I`m a Level 2 Yeast Scholar. :D

I'm liking Tobert, the1 pund moskito, KoL is a rockingness game.

The new item of the month is seriously the best thing ever.

Daft Wullie does a high-stepping highland dance. You avert your eyes as his kilt comes dangerously close to his waist level.

I don't find the jokes good at all.

At 6/2/07 06:31 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: The new item of the month is seriously the best thing ever.

Daft Wullie does a high-stepping highland dance. You avert your eyes as his kilt comes dangerously close to his waist level.

Is it worth the money? How much new content is there in the new areas? I've finally opened a bank account solely for buying stuff online, so I'm considering getting it.

You shouldn't buy shit online.

I used to play it quite a lot, and I started again the other day as a matter of fact. I need to join the NG Clan again though.

looks cool. i'll try it.

Im a lvl 13 disco bandit on there and im in the clan monsoon empire
I dont have alot of money and dont play as much as i used to because of the lack of money i have ingame.My ingame name is appietjuh message me if u want

Alright I'll start waisting my life again already!

I love K.O.L. but my account go deleted because I haven't logged on for a year.

I have a 240 Pasta Oneness. What does that do?

At 6/3/07 12:41 PM, strumpy wrote: I have a 240 Pasta Oneness. What does that do?

Increases your mysticality by 2.

You can check what everything does on the KoL Wiki.

At 6/3/07 12:44 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 6/3/07 12:41 PM, strumpy wrote: I have a 240 Pasta Oneness. What does that do?

Increases your mysticality by 2.

You can check what everything does on the KoL Wiki.

Gracias senor

how can i get past the Perplexing door the sone mariachis and the Perplexing odor
In the evil lair?

it pretty fun just gets boring after a while

At 6/3/07 12:51 PM, PlatinumSpear wrote: how can i get past the Perplexing door the sone mariachis and the Perplexing odor
In the evil lair?

The door needs a star key, a digital key, Boris's key, Jarselberg's Key and Sneaky Pete's Key, then you use them in it and solve the riddles and get the stuff you need to make the makeshift scuba gear, that lets you do the odour. Then you take the items you got from the door, along with an accordion, a guitar and a bone rattle and click on the Mariachis, finishing that area.

At 6/3/07 12:51 PM, PlatinumSpear wrote: how can i get past the Perplexing door the sone mariachis and the Perplexing odor
In the evil lair?

You need the following in your inventory:
Boris' key
Sneaky Pete's key
Jarlsberg's key
digital key
Richard's star key
skeleton key

You use each one and different things happen. Here's what you do for each:

Boris' key: "Fish"
Jarlsberg's key: "Phish"
Sneaky Pete's key: "Fsh"
digital key: "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A"
Richard's star key: You need a star starfish, a star hat, and a star weapon
skeleton key: To guarantee a victory here, use a ten-leaf clover.

From the first three doors i mentioned, you'll get various parts that, when combined, become a makeshift SCUBA gear, which you wear to get through the Perplexing odor.

The last three doors i mentioned give tablets you use with the Stone Mariachi's, along with various instruments.

At 6/3/07 01:04 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Stuff

Ah yes, forget about the skeleton key. Follow his advise, it's much clearer than mine :P

I already play kol.
It's the best game in the world.

I haven't played a in minute, but I sign in once in a while since you lose everything after 30 days. I've run into some people from Revird but nobody from NG. I'll be in /trade

im a lvl 4 starch savant (pastamancer). how do you get to the king bat in the bat hole? please help!

better go join the NG clan now

At 6/3/07 02:25 PM, llib1 wrote: im a lvl 4 starch savant (pastamancer). how do you get to the king bat in the bat hole? please help!

better go join the NG clan now

Fight in the entrance way until you get a pine air freshener. Equip that, then you can access guano junction. Fight there until you get 3 Sonar-In-A-Biscuits. Use them, and it'll unlock The Boss Bat's Chamber, where you can fight him.

At 6/3/07 02:28 PM, TheMaster wrote: Fight in the entrance way until you get a pine air freshener. Equip that, then you can access guano junction. Fight there until you get 3 Sonar-In-A-Biscuits. Use them, and it'll unlock The Boss Bat's Chamber, where you can fight him.

thanks! ill go do that now

At 6/3/07 02:30 PM, llib1 wrote:

At 6/3/07 02:28 PM, TheMaster wrote: Fight in the entrance way until you get a pine air freshener. Equip that, then you can access guano junction. Fight there until you get 3 Sonar-In-A-Biscuits. Use them, and it'll unlock The Boss Bat's Chamber, where you can fight him.

thanks! ill go do that now

By the way, get a fourth sonar-in-a-biscuit. You may need it later.

At 6/3/07 03:10 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: By the way, get a fourth sonar-in-a-biscuit. You may need it later.

really? ok.

man that boss bat is so hard! how can i beat it?? ive tried casting entangling noodles then attacking with minor ray of somthing but the bat keeps getting free and then 1 hitting me!

At 6/3/07 03:15 PM, llib1 wrote:

At 6/3/07 03:10 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: By the way, get a fourth sonar-in-a-biscuit. You may need it later.

really? ok.

man that boss bat is so hard! how can i beat it?? ive tried casting entangling noodles then attacking with minor ray of somthing but the bat keeps getting free and then 1 hitting me!

You may just want to continue on and gain a few more points before fighting him again. That's what I do.

At 6/3/07 12:23 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 6/2/07 06:31 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: The new item of the month is seriously the best thing ever.

Is it worth the money? How much new content is there in the new areas? I've finally opened a bank account solely for buying stuff online, so I'm considering getting it.

It depends how much you value neat content compared to speed, skills, and ease of play. The game offers nothing that will make your game easier or faster, but it's damned fun. I'm not sure how long it'll take before this wears off for me though, but there's a load of content. Imagine the back alley/spooky pantry/knob goblin outskirts, but for stronger people. And funnier.

At 6/3/07 03:15 PM, llib1 wrote:

At 6/3/07 03:10 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: By the way, get a fourth sonar-in-a-biscuit. You may need it later.

really? ok.

man that boss bat is so hard! how can i beat it?? ive tried casting entangling noodles then attacking with minor ray of somthing but the bat keeps getting free and then 1 hitting me!

Buy the kickback cookbook from the Guild. It gives you +20 spell damage.
Also, get a utensil-type weapon such as the Gnollish slotted spoon from Degrassi Knoll or the Knob Goblin Tongs from the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob. They give you more spell damage as well.

Also, don't be afraid to wait a bit. I was up to high lvl 4 before i even tried killing the boss bat.

At 6/3/07 04:59 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Buy the kickback cookbook from the Guild. It gives you +20 spell damage.
Also, get a utensil-type weapon such as the Gnollish slotted spoon from Degrassi Knoll or the Knob Goblin Tongs from the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob. They give you more spell damage as well.

Also, don't be afraid to wait a bit. I was up to high lvl 4 before i even tried killing the boss bat.

hmm but where would i buy the kickback cookbook? the only shop i have is the trainer? do i have to pull 10 meat from the guildmasters ear? how do i do that?

also i am high level 4. i need 2 more main mystical points to get lvl 5

My boyfriend plays this game. I never really got into it.