I met a 4chaner today

[Ceti]

How do I know he was 4chan? Well let me explain, I was walking in market mall today wearing my ANGRY FAIC shirt when suddenly this nerd runs up to me and kicks me in the testicles and runs away screaming SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!! So being the vengful man i am chase after him and charge him through a eb games window. I he appears badly injured so it looked as if my job was done. I start to go off to get some food when I see him trying to charge me. I flip him into the orange julias stand and we start duking it out again.

He starts to throw oranges at me so I grab blender and smash his glasses off. H gets up slighty fazed and say IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR and tries to stab me with a broken bottle on the ground. I kick it out of his hands and he runs away.

For now.

Later I was HMV looking for some hindering complex when he charges at me. By now I'm tired of this so I grab the nearest CD case open it up and snap the CD in half and stab him in the eye. He falls I stomp on his until I'm sure he's passed out.

"Fun's closed."

I turn around and see none other then Tom Fulp himself. "What are you doing here?"

"Looking for a cowboy hat" he replies.

"Well want me to help this this 4chaner a lesson?"

"Sure" he pulls out his biggest battle axe slices him into managable pieces and threw him into the bow river. I then slap him.

"What was that for?" He questioned. Promising a redesign for over a year back to work.

And so Ceti returned to his humble posting while no one really noticed.

[shaded-restraint]

Beware...the 4chaner will be back and in greater numbers

[MegalomaniacVirus]

4chan? What the fuck is that?

Who gives a fuck?

[Sunglasses]

If only epic things like this happened in real life.

[Flameo-Ninja]

This story is really funny.

[SwordWhore]

HAHAHA SHOOP DA WHOOP!

*kicks the poster in the nuts*

[Reaperyami]

You say something?

[gamedude107]

good for you

[Impornant]

Thats a lie...... Toms on Honeymoon right now... Maybe it was Wade who cut the guy up.

[The-BBS]

At 5/28/07 11:45 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: 4chan? What the fuck is that?

Who gives a fuck?

How could you not know?

It is filled with teh lulz n joy n hentai n yiff n scanted woman

[BlackPlastic]

At 5/28/07 11:43 PM, Ceti wrote: "Looking for a cowboy hat" he replies.

For hot roleplaying action with april I presume.

[nicolasnzl]

all i can say is lol

[Grimscott]

At 5/28/07 11:45 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: Beware...the 4chaner will be back and in greater numbers

^ This man speaks the truth.

[I-Hate-Spam777]

That 4chaner is such a fucking n00b.

[Girouette]

At 5/28/07 11:48 PM, The-BBS wrote:

At 5/28/07 11:45 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: 4chan? What the fuck is that?

Who gives a fuck?

How could you not know?

It is filled with teh lulz n joy n hentai n yiff n scanted woman

And /b/tards.

Like my new sig?

[Fluffington]

Lol, I need my cat ear and tail again.

As he goes: gtfo furfag! yiff in hell!

[Ecke]

OP is making faggotry.

Shoop da woop is old. You probably met some lame /b/fag who think's he's cool. IRL trolling is fine too.

Also, way to look like a tool in a metro seuxally tight angry fag shirt.

[HandsomePete]

Hmmm... that's a....funny....?....story?

[BonusStage]

THIS ISN'T FUCKING /B/

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

4CHAN IN NG ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY

FAKE STORIES AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

YOU
ARE
NOT
FUNNY

jesus christ

[HaroFreak]

At 5/28/07 11:45 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: 4chan? What the fuck is that?

LURK THE FUCK MOAR NEWFAG

Who gives a fuck?

Anonymous (which consists of n amount of people who use the internet), Cockmongler, Yotsuba and myself.

[Ecke]

At 5/29/07 12:07 AM, HaroFreak wrote:

At 5/28/07 11:45 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: 4chan? What the fuck is that?

LURK THE FUCK MOAR NEWFAG

Lawl.

I call them Failfags, as in Failgrounds.

[The-Omnipresence]

At 5/29/07 12:07 AM, HaroFreak wrote:

Anonymous (which consists of n amount of people who use the internet)

Anonymous does not forgive, and he nevah forgets.

Or something like that.

Man why does it feel like I did this before?

I wonder whats going to happen tomarrow. Oh there I go typing out my thoughts again.

[ExtraLife]

At 5/29/07 12:04 AM, BonusStage wrote:

4CHAN IN NG ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY

4chan in 4chan isnt even funny

[BonusStage]

At 5/29/07 12:12 AM, ExtraLife wrote:

At 5/29/07 12:04 AM, BonusStage wrote:

4CHAN IN NG ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY

4chan in 4chan isnt even funny

HEY GUYS LET'S POST THE SAME SHIT FOR THE 10928142389042930TH TIME MAYBE IT'LL BE FUNNY

too bad it's not

ever

EVER

[amplefied]

cancer killing /b/ etc

[HaroFreak]

At 5/29/07 12:09 AM, Ecke wrote: I call them Failfags, as in Failgrounds.

Now where's the seal of epic-failure?

At 5/29/07 12:10 AM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Anonymous does not forgive, and he nevah forgets.

Oh no, he doesn't forget at all, he never does and he never will.

[Ecke]

Your fortune: horrible death

Sage goes in the name field, guys.

[HaroFreak]

At 5/29/07 12:16 AM, Ecke wrote: Sage goes in the name field, guys.

Oh lawl, I see what you did thar.

[Fox-Ad-Infinitum]

And then wade called you "the man now, dog" and you woke up in a wet bed.

[BonusStage]

when 4chan steals jokes

19:03
it's funny

19:13
when people steal 4chan

19:16
it's NEVER

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FUNNY

19:49
think about it this way

19:58
people think stuff said on 4chan is funny

20:03
THING IS all 4chan is

20:09
is a collection of users

20:16
that scour the internet for things that are

20:19
actually funny

20:24
to post in an otherwise

20:27
unfunny site

20:35
THEN that same userbase

20:41
posts the same jokes in other forums

20:46
OVER AND OVER ON FOREVER

20:55
thus making the original joke

20:59
no longer fun

20:59
ny

21:08
so in the end 4chan is the cancer

21:12
killing humor