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My girlfriend drank piss

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My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:24:18


So, NG, I made my girlfriend drink my piss tonight. And I don't mean I pressured her into it.

I've always had a piss fetish. I know I'm fucked up, but until this point in my life, it's always just been porn on my computer, tucked away in hidden folders that no one's ever found. I've also got a thing for abusive and degrading porn. Frankly, the hottest porn to me is when the girl clearly doesn't want to be doing it, but goes through with it anyway.

Well me and my girlfriend have been fighting all week. Absolutely no reason, she's just being a raging bitch about every tiny little thing. Everything's a big drama storm for no reason. Today was the same way. Just bitching constantly for no reason, and this night it turned into a screaming match. And then she started slapping me, and I wound up slapping her back. we were just shoving at each other for a minute, but I absolutely lost it, and I saw nothing but red. I wanted to fucking hurt and humiliate her.

So I slapped her again, grabbed her by the hair, and dragged her into the bathroom, and shoved her into the tub until she was laying flat on her back. I got in and pinned her under me, kneeling over her chest with her arms at her side, and pulled out my dick and started pissing in her face. She reacted about how you'd expect, with a 'wtf' cringing and struggling. So I slapped her again, hard. And again. and told her to open her mouth, and when she didn't, I slapped her again, and she did. I started pissing into her mouth again, and she closed it and cringed away, so I slapped her AGAIN, just about as hard as I could, and told her to open her fucking mouth. I told her to swallow when I started pissing again, and reared up like I was going to slap her again while I pissed. She swallowed it all until I was done.

At this point, I figure, I'm allready going to prison right? I lost my temper, and that was that, I was done. But since I'm about as turned on as I'd ever been, I figure I might as well enjoy this scene while I'm there, her hair and face wet with piss, slapped beat red, and crying her eyes out.

So I jerked off onto her face. It took me a minute too, and she just stared at me, crying, until i came all over her. Then I pushed the cum into her mouth, and she swallowed without me having to tell her too. I also rubbed cum in her eyes for good measure (I heard that stings really bad).

And then I left. Went out, changed my pants, sat on the couch, and just. sat. Quietly, waiting for her to get up the courage to get out of that tub and go call the cops. I wouldn't have stopped her.

Instead, I heard the bathroom door shut, and the shower start up. I thought she was killing herself. It crossed my mind to intervene, but self-preservation made me let it takes its course.

She didn't kill herself though. The shower stopped, and she came out in her bath robe, hot pink (the shower must have been very hot) and her face still puffy from crying/eyes red and swollen (from the cum I guess). This is where it gets surreal. to me at least. She comes over in her robe, and curls up at my side quietly, laying across the couch, like I DIDN'T just beat the shit out of her and use her as a toilet. She starts stroking her fingers across my back, and says really quietly "I'm sorry I was such a bitch today...you know I love you" I honestly had no idea how to react /b/. I just reached down and stroked her arm while she stroked my back. After a few minutes of quiet, she climbed over and started kissing my penis, sucked me for a minute, and then climbed on top of me. We had sex three times, good sex too,

She's in bed right now like nothing happened.

Where the fuck do I go from here? This is like some fucked up dream where nothing makes sense.

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:26:40


Nice story.


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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:27:23


At least edit your copypasta to pertain to Newgrounds....
Niiiiiiceeee.


x

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:28:32


You mean your ex-girlfriend?


You can't spell FÜHRER without Ü

"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:29:25


Neat...

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:29:25


At 6/1/07 04:24 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: /b/

Wha?

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:31:06


At 6/1/07 04:24 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: So, NG, I made my girlfriend drink my piss tonight. And I don't mean I pressured her into it.

I'm sure you didn't


I've always had a piss fetish. I know I'm fucked up, but until this point in my life, it's always just been porn on my computer, tucked away in hidden folders that no one's ever found. I've also got a thing for abusive and degrading porn. Frankly, the hottest porn to me is when the girl clearly doesn't want to be doing it, but goes through with it anyway.

You've got a long way to go. Internet. IS FOR PORN!
Also how the heck did you discover yourself to be a piss fetishist.


Well me and my girlfriend have been fighting all week. Absolutely no reason, she's just being a raging bitch about every tiny little thing.

It's called a period, live with it.


So I slapped her again, grabbed her by the hair, and dragged her into the bathroom, and shoved her into the tub until she was laying flat on her back. I got in and pinned her under me, kneeling over her chest with her arms at her side, and pulled out my dick and started pissing in her face. She reacted about how you'd expect, with a 'wtf' cringing and struggling. So I slapped her again, hard. And again. and told her to open her mouth, and when she didn't, I slapped her again, and she did. I started pissing into her mouth again, and she closed it and cringed away, so I slapped her AGAIN, just about as hard as I could, and told her to open her fucking mouth. I told her to swallow when I started pissing again, and reared up like I was going to slap her again while I pissed. She swallowed it all until I was done.

You sir have no heart, please die.


So I jerked off onto her face. It took me a minute too, and she just stared at me, crying, until i came all over her. Then I pushed the cum into her mouth, and she swallowed without me having to tell her too. I also rubbed cum in her eyes for good measure (I heard that stings really bad).

Disgusting.


And then I left. Went out, changed my pants, sat on the couch, and just. sat. Quietly, waiting for her to get up the courage to get out of that tub and go call the cops. I wouldn't have stopped her.

Dibble and your house makes perfect sense.

Instead, I heard the bathroom door shut, and the shower start up. I thought she was killing herself. It crossed my mind to intervene, but self-preservation made me let it takes its course.

Go on...

She didn't kill herself though. The shower stopped, and she came out in her bath robe, hot pink (the shower must have been very hot) and her face still puffy from crying/eyes red and swollen (from the cum I guess). This is where it gets surreal. to me at least. She comes over in her robe, and curls up at my side quietly, laying across the couch, like I DIDN'T just beat the shit out of her and use her as a toilet. She starts stroking her fingers across my back, and says really quietly "I'm sorry I was such a bitch today...you know I love you" I honestly had no idea how to react /b/. I just reached down and stroked her arm while she stroked my back. After a few minutes of quiet, she climbed over and started kissing my penis, sucked me for a minute, and then climbed on top of me. We had sex three times, good sex too,

Three times? Sex? You? BBS?. Lies.


She's in bed right now like nothing happened.

My bed.


Where the fuck do I go from here? This is like some fucked up dream where nothing makes sense.

What a load off old bullshit.
I don't belive it. And I never will.
Unless I see pics, OR VIDS.
Maybe me, you and your girlfriend should meet up sometime, I'm a leg fetishist :)
I'm also LA-SAURUS!
And I'm black, therefore, superior than you.
And all white girls like black people.
EDN. OH wai-

Fap.

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:33:34


Joel Schumacher wants to turn that story in to a movie.

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:35:52


If serious (unlikely) I hope your eyes get taken out with a rusty hook and when you're in prrison i hope your asshole gets ripped by Bubba

P.S please get cancer
P.P.S expect being hit with something heavy well sleeping by your girlfriend

You should PM me! My Userpage has Boobs on it

Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes'!)

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:52:05


You were going to be my new hero... that is, until I saw this.

At 6/1/07 04:24 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: I honestly had no idea how to react /b/.

Now you're nothing but an unoriginal, uncreative stealing twat that lies on the internet in order to gain a fake sense of popularity with a bunch of people who couldn't give two shits about you in life. You're nothing but a fucking pathetic ass nobody loser that probably couldn't beat off on a girl if your life partner was stroking your cock for you.

Get the fuck off Newgrounds and leave /b/ forever... you're exactly the type of cock sucking worthless shit nobody wants around. Seriously, end yourself.


John Rambo is my hero

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:52:47


At 6/1/07 04:28 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: You mean your ex-girlfriend?

Ha! yeah

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:54:08


It's a trap!


you were so high you chewed on candle wax for like an hour | Join the TF2 club.

(Gamertag: FrostedButts25)

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:56:12


thats kinda ass holish to make her drink piss wtf

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:57:21


lolomfgisuck: Wow, that was a bit harsh.


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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 16:58:57


im pretty sure you made up that story but if by some reason it is real your messed up and i think you said some thing about that but any way since she was alright with that than what the hell it didnt happen


indeed!

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:03:32


tast copypastea..... it will go good with my side of ranch shit wads like you


yepp

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:08:18


She might not have called the cops but I sure as hell am.


You have to know your name.

LOOP

One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:10:26


loooooooooooooooooooooooool that really funny shes probably a goth bitch

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:14:07


At 6/1/07 04:24 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: I honestly had no idea how to react /b/.

Go back to 4chan.


siglololol

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:14:35


Have sex again and again until tomorrow when you do everything again.


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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:25:04


Thats a good story. I cant tell if this is real or not. 1. its friggen rediculous
2. its wierd.

but whatever

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:46:38


very true

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 17:57:15


At 6/1/07 04:24 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: We had sex three times,

And now you have AIDS, the end


lilcheeselad says: You can't blame EyeLovePoozy for being a douche, he can't help it.

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 18:00:25


Uh... Okay... Bye...


If anyone offers you food, don't eat it.

MISSING (I think)

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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 18:02:13


At 6/1/07 05:50 PM, Platinum wrote: At least give some proper credit.

Ooh, they have Tokyo Red Riding Hood on that page. I gotta re-download all those mangas someday...


siglololol

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 18:08:38


Ok seriously guys everyone needs to stop letting 4chan bleed into the rest of the internet right now.


Dead.

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 18:09:00


yeah im pretty sure all white girls dont like black guys i no about 3 that do the rest hate black people so yeah thats not true

Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 18:12:15


Holy shit. Just...yeah...holy shit.


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Response to My girlfriend drank piss 2007-06-01 18:16:42


What's with the /b/? You a 4channer?


I dont have a signature, stop bugging me.