Sexual frustration

[antiqkk]

If you were stranded on a deserted island with only two living beings to comfort your loneliness, namely George Bush and a goat, and you were becoming incredibly sexually frustrated, would you:

a) Turn gay and fuck George Bush;

b) Fuck the goat and carry the socially unacceptable label of a zoophiliac for the rest of your life; or

c) Wait for both of them to die, rape their dead carcasses and then eat them (you don't have to eat them, if you are a vegetarian)

[OpIvy420]

I would brutally murder Bush, first of all, and the goat and I would live off his remains. Then, once the compassionate conservative is fully digested, I'd kill the goat and turn him into a boat, a sail to Canada, where there would be numerous non-goat non-politician people I could have sex with.

What circumstances are these that I'm on an island with Bush and a goat, though?

[takeit2themax]

What an intelligent political conversation.

[antiqkk]

At 5/31/03 02:59 PM, AmericanBADASS wrote: What an intelligent political conversation.

I just have to agree with you. This conveys rather a deeper meaning than your eyes meet. Read between the lines.

[House-Of-Leaves]

AmericanBADASS needs a sense of humor.

Okay, my first question: George Bush Jr. or Sr.? I'm assuming the current president.

Well, being a woman, I wouldn't have to turn gay for anything. If I was on an island with him long enough, I might be able to find some halucinatory berries, eat them, and have sex with him while imagining he's Ben Affleck or something.

I'd most definitely not do the goat. Female goat? Milk. Male goat? Meat. Yummy.

[antiqkk]

At 5/31/03 03:02 PM, House_Of_Leaves wrote: AmericanBADASS needs a sense of humor.

Okay, my first question: George Bush Jr. or Sr.? I'm assuming the current president.

Well, being a woman, I wouldn't have to turn gay for anything. If I was on an island with him long enough, I might be able to find some halucinatory berries, eat them, and have sex with him while imagining he's Ben Affleck or something.

I'd most definitely not do the goat. Female goat? Milk. Male goat? Meat. Yummy.

American Badass always needed a sense of humour. I could hardly imagine anyone having sex with Bush (jr) and pretending he's Ben Affleck, but it may very well be possible if you have been on the island for too long and you're high with some local island crack. I mean maybe the same would go even if you're male. You could pretend Bush was someone like Liv Tyler or something.

[Ted-Easton]

A goat? Why even put in the question mark?
I love goats! (In a potentially unhealthy fashion)

[Ted-Easton]

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[Ted-Easton]

Oh crap. I meant for that picture to be too big, so NG would tell me the height and width restrictions on posting pictures. Why did you have to be so small, picture, WHY?

[antiqkk]

At 5/31/03 03:32 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Oh crap. I meant for that picture to be too big, so NG would tell me the height and width restrictions on posting pictures. Why did you have to be so small, picture, WHY?

It's a lovely picture though. Nice little butterfly.

[bumcheekcity]

At 5/31/03 02:47 PM, antiqkk wrote: If you were stranded on a deserted island with only two living beings to comfort your loneliness, namely George Bush and a goat, and you were becoming incredibly sexually frustrated, would you:

I would have a wank. This is a completely stupid post and Ted, please don#'t post the picture, whatever it is.

[nitroxide]

At 5/31/03 03:29 PM, Ted_Easton wrote:

I would fine any other possible means to survive as for the sexual fru-starvation:

"Onaism is a hands on job"-Ghost

I would use the goat and bush to do my bidding...i would have them return sexual favors on eachother(now thats good reality tv).

Ted reveals his soft side:

[Kenney333]

id knock bosh out and put him in a goat suit and my sexual frustration would be forgotten due to the humour of watching a goat fuck buch

[bumcheekcity]

At 5/31/03 10:41 PM, Kenney333 wrote: id knock bosh out and put him in a goat suit and my sexual frustration would be forgotten due to the humour of watching a goat fuck buch

Thats the best answer i've seen all day.

[Kenney333]

At 6/1/03 05:11 PM, bumcheekycity wrote: Thats the best answer i've seen all day.

thanks, fuck im illiterate

[antiqkk]

I would fuck the goat in front of Bush, as the latter, seeing two males getting it on (one of which, is also a goat, his all-time favourite fuck buddy animal), would experience a drastic feeling of sexual frustration, his breain eventually overheating and the capillaries in hied bursting, putting Bush to a coma.

[TheShrike]

Ok, if I were to ever find myself in that situation, here is what I would do:

First, I'd secure a clean source of water, and a way to feed myself.
Then I'd find anything I could make into a weapon.
I'd probably end up with a bamboo spear.
Next, I'd make some rope from plant fibers.
Given all of that, the next action I'd take would be to tie up the goat.
Then I'd ambush Dubya, and at spearpoint lead him to the goat.
After leading him to the goat, I'd make Dubya fuck the goat.

Then I'd kill him, and I'd save the goat for later.

[TheShrike]

Who knows? He might just fuck the goat without death threats.

[antiqkk]

At 6/1/03 10:42 PM, TheShrike wrote: Who knows? He might just fuck the goat without death threats.

I believe he'd face the goat with an ultimatum first. Possibly something like: "Deliver your ass to my possession within 24 hours or I shall release my wrath upon you in the middle of the night, bombing your asshole with coconuts!"

[TheShrike]

We know the goat is hiding Weapons of Mass Arousal.

[BullRat]

What a sick topic...

[antiqkk]

Yes, Goat Katt

[snade]

I would drown george bush. eat the goat and wank silly

[bumcheekcity]

At 6/2/03 09:10 AM, snade wrote: I would drown george bush. eat the goat and wank silly

Drown? That would be too cruel. I would cut him up and feed him to the goat.

But that might be a bit cruel.

To the goat.

[killed2]

you all have sex i had a lot of it