That's right!
Cracka!

[Twist-Chao06]

How About

Im A Arsehole
i Eat Pussy- Big Hoes,
i like fucking the Arse of every girl i see- Yo!
I want to fucking have a gangbang with my Big Brothaz
ghetto boys shooting cops with their Aks,
i dont give a fuck, because rap is gay.

Yeah its crap. but... Yeah.

Thats a Good start.

[Solfaen]

What about NG-Unit? Maybe fiddy will sue us or something.

[lolomfgisuck]

At 6/6/07 12:48 PM, ChoosenStar wrote: Oh i get it us Latins aren't welcomed here, huh?
I'm guessing I also can't join because im a girl too!

Actually we need a girl... a talentless one with a nice rack and a flat stomach that gets half naked on national TV. Unfotunitly though, no.. Latins aren't welcome. It's not that I'm racist it's just... well, you guys can already do rap, hip-hop, R&B, and dance without a group. White people can't. We have no rhythem, we can't dance, and most of us grow up in middle class suburban areas so when we do try to rap, we have nothing to say. Jenny from the block and 50 cent on the other hand have more stories, rhymes, and rhythem then 100 white people combined.

That's the catch... I'm going to get a shit load of white people together and start a dope ass rap group. Think of us like Wu-Tang... except, instead of being extremely cool and talented, we're all super lame and suck. It won't matter though because there is going to be so many of us, that our lameness gets confused as a style and we become a huge hit... just like ODB.

At 6/6/07 01:25 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: not all of us are white, im half brazilian and italian

Not welcome in the group. Shut up, go away, get a sense of humor.

but i do like hip-hop\rap but your rhymes are pretty shitty and trust me i have listen enough too know that u stink

No way, really?! And here I thought "My minivan smells like old Cheetos" was going to be the dirty south booty-shakin' dance track to put Lil John out of the game. It's a good thing you came along and informed me or the idiocy of my plan... otherwise I might have forgot what a joke was and took it seriously. Oh wait, no I wouldn't, I'm not a fucking retard douchebag like you.

Seriously, where do you idiots keep coming from? Is Ebaums handing out free NG accounts to shitheads that send him fan mail? I can't believe I get banned regularly and assholes like this guy are allowed to stupid up our forums at will...

yo yo yo
my name is ty and i dont know why
" I wear suntan lotion under flourecent lights
I get scared when people start fights."
I'm white, That's right!
Cracka!
I'm white, That's right!
Cracka!

I listen to my music at a moderate volume when I'm in my car
I play golf on sunday with my corporate friends, I play under par... motherfucker!

I think we're on to something guys. When Def jam hears this, they're going to cream themself.

[NimbleElephant]

At 6/6/07 12:21 PM, The-Gil wrote: Not all of us are white y'know.

Maybe you could be our managers. Completely switch the game around.

[Twist-Chao06]

Lol Cream Thereselfs thats good..

Make A song With "Cream Thereselfs" in.

I Pull up to my drive way,
i pull out my 2ton-AK,
and then i go back in the house,
here a little noise, and then i shout,

Take a Look at my Girlfriend
she creamin herself to a guy
nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah,
Take a look at my Girlfriend
She creamin Herself to a guy,
nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah.

i shoot 5 rounds of my AK
Blood splatters on the guys face
then i shoooot again,
his brain falls out and... falls on his shin?

(Chorus)

Sing to the Tune of "My Girlfriend" Song.
.. Thats Another good start.

[SashaNein]

I'm totally diggin this, been itchin to drop some milky beats.

I go down to the bank and apply for a loan
im pre-approved cuz im already known
fo' my financial security.
credit history,
aint history.
what you see is me
goin' out with steve
to tgi fridays
i eat mayonnaise
working until 5 on weekdays
somethingsomething..SNAYS

yeah, check yourself wreck yourself

At 6/6/07 01:50 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: Thats a Good start.

somebody get dis crackah some shoes.

[Cigolini55]

At 6/6/07 02:02 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: Lol Cream Thereselfs thats good..

Make A song With "Cream Thereselfs" in.

I Pull up to my drive way,
i pull out my 2ton-AK,
and then i go back in the house,
here a little noise, and then i shout,

dude im amazed by you work >.< better then the other guy

[Twist-Chao06]

Ehehehe Thanks.

[NimbleElephant]

I'll be "Sunscreen". We don't want to sunburn.

I play golf
With nice clubs
I play hockey
With nice skills

Well that's it, but you get the idea of it.

[Old-Drippy]

I'll help I guess. I hate rap and I'm currently working with my own rock band but I've been told that I can write some pretty good rap songs. But that's probably just because someone mistook my poem for a rap and told everyone it was a rap. Anyway, if you can help me write a tasty jam I can write a pimpin' rap...or whatever the fuck rappers call a good song.

[lolomfgisuck]

At 6/6/07 01:51 PM, Solfaen wrote: What about NG-Unit? Maybe fiddy will sue us or something.

NG-Unit... I like it. Now all we need is a gold logo to place embroider on our polo shirts.

At 6/6/07 02:00 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Maybe you could be our managers. Completely switch the game around.

That's a good idea... not only will it help us get attention from popular urban labels but it will allow us to maintain contact with a person of color to avoid any negative media based sterotypes that might come out about us being racist. Haveing a black friend is the surefire way to prove you're not a stupid racist bigget... a flawless response to the issue of racisim. Genius idea my friend.

At 6/6/07 02:06 PM, SashaNein wrote: I go down to the bank and apply for a loan
im pre-approved cuz im already known
fo' my financial security.
credit history,
aint history.
what you see is me
goin' out with steve
to tgi fridays
i eat mayonnaise
working until 5 on weekdays
somethingsomething..SNAYS

yeah, check yourself wreck yourself

You sir, have just become the star of the group. You're our number one front man... the guy that gets so much attention the rest of us leave the group to pursue a solo album. Your solo album is the only one that will sell and we'll all hate your guts in 5 years time. Congratulations!

At 6/6/07 02:08 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: I'll be "Sunscreen". We don't want to sunburn.

Right on,.. I'm feeling inspired.

When having a picnic outside with the female you are wishing to court, you had better be weary of those sunbeams
Global Warming has made the temperatur increase in many previously mild-weather based locations so you better bring your sunscreen.

Gold Record right there!

[DareDevilGuy]

This is why I'm hot.. I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot..

I also smoke weed and look badass overall.

Woohoo, I am now an inspirirational rapper.

[esko-man]

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