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it asks for our gender and then leaves room to answer for our sex. That bugs the heck outta me.

I don't know, I like the girls on the internet style.

lol, girls?
I think one reason we became so lady friendly was because so many of them got pissed off at us for say that shit so they started to rebell.

I'm usually herte because
A) my legs hurt and I can't sleep and
B) you guys entertain me. You might say that as far as I'm concerned, you only exist for the purpose of my personal entertainment.

But mostly because my legs hurt. ;D

DAMMIT!!! I've lost my ability to spell!!! I'm DOOMED!!!

GODDAMMIT I'M NOT double-posting!!! I've lost my ability to post!!!!!!

So, as you can plainly see, I'm here because I'm insane.

No they just want to take over something that they know will be impossible to..
(Expect the unexpected)

I think this idea of girl-friendliness is attributed to my "massive help thread" and Sawke's awesomeness.

In all honesty, it's like a white guy going into an asian-only chatroom or something (do those exist?). He feels compelled to mention that he's white because it's automatically assumed he's asian, and if he says nothing, he feels people will have a misconception about him.

So it seems like there are more girls because we're constantly pointing out the fact that we're girls because if we don't, it's assumed we're guys or, depending on the topic, very gay men.

I made the help thread because I'm an attention whore, I like helping people, and where else can you talk to so many guys at once?

BONER!

At 6/1/07 09:47 PM, Strength wrote: What the hell is a girl?

They are also know as playtupuses heres a description and a picture:

platypus is one of the two animals in the order Monotremata. It is the only member of the mammal family Ornithorhynchidae. Platypus is from the Greek platys meaning broad and pous meaning foot, referring to the animal's webbed foot.
The platypus has several reptilian characteristics which include using the same opening for reproduction and eliminating waste products, the ability to lay eggs, cervical ribs, and local ascorbic acid synthesis in the kidney. Even though the platypus has these reptile characteristics, it is overall much more mammalian than reptilian. This unique animal has a lifespan of 10 to 15 years.
The platypus is about the size of a household cat. The male platypus's body is about 50 - 60 centimeters long and the female is about 40 - 50 centimeters long. An adult male platypus weighs about 2 kilograms and a female platypus weighs about .9 kilograms.
The platypus has a thick covering of waterproof hair all over its body except for the feet and bill. The outer hair is a dark brown with yellowish hair on its underside. There are about 800 hairs per square millimeter. This is denser than the fur of the river otter or polar bear. The platypus has two layers of hair. The top or longer layer is a shiny guard fur with a woolly short fur undercoat. The thermal qualities of the fur allow the platypus to withstand cold temperatures.
The platypus's sensitive, pliable bill is a blue-gray, blackish color with the two nostril holes near the tip. The location of the nostrils allows the platypus to breath while the rest of the body remains under the water surface. The lower bill is smaller than the upper bill. The lower bill is held in place by two elongated dentary bones which is found in all mammals. The bill contains an electro-receptor system which has approximately 850,000 electrical and tactile receptors. When the platypus goes underwater or drives for food, it closes its ears, eyes, and nostrils. Its electro-receptor system detects the electric currents created by the muscle activity of small prey and may even help the platypus detect the electric field created when water flows over prey hidden under rocks, mud, and small debris. As the platypus gathers food in its mouth, it moves the food to its cheek pouches. When it returns to the surface, it pushes the food from its cheek pouches up to its mouth. It then grinds it with its grinding pads.

None of thats ever really happened to me, everyone just thinks i banged bedn which isnt true

At 6/2/07 01:34 AM, Libidinous-Rose wrote: None of thats ever really happened to me, everyone just thinks i banged bedn which isnt true

YOU. Are adorable.

Proof there ARE girls on the internet and, contrary to my recent beliefs, CUTE girls on the internet. Take that, boys.

Yeah, I have noticed a few female regulars in the past few months. I think it could be good for the community. Once the layour comes (if it comes) the site will look a bit more like myspace so they'll tell there friends. We might have a female community on our hands in the short future.

This thread is stupid.

Wow, you're a girl. Ok. Everybody here sees at least one girl everyday of their life, you do not deserve any special attention. The end

At 6/2/07 01:56 AM, Forums wrote: This thread is stupid.

Wow, you're a girl. Ok. Everybody here sees at least one girl everyday of their life, you do not deserve any special attention. The end

Actually, the thread starter is a guy. You're a sad little man.

At 6/1/07 09:47 PM, Strength wrote: What the hell is a girl?

A person with a penis.

At 6/2/07 01:10 AM, EcilaSrennah wrote:
I made the help thread because I'm an attention whore, I like helping people, and where else can you talk to so many guys at once?

BONER!

You know, I took a quick peek at the help thread and I must say, I'm very impressed! I'm kicking myself that I never thought of that! Good job! :D

At 6/2/07 01:56 AM, Dark-Wing wrote:

First off: Women are human beings, too. Women can locate sites just as easily as men.

Second: Women can be just as immature as men, except women don't constantly rant about weird formations with their body or frequently getting laid.

Naw, we just rant about our periods and PMS. Later on, we rant about our husbands and kids.

At 6/2/07 02:00 AM, EcilaSrennah wrote:

At 6/2/07 01:56 AM, Forums wrote: This thread is stupid.

Wow, you're a girl. Ok. Everybody here sees at least one girl everyday of their life, you do not deserve any special attention. The end

Actually, the thread starter is a guy. You're a sad little man.

Nope, that's actually not what I meant. I was not addressing the thread starter, I was addressing Newgrounds girls in general who fit the "I'm a girl, I deserve special attention" niche, which includes you.

Men, we have failed. The day womenz can go unharrassed on the internets is a sad day for us all. I don't even feel like saying "make me a sammich, bitch" anymore. =,(

R.I.P MANHOOD.

This isn't a damn chat room it's a forum so of course there will be girls.

At 6/2/07 02:09 AM, OutragiousOnslaught wrote: This isn't a damn chat room it's a forum so of course there will be girls.

Implying what, there are no girls in chatrooms?

At 6/1/07 10:12 PM, Goldfishie wrote:

At 6/1/07 09:43 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote: 1) Nobody would beleive them and just mock and insult them to the point that they would never submit or post again.

Yeah, that one happend to me only, obviously I still post and what not. I thought it was kind of amusing how they all yelled that it was immpossible for a girl to be on newgrounds and that I was probably some 30 year old hairy man. LOL! I just went with it and let them comfort their minds with lies. It's kind of like how Shonan Jump is suspose to be for boys but tons of girls read it all the time. (Is one of them) ---> =^.^=

If you have been with a forum for so long without changing names then you are most likely a girl. P.S. guys there is such a thing as a female nerd :D.

Double"O"

At 6/2/07 02:07 AM, Forums wrote:
Nope, that's actually not what I meant. I was not addressing the thread starter, I was addressing Newgrounds girls in general who fit the "I'm a girl, I deserve special attention" niche, which includes you.

Does it include me??? Please say it includes me!!! I AM WOMAN!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!! and then give me special attention. I DEMAND to be included!!!